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From our Suburban Correspondent<br />

One of the things I like about planting indigenous<br />

plants is never having to say you’re sorry. <strong>No</strong> matter<br />

how scruffy it looks next to the neighbour’s weeds,<br />

you know it belongs right where you planted it.<br />

Unlike a glorious magnolia whose only value is<br />

superficial, a scrawny indigofera that’s growing so<br />

open you can hardly tell it’s there has an intrinsic<br />

value that goes beyond any frivolous opinion on its<br />

appearance. Yes, I am an indigenous gardener. I<br />

have truth on my side.<br />

So here I am, weeding my attempt at a microlaena<br />

lawn, knowing that there is only one true grass <strong>and</strong><br />

all the rest are evil.<br />

I start to become familiar with the evil grasses. There’s<br />

the one that I think is Poa annua <strong>and</strong> another that may<br />

or may not be squirrel grass. There’s the super fine one<br />

that comes up every spring, turning the muddy bald<br />

patch outside Arie’s bedroom door into two square<br />

metres of golf course before dying off in the summer,<br />

leaving us with a scale-model desert. There’s the one<br />

that looks like Microlaena on growth hormones. (Could<br />

it be Microlaena? Is that what Microlaena looks like<br />

when it’s not struggling to survive in a hyco tray that<br />

should have been watered days ago? What if it is<br />

Microlaena? That would save me a lot of weeding.<br />

What if it is <strong>and</strong> I think it’s not <strong>and</strong> I spend the remainder<br />

of my life pulling it out <strong>and</strong> then one of those VINC<br />

people come around <strong>and</strong> tell me what a fool I’ve been?<br />

Relax, Neil. If you pull it all out, they’ll never know.)<br />

Weeding. Weeding, weeding, weeding. I look at a<br />

clump of grass(es) <strong>and</strong> it appears to have some<br />

Microlaena-like features. There’s probably some<br />

Microlaena in there, but where do I start? I pull away<br />

something that looks wrong. It looks better. I remove<br />

another clump of something evil. And then<br />

another. And then there’s a moment when the gates<br />

of perception open in my aging brain <strong>and</strong> voila - it’s<br />

not just a clump of grass anymore. It’s a beautiful<br />

little clump of Microlaena.<br />

Indigenotes <strong>Vol</strong>ume <strong>17</strong>, Number 1, April <strong>2006</strong><br />

Don’t ask me what makes grass look like Microlaena.<br />

The answer probably involves a lot of words like<br />

lanceolate or bifurcated. All I know is that I’ve looked<br />

at 1300 Microlaena seedlings, pricking out the precious<br />

little bastards <strong>and</strong> sticking them in hyco trays.<br />

Never again. I’ve collected a bit of seed from the first<br />

round of plants, <strong>and</strong> I’m going to broadcast it this<br />

spring. Wish me luck.<br />

The first round of plants came from VINC, but also<br />

from seed that was given to me by a friend who lives<br />

about a kilometre away, next to Rosanna Parkl<strong>and</strong>s,<br />

whose garden is only nominally separated from the<br />

Parkl<strong>and</strong>s by a treated pine railing. One kilometre.<br />

How indigenous is that?<br />

Weeding, weeding. It’s a strange kind of meditative<br />

state, but I can’t let it become robotic, because if I do,<br />

I’ll just end up pulling things out because they’re<br />

green. And there’s a sort of zen in-the-moment<br />

thing. If I start to think about outcomes, about where<br />

this is all heading, about how much longer it’ll take or<br />

whether it’ll ever be done, I’ll go crazy. Because<br />

weeding is never done. Never. It has no past, no<br />

future. Weeding is now. And always will be.<br />

I st<strong>and</strong> up <strong>and</strong> stretch <strong>and</strong> groan <strong>and</strong> hobble about.<br />

My certainty about the one <strong>and</strong> only true grass is<br />

rattled a bit when I look at the Isolepsis that has<br />

escaped from the bog garden. It looks really good<br />

growing on the wrong side of the paving stones<br />

around the pond, forming a natural link between the<br />

lawn <strong>and</strong> the pond. Last summer I found out that<br />

you can mow Isolepis. I decided to try mowing the<br />

Microlaena to see what would happen <strong>and</strong> the Isolepis<br />

grew right back. Happy as Larry. The Microlaena has<br />

still not grown back. It just sits there, looking mown.<br />

Maybe it’s waiting for spring. Maybe it’s waiting for<br />

me to stop worrying.<br />

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