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5<br />
JAZZER<br />
(THINKS HE’S GOT IT) Oh aye? Got the pacemaker<br />
purring, has she?<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
No.<br />
Come on – there’s no shame. You’ve got her marked<br />
down as a hottie.<br />
MAURICE<br />
I’ve done no such thing. I simply find her a<br />
refreshing change.<br />
JAZZER<br />
MAURICE<br />
Is that right?<br />
Yes. It’s not often you find someone who values<br />
integrity over popularity.<br />
JAZZER<br />
MAURICE<br />
If you say so.<br />
But I’ve no interest in romantic attachments any<br />
more. They don’t suit me.<br />
JAZZER<br />
MAURICE<br />
JAZZER<br />
MAURICE<br />
You and me both.<br />
Besides, she’s already married.<br />
That wouldn’t stop some folks in Ambridge.<br />
I simply admire the way she conducts herself. You<br />
should have seen her with Tom yesterday.<br />
JAZZER<br />
MAURICE<br />
What happened?<br />
She and I happened to be queuing next to each other<br />
in the shop..<br />
JAZZER<br />
MAURICE<br />
(OVER) ‘Happened to be’?<br />
..When he came in with a delivery. And couldn’t<br />
resist asking if she’s ever tried his ready-meals.<br />
JAZZER<br />
Always the master of small talk.
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