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GAUNTLET<br />
NOVEMBER 06.08 23<br />
Snow Snow everywhere and not a<br />
drop to drink! Outside turned to winter<br />
overnight, holy moly. While it was<br />
snowing and pearly white in Canada,<br />
Barack Obama owned some Republican<br />
butt with a 349 to 163. Yay for<br />
interesting elections that end in such<br />
glory! As for the TLFs, the vintage<br />
ones should be done in this issue and<br />
we’ll be back up to date! Go go TLF<br />
space. If you want to actually see your<br />
TLF printed the week you send it in<br />
(maybe) bring your TLF to MSC 319 or<br />
e-mail them to tlfs@thegauntlet.ca. All<br />
submissions must include your name,<br />
ID number, phone number and signature.<br />
Submissions judged to be racist,<br />
sexist, homophobic or attacks of a<br />
personal nature will not be tolerated.<br />
Thanks Dr.H for the latte! It was delicious,<br />
just like journalism.<br />
To the cute girl I met at the Den that<br />
commented on my eyes: I hope we<br />
meet again.<br />
– Luigi<br />
Want a place to chat with other students?<br />
Go to www.ucaglarylife.com -<br />
forums and more!<br />
– ucalgarylifeguy<br />
Hey, so I guess it was koohee o nomimasen<br />
ka, not koohee o nomimasu<br />
ka. You were right. But I was flustered,<br />
‘cause I want to ask you out for coffee<br />
IRL.<br />
– so how about it?<br />
To the three guys dressed as the western<br />
religion at the den friday: 50’s<br />
pinup girl has pictures pictures of you,<br />
if you want them email s.eukaryotic@<br />
hotmail.com.<br />
WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF<br />
WINDOW REPAIRS ON CAMPUS!!!<br />
<strong>The</strong> walkway between ST and Administration<br />
looks ghetto and the lack of<br />
attention to building maintenance portrays<br />
the amount of care the university<br />
has for its students.<br />
– SS guy<br />
<strong>The</strong> University is considering the possibililty<br />
of amalgamating the S.S.,<br />
Hum., C&C, and Fine Arts faculties into<br />
a single faculty of arts. I want to know<br />
what you think! e-mail me at<br />
socialscirep@su.ucalgary.ca<br />
– Teale Phelps Bondaroff, SS Rep.<br />
One line tee ell eff.<br />
– pikism #44<br />
“I don’t want to blow my cover-load<br />
too early.”<br />
-Sports Editor Brad Halasz on saving a<br />
Dinos cover story until later.<br />
Heartbroken-- Lost ipod. Silver, 120G,<br />
Classic. If found e-mail me.<br />
arwolkow@ucalgary.ca.<br />
Share roomy townhouse with three<br />
other women. $525/mo. incl. all utilities,<br />
two LRT stops from UofC. Great<br />
location, great roommates. E-mail<br />
len.w@shawbiz.ca<br />
LIMITED TIME Quality Gift Baskets<br />
- give them to friends and family, or<br />
keep it for yourself! Pick from four arrangements.<br />
See us in Science <strong>The</strong>aters<br />
or e-mail us at<br />
wakingmoment.uofc@gmail.com.<br />
Young people like to have a lot of fun<br />
and gaiety, And a girl expects her lover<br />
to be lively as can be, She’s got no use<br />
for grouchy folk and sullen downcast<br />
looks. For sadness and disputes give<br />
birth to an evil enemy.<br />
– JR<br />
Palin /Baez 2012. That is all.<br />
Oooohhh Sleezy, You came with your<br />
lines that were cheesy. I’d hoped you’d<br />
give me a call, but you won’t stop<br />
scratching your balls...<br />
– Too Bad<br />
Waldie: Maybe if you weren’t thinking<br />
of 18 year old girls on Sunday you<br />
would have caught that ball in the red<br />
zone.<br />
– Coach Dick Butkus<br />
Friends don’t soap each other up after<br />
the game.<br />
– not Jordyn<br />
Looking to interview soldier (current or<br />
ex) who served in Afghanistan. Must<br />
be candid and frank. I have no agenda;<br />
only wish to hear your honest view.<br />
– rbgulina@ucalgary.ca<br />
Soularium, Dialogue in Pictures: Art &<br />
Spirituality. November 20th, Mac Hall,<br />
South Courtyard.<br />
Do you think my partner will be mad<br />
if I tell him I can’t be in his group anymore?<br />
Sorry about McCain’s loss, dolly.<br />
You can’t go meta with a genie.<br />
– not Jordyn<br />
Is this off the grid????? Really, is this<br />
off the grid?????? Are you mocking me<br />
Chris????<br />
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a<br />
tree’ -- probably because it’s so hard to<br />
figure out how to get the bark on.<br />
– Woody Allen<br />
<strong>The</strong> story: Communism sucks. Snow<br />
angels seeping acid while trying to<br />
snowboard. <strong>The</strong> days turned blue<br />
while we ate green cotton candy. No<br />
way, no how are we gonna melt. Yes<br />
and my turn? What now, I know how to<br />
hoedown hardcore. Unfortunately Kerouac,<br />
somewhat incognito, delivered<br />
me - make it quick. I need more.<br />
– <strong>The</strong> story will be continued<br />
Do you have any new or used, prescription<br />
or sun glasses you could<br />
donate to people in the developing<br />
world? If so please consider donating<br />
through Intrepid Travel’s Glasses Campaign.<br />
Please contact Alicia e:<br />
intrepid_alicia_kalmanovitch@yahoo.<br />
com.
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