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3<br />
(MAURICE AND JAZZER DRINK AD LIB THROUGH REST OF<br />
SCENE)<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
So, was it anything in particular?<br />
Only to say the abattoir-run went fine. (TIPS IN<br />
SUGAR FROM BOWL)<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
(GETS IT) Oh.<br />
He gets so wound up whenever I do it. Any more<br />
sugar?<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
No.<br />
(PUTS BOWL DOWN) So I thought I’d better check into<br />
the Mothership. Put his mind at rest.<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
You’ll have to stir it with a ‘Tom Archer’ biro.<br />
(PICKS UP BIRO AND STIRS/ APPROVING) Cosy enough in<br />
here while he’s out.<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
MAURICE<br />
I don’t take advantage.<br />
Course no’. (STOPS STIRRING)<br />
Ten more minutes, and I’m back, stripping down the<br />
mincer.<br />
JAZZER<br />
(FISHING FOR CHANCE TO SMOKE) No chance of opening<br />
the window till then?<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
You know the answer to that one.<br />
Aye. I was in bother for a crafty wee drag<br />
yesterday an’ all.<br />
MAURICE<br />
Did Tom catch you?
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