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<strong>FOH</strong>-at-Large<br />
This is This<br />
I<br />
caress the smooth spool of<br />
solder as I wait in anticipation<br />
for the soldering gun<br />
to heat up. I strip the rubber<br />
from my cable just enough<br />
to give myself a workable<br />
amount of copper, and with<br />
heated iron in hand, I touch<br />
the tip to the end of the solder<br />
melting just enough to<br />
coat the end of the cable.<br />
I repeat the process over<br />
my solder point and leave a<br />
perfect shining spot where<br />
I then touch the end of my<br />
cable and hold for a moment<br />
before I release the iron. A<br />
thin line of smoke wafts up<br />
and tickles my nostrils with<br />
its delicate fragrance. Ah, I<br />
love the smell of solder in the<br />
morning.<br />
My screw gun sings its<br />
high-wailing song as I put together<br />
my racks. I go over my<br />
stage plot and program my<br />
input list and monitor mixes<br />
into the digital console. I<br />
clean my amplifiers and pack<br />
my cable trunks. I double<br />
check my microphones and<br />
count out my stands. I ensure<br />
that I have the proper steel<br />
package and that my motors<br />
are packed and ready to go.<br />
My power distro energetically<br />
lines itself up behind the<br />
feeder cable trunk and my<br />
line array looks ready to fly.<br />
Equipment gives back what<br />
one puts into it; if it is cared<br />
for and given enough energy<br />
it will not fail. “Stanley,<br />
see this? This is this. This ain’t<br />
somethin’ else. This is this.”<br />
COMING NEXT<br />
MONTH...<br />
INSTALL<br />
The MGM Grand and<br />
Foxwoods Casino join<br />
forces to build a new<br />
entertainment venue.<br />
RUSH<br />
We talk to Brad Madix<br />
and Brent Carpenter to<br />
find out what’s up with<br />
the chickens.<br />
PARNELLI PREVIEW<br />
A look at the lives and<br />
times of the Clair Bros.<br />
of Lititz, Pa.<br />
“I need you guys to set up with the speakers behind<br />
the band. I need you to take up less space.<br />
I need, I need, I need… yada, yada, yada.” Hey,<br />
forget you and your needs. What about me Ms.<br />
or Mr. Producer, eh, what about me?<br />
In Demand <strong>FOH</strong><br />
Then the phone rings and I shift to<br />
another part of my brain, “This is Baker<br />
speaking. May I help you?” It could be<br />
one of many voices on the other end<br />
of the line, a male, a female, a knowledgeable<br />
person or a complete novice<br />
in the field of audio. They might be on<br />
tour planning a stopover at one of the<br />
many television shows or arranging a<br />
showcase in some room that was chosen<br />
for décor and not for sound. The<br />
voice on the other end of the line might<br />
be supercilious and ignite my ire. Either<br />
that or the obsequious tone may inspire<br />
a sugar-coated nausea to rise up inside<br />
and gag me, but regardless of tone or<br />
timbre, these voices share in common a<br />
cry for help and a demand for a solution.<br />
“I need a sound system. I need in-ears.<br />
I need a microphone for 500 people. I<br />
need a lot, but only have a little. I need<br />
to fill a rider for a famous act I booked,<br />
but I’m a nonprofit organization. I need<br />
help! Help me please!<br />
www.fohonline.com<br />
The veins in my forehead are bulging<br />
and a red hue begins to filter my vision. I<br />
unclench my teeth and puffing up to my<br />
intimidating and green post Bruce Banner<br />
size, I scream into the mouthpiece of the<br />
technology that has brought me more<br />
than my share of irritation, “WHO CARES<br />
WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT ABOUT ME?”<br />
Sure, you have needs, but I have needs,<br />
too. How are you going to help me? Don’t<br />
just think you can throw money at me<br />
and I’ll jump at your every command or<br />
fill your every whim. I have my pride, you<br />
know, and I have grown weary of hearing<br />
that phrase “I need, I need, I need.” When<br />
do I get my share of the pie? When do I<br />
get to demand? WHAT ABOUT ME?<br />
What About Me? <strong>FOH</strong><br />
I push my gear to the loading dock and<br />
load the truck. I look forward to the magic<br />
and joy of putting all the pieces together<br />
and making them fit like some giant 3D<br />
jigsaw puzzle. There is a technical skill to<br />
packing a truck utilizing mathematical and<br />
By BakerLee<br />
Andy Au<br />
spatial relationships. The only<br />
stipulations are those that can<br />
be clearly defined by the physical<br />
boundaries of the box into<br />
which the smaller boxes are<br />
being loaded. There is no grey<br />
area and no room for misinterpretation,<br />
and while the puzzle<br />
might be put together in a variety<br />
of different ways, it either<br />
fits or not. It’s simple. “Stanley,<br />
see this? This is this. This ain’t<br />
somethin’ else. This is this.”<br />
Setting up the gear is<br />
pretty much the same as<br />
packing the truck; everything<br />
has its proper place. A certain<br />
amount of power is needed to<br />
drive the system and all the<br />
pieces fit like an Escher tessellation.<br />
All is going as planned<br />
until some event planner or<br />
hot shot producer comes up<br />
and demands that they need<br />
to move all the gear from one<br />
end of the room to the other.<br />
“I need you guys to set up with<br />
the speakers behind the band.<br />
I need you to take up less<br />
space. I need, I need, I need…<br />
yada, yada, yada.” Hey, forget<br />
you and your needs. What<br />
about me Ms. or Mr. Producer,<br />
eh, what about me?<br />
Never Ending <strong>FOH</strong><br />
Unfortunately, it never<br />
ends. Once the gear is all<br />
set (again) some visiting engineer<br />
invariably demands,<br />
“I need to change the input<br />
list. I need more effects. I<br />
need more subs. I need a<br />
different console. I need, I<br />
need, I need.” But, of course,<br />
it’s not over yet, as the band<br />
who has been waiting — not so patiently<br />
— has finally taken the stage so<br />
that they too can express their needs.<br />
“Yo, Mr. Soundman, I need more vocal.<br />
I need more kick drum. Hey yo, we all<br />
need more kick drum. Hey, Mr. Soundman,<br />
more snare in the drum wedge.”<br />
Now the “I needs” are multiplied by five<br />
or six. When will all these desires be satisfied<br />
and what about me? I have needs<br />
too. I go home and my wife needs me,<br />
my kids need me, my dog needs me, my<br />
three cats all need me. Believe it or not,<br />
my two fish and turtle need me, and<br />
what do I get in return? I get stress, agitation,<br />
a twitch under my eye and a really<br />
bad rash. Do I actually need to haul<br />
my ass in to work just for a bad rash I<br />
can easily get at home? Who needs all<br />
these people and their needs? From<br />
now on, it’s just the equipment and me.<br />
“Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain’t<br />
somethin’ else. This is this.”<br />
“I love the smell of solder in the<br />
morning.”