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“You’re a…” I arched a brow and spun my hand in another type of twirling motion used the world over to<br />
get people to hurry the fuck up with whatever it is they need to say.<br />
“I’m, uh, with a fraternity?”<br />
“You asking or tellin’, red?”<br />
“Ha,” he gasped. “Takes one to know one.” He pointed to my head.<br />
“Sorry. You lost me, Sparky. You’re with a frat?”<br />
“Yes, sir.”<br />
“And this is some sort of…”<br />
“Initiation. Yes, sir.”<br />
“Well, I’m gonna have Officer Parker here cuff you and take you down to the station. After you’ve cleaned<br />
his shoes, he’s gonna arrest your ass and charge you with something really bad of his choosing. That should go<br />
over big at the frat.”<br />
“Yes, sir.”<br />
“Off you go.” Jesus. I’m a real badass.<br />
My name is John Testarossa. Not like the car. That’s the first question I get: ‘You mean like the car?’ The<br />
second joke isn’t so obvious, unless you’re Italian. Testarossa means redhead. And that’s what I am: An Italian<br />
redhead. Some bored guard over on Ellis Island decided to crack wise when they saw my redheaded grandfather<br />
get off the boat from Naples. He ruffled my grandfather’s head, laughed, and said, “Testarossa. Ha! Ha!<br />
Testarossa” and it stuck. Either you were stuck with the name of the town or village you came from, or you<br />
were stuck with something a wisecracking guard gave you. They didn’t give a shit. They were in a rush to get<br />
you through and settled. My grandfather was fourteen when he got off that boat, alone, in a strange city. A<br />
WOP in a strange land. WOP – WithOut Papers. That’s what it means. The name stuck and I wear it with<br />
pride, but it wasn’t always like that.<br />
I grew up in an Italian neighborhood in Bensonhurst, New York and I was always getting my ass kicked.<br />
“<strong>Get</strong> yer mick ass outta here,” the Italian kids would yell, kicking me in the ass as I ran home crying. Trying to<br />
convince them I was not Irish went south after my two sisters came out and did a little ass kicking of their own.<br />
Not only did I have to deal with my red hair, but also with the fact that two girls were fighting my battles for me.<br />
It took a while, but when I got older and the kids saw I could fight, they left me alone. I never told anyone this<br />
but it was Barbara and Marie, my sisters, who taught me how to fight. Another thing that helped, at least for a<br />
while, was my dad telling me that Christopher Columbus was also a redhead. We believed he was the greatest<br />
Italian that ever lived. Until it turned out he was a raper and a pillager, in addition to being a discoverer.<br />
I drove back to Pacific station where I work. Pacific covers the area from LAX and Westchester to Playa del<br />
Rey and Venice with Mar Vista and Oakwood thrown in for good measure. A couple of years ago a group of<br />
detectives were reassigned to Pacific to handle the growing gang concern as well as the large tourist area that is<br />
Venice Beach. Response time is just better when you don’t have to fight traffic <strong>com</strong>ing from the Glass House<strong>—</strong><br />
Parker Center.<br />
I winked at Ginger our civilian desk clerk and went into the back to check in. My C.O., Captain Dale<br />
Blackburn, stood in the doorway of his office. A huge black man with gentle eyes and a booming voice that<br />
carried traces of his upbringing in New Orleans. I still carried the New York accent quite heavily despite my<br />
many years in L.A. and when the two of us got together, it cracked everyone else up but us. We didn’t see the<br />
humor. With him at six-five and me close to six-three, I guess it can get interesting. Dale B. was a good man to<br />
work for. He trusted his officers and detectives to do their jobs and he only got involved when they didn’t.<br />
“Where you been?”<br />
“Fishing,” I deadpanned.<br />
“Well done.”<br />
“Thanks, boss.” He knew where I’d been. It was all over the station. Homicide detectives were the elite.<br />
Sometimes we got side-tracked. And even though it is never our fault that we occasionally got stuck on<br />
something more worthy of someone else’s time, any excuse to squeeze your balls around here, and someone will<br />
take it.