HotShots February 2012 - Town of Gilbert

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A Little Laugh Oxymoronishly 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a “wise guy” opposite? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? 20. Why do we press harder on the buttons of a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? 21. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? 22. How come abbreviated is such a long word? 23. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 24. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? 25. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Welcome New GFD Volunteers Nancy Briggs Ira Goode Felix Castro John Joe Leah Martinez
HOTSTUFF FEBRUARY 2 Medical Operations 1 6:00 - 9:00 PM Amphitheater ¤ 6 Operations Support Team CoA 6:30 - 8:00 PM Room 2 7 Co Chairs CoA 6:00 - 8:00 PM Room 2 Co Chairs 7 Volunteer Credentials Renewal 4:00 - 7:00 PM Room 6 CERT/FC 9 Medical Operations 2 6:00 - 9:00 PM Amphitheater ¤ 11 Volunteer Credentials Renewal 8:30 AM - 12:30 PM Room 6 CERT/FC 16 Volunteer Credentials Renewal 8:00 AM - 1:00 PM Room 6 CERT/FC 16 Search and Rescue 6:00 - 9:00 PM Amphitheater ¤ 18 Ham Meeting 6:30 - 8:30 PM Room 1 Cert 23 Disaster Psychology 6:00 - 9:00 PM Amphitheater ¤ 25 Volunteer Appreciation Evening 5:00 - 9:00 PM HUSD GFD Volunteers MARCH 1 Organization/Skill Station 6:00 - 9:00 PM Amphitheater CERT 3 Tactical Communications 8:00 - 11:00 AM Amphitheater CERT/COM 251 6 CPR/AED 6:00 - 9:00 PM Room 6 12 First Aid 6:00 - 9:00 PM Room 6 Save the Dates April 5, 6, 7 Symposium ¤ Basic CERT classes AND open for review Open to CERT, FC, VIPS and USAonWatch Volunteers. Register with Kim Yonda @ 480-503-6325 or kim.yonda-lead@gilbertaz.gov An up to the minute CERT/FC training calendar will be found at http://www.ci.gilbert.az.us/fire/volunteers.cfm HOTSHOTS is a publication of the Gilbert Fire Department, Gilbert, AZ Suzanne & Bob Hoebermann, eds. (gfdhotshots@cox.net)
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