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Sulky Santa – Script 27
FAIRY 5:
FAIRY 6:
FAIRY 7:
FAIRY 8:
FAIRY 6:
FAIRY 3:
FAIRY 6:
FAIRY 3:
FAIRY 6:
RUDOLPH:
TOOTH FAIRY:
ELFIS:
RUDOLPH:
SNOWMAN:
TOOTH FAIRY:
SNOWMAN:
TOOTH FAIRY:
FAIRY 1:
FAIRY 2:
ELFIS:
FAIRY 3:
FAIRY 4:
TOOTH FAIRY:
ELFIS:
TOOTH FAIRY:
Can you imagine what it’s like working under the pressure that
Santa works under?
Year, after year, after year, after year, after year…
After year, after year.
After year, after year.
That’s a long, long, long time doing the same thing. Year, after year,
after year, after year, after year…
I think that they get the picture Fairy Tales. You do go on!
I was just trying to…
What you were attempting to do in a very roundabout way was to…
Explain that Santa might be just a teeny, weeny bit bored.
But Santa normally loves delivering presents – with the help of old
Rudie here of course.
He usually does but maybe things have got a bit on top of him this
year.
Come to think of it, he hasn’t been inspecting our toys this year.
He hasn’t been checking that his reindeer are fit and healthy either.
He hasn’t even helped to organise the Snowman Ball this year.
How does he spend his time?
According to Mary Christmas, he spends all of his time reading
newspapers and sulking around the house saying that it’s too cold
to go out.
It sounds like he’s in a comfort zone.
He’s become a couch potato – a chair chip.
He hasn’t got the motivation.
But children all over the world are depending on him to deliver
presents, this year!
He probably feels that someone else could do it this year.
It’s probably just a phase he’s going through. I’m sure he’ll be O.K.
by next year.
I think it’s become too comfortable for him. I think Santa needs a
challenge.
We need more answers!
That quiff of yours needs a strokin’ little man!
(Elfis strokes his quiff.)
VOICE:
(From off stage) You’ve stroked your quiff,
With your right hand,
Go see some bogeys,
In Bogeyland!
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