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16 THE ELECTRICAL WORKER.<br />
o<br />
THE TRAMP'S SOLILOQUY.<br />
"And have you journeyed far?" I<br />
asked a hungry-looking tramp.<br />
Said he, "I've tried Topeka while m<br />
many a busy camp."<br />
Said I, "The man who travels makes<br />
the fruits <strong>of</strong> learning his."<br />
"Oh, yes," said he, "I know just what<br />
an Indianapolis."<br />
"You're fond <strong>of</strong> Wheeling," I remarked,<br />
"by trains?" and he replied:<br />
"I never do a stroke <strong>of</strong> work, Norwalk<br />
when I ,can ride.<br />
"I ne'ver have a Dayton hand, and so I<br />
never say<br />
To any station,agent, 'Do these trains<br />
Schenectady?'<br />
"I'm fond <strong>of</strong> music, so I like to journey<br />
via Lynn,<br />
N or Haverhill so steep and long our<br />
train cannot get in.<br />
"No being with a Galveston can I address<br />
as wife:<br />
I've ,never felt the Holyoke <strong>of</strong> happy<br />
married life. ' .<br />
"We hoboes are a Mobile lot; we eat<br />
and sleep and yawn,<br />
And always wear the same old clothes<br />
Oswego marching on. ' ' ,<br />
"And when the crowd is Taunton' us<br />
we take it all in fun;<br />
We cannot spare the time to stop and<br />
have our Vvashington. '<br />
"Were wishes ships we'd Salem' with<br />
the canva's all unfurled, '<br />
N or anchor would we cas,t till we'd<br />
Albany round' the world.<br />
"But on a boat a Little Rock will get<br />
me <strong>of</strong>f my, feet, " ,<br />
And once in Maine Augtlsta wind upset.me<br />
.. in the street. . .<br />
"Some towns <strong>of</strong> which you're Fond elll<br />
Lac the rneeins <strong>of</strong> getting at ;<br />
You've got to trust in Providence and<br />
let it go at that.<br />
"I've had by Philadelphia, but still I<br />
don't regret<br />
I saw the place, for what's the use?<br />
vVe may be Joliet.<br />
"I've got to go to Portland to the Fair<br />
they hold this year,<br />
And then, <strong>of</strong> course, Seattle and Tacoma<br />
souveniL<br />
"And now," ,said he, "I must to bed<br />
because it's getting dark."<br />
Said .I : "Pray tell II)'e where you<br />
sleep ?',' He winked and said "Hyde<br />
Park." ,<br />
,-.Nixon'Watermann.<br />
P.~OFESSIONALADVE,RTISING<br />
: METHODS.,<br />
,ArC! ,:we. introducing .in cont:lection with a<br />
goo~.deal <strong>of</strong> ,our, seriou~ scientific work "the<br />
flamboyant methods <strong>of</strong> the pr<strong>of</strong>essional advertising<br />
manager?" This accusation is<br />
made editoriaUyby' The <strong>Electrical</strong> Warld<br />
and Engineer (New York) ,"which' asserts<br />
that, 's()me institutions <strong>of</strong> learning consent<br />
to become the prey ,<strong>of</strong>' s'ensation-mcmgers-<br />
. to be exploited by m~n who may be compared<br />
with "the advance agents <strong>of</strong> a circus."These<br />
be strong words, but the writer<br />
6f the ~ditorial' in question. regards' them as<br />
amply justified by the facts: As a case<br />
particularIy.in point he instances the various<br />
re,cent investigations <strong>of</strong> radium and<br />
radioactiVity, and the way in which they<br />
have been made public; thus:.<br />
"From time to time we have raised a<br />
voi~e <strong>of</strong> warning against ,hasty acceptance<br />
<strong>of</strong> the fervid hypotheses that' befog the ascertained<br />
facts <strong>of</strong> radioactivity. The need<br />
f()r sober judgment has been emphasized<br />
over and over again by the wild stateme,nts<br />
~hich have gone the roungs <strong>of</strong> the technical<br />
as well as the non-technical press, The<br />
latest <strong>of</strong> these has just forced ·itself i,lpon<br />
our notice, and calls for pointed comment.'<br />
It is built around the following thesis: 'It<br />
is sober fact that radium has sh?-ken the<br />
law <strong>of</strong> gravitati,on, has set at apparent defiance<br />
the law <strong>of</strong> conservation qf ener!!':,<br />
has displaced the atomic theory, q,as re-