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Sulky Santa – Script 21
SANTA:
SNOWMAN:
SANTA:
MARY:
up there with the sleigh and the rest of the lads, flying all over the world
making Christmas a joyous occasion for everybody. Snow tingling my
antlers.
Is it still snowing outside? I’m fed up of snow.
That’s a good one Santa – fed up of snow! How could anyone be fed up of
snow? As if!
Why are the two of you here, anyway?
Rudolph has just come to find out in which part of the world you’d like to
start delivering presents this year, Santa. And Snowman just wanted to
know what kind of snow you’d like.
(Santa stomps to the front.)
SANTA:
SNOWMAN:
RUDOLPH:
MARY:
SNOWMAN:
RUDOLPH:
SNOWMAN:
RUDOLPH:
MARY:
SANTA:
MARY:
RUDOLPH:
SANTA:
RUDOLPH:
SANTA:
RUDOLPH:
SANTA:
SNOWMAN:
SANTA:
Mary, I told you, I’m not delivering presents this year and I can’t be
bothered with more snow. I’ve lost count of the number of chimneys I’ve
been down and I’ve been stuck in a few, I can tell you.
Santa, you’ve got to snap out of it.
Christmas is the best time of year.
It’s your time of year.
After all, you’re Santa Claus,
Father Christmas,
Papa Noel,
Saint Nicholas.
Everyone loves you dear. You must deliver their presents this year.
Maybe I am, but I’m also not in the mood.
I met the Elves in you workshop today dear and the standard of their work
this year is better than any year I can remember. Their toys were absolutely
wonderful.
Speaking of wonderful - I’ve got a couple of jokes you might like to hear!
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas? Because of its sandy
claws!
(Sarcastically) Ho, ho, ho.
Who delivers cats’ Christmas presents? Santa paws!
(Sarcastically) Ho, ho, ho.
What do cannibals eat for Christmas? Baked beings!
(Sarcastically) Ho, ho, ho.
And I’ve got a new dance that I’d love to show you.
Oh, if you must. Then perhaps I’ll get some peace.
(Snowman does his dance but Santa seems completely underwhelmed and resumes
reading his paper.)
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