December 2008 / January 2009 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
December 2008 / January 2009 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
December 2008 / January 2009 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
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Yet another weekend<br />
Richard Soemita<br />
Most <strong>of</strong> you who have been in Singapore for over a<br />
year will notice that there will come a time when<br />
you think ‘what the hell will I do this weekend?’.<br />
Of course this is not the case when you have a<br />
family (especially with kids), have lots and lots <strong>of</strong> ‘real<br />
friends’ (expats, not locals) and are as pathetic like the locals<br />
that shop all the time as soon as they have a spare minute.<br />
I’m talking about a single guy (+ daughter) like me or even<br />
young couples that wanna do more than enjoying the great<br />
Singapore culture. Ehhh, shopping or working that is!<br />
During the first few months you explore the club scene<br />
and all the bars. Apart from spending half your salary on a<br />
good night out (drinks are so expensive!) you will find out<br />
very soon that the club scene is not that fantastic here. They<br />
are either too crowded, too young, too many prostitutes<br />
(who do a good job in disguising themselves, pretending<br />
they are locals on a night out), bands playing the same songs<br />
in the exact same order, too dark so you get scared to be<br />
groped by a ladyboy or it is freezing so hard that even the<br />
wildest techno music will not make you sweat. With regards<br />
to bars I have not found my ‘local’ yet apart from one bar<br />
that I go to with colleagues since this one is 10 steps away<br />
from the <strong>of</strong>fice and one does not want to waste valuable<br />
‘beer time’. Harry’s on Boat Quay is <strong>of</strong> course so-so, that is<br />
if you do not want to bump into the <strong>Dutch</strong> colony. There are<br />
a few nice ro<strong>of</strong>top bars and Holland Village does have a bit<br />
<strong>of</strong> the European atmosphere mostly created by 99% <strong>of</strong> white<br />
folks walking around and their kids terrorising the blocked<br />
<strong>of</strong>f street with their scooters or skateboards. Basically it<br />
is the locals that I blame for the dull atmosphere. Did you<br />
ever wonder why you never come across ‘strange characters’<br />
(type <strong>of</strong> village idiot you come across in Amsterdam in every<br />
neighbourhood) or groups <strong>of</strong> boys celebrating a stag night?<br />
In Amsterdam I come across idiots on a daily basis, so bad<br />
that when you meet someone ‘normal’ you think that he is<br />
the idiot! What I’m saying here is that if the locals act a bit<br />
more like idiots and stop worrying about losing face, life would<br />
be a lot more fun on this island!<br />
Once you have done all the clubs and bars, including<br />
Orchard Towers, one will start exploring Asia. Bali, Bangkok,<br />
Ho Chi Min, Hong Kong, Hanoi, Siem Reap etc. Most <strong>of</strong> us have<br />
seen all these places in the first 3 months. You can always tell<br />
if someone has been a bit longer here in Singapore when they<br />
say that they are <strong>of</strong>f for a long weekend to Wellington, Bombay<br />
or Sydney. My <strong>Dutch</strong> friend, just hops over to California and<br />
hardly knows where Amsterdam is, but that happens when you<br />
are in Singapore for donks!<br />
Even artists avoid Singapore except if you are Paul Anka,<br />
The Osmond Family, Jose Feliciano or Rick Ashley. Perhaps<br />
they want to see Singapore a last time before they pop <strong>of</strong>f,<br />
since I thought that most <strong>of</strong> them were already dead! I will not<br />
mention the exorbitant ticket price you have to pay too, you<br />
should be paid when going to Paul Anka’s funeral…ehh concert!<br />
Then again would you go to Paul or Tsai Chin?<br />
Have you ever been to a concert here and wondered if<br />
people are really listening carefully or if everyone has fallen<br />
asleep? Everyone here sits very docile on their seat and<br />
you never hear the occasional ‘yeah’ or ‘right on’ from the<br />
audience. The last time I shouted ‘oooh yeah!’ in the Esplanade<br />
everyone in front <strong>of</strong> me, including the first and second rings<br />
turned around and looked at me like I should be locked up for<br />
20 years. Last year I saw this Japanese band in Paradiso and<br />
The Melkweg called the Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra. This<br />
band has 11 members and one cannot sit still when one sees<br />
their amazing performance. I therefore had serious question<br />
marks why this band would visit the Esplanade. Where would<br />
we dance and could we burn down the ro<strong>of</strong>? This band already<br />
exists for many years and has a huge Japanese support. This<br />
was noticeable during the concert and as soon as the first tune<br />
was blasted into the crowd everyone jumped up and stormed<br />
to the front: all Japanese, the angmohs and me! But within<br />
seconds a large army <strong>of</strong> security guards controlled the group<br />
and we were all summoned to go back to our seats. Dancing<br />
was allowed in front <strong>of</strong> your seat, but only there. You could<br />
spot all the locals immediately who refused to stand up and<br />
remain seated.<br />
It therefore is quite clear that everyone without realizing,<br />
flees the island. As far as great art exhibitions go we can forget<br />
these since only a handful people will visit these. On my last<br />
visit to the Historical museum I noticed that most <strong>of</strong> the space<br />
was taken up by this bar and restaurant and the museum part<br />
kind <strong>of</strong> looked pretty empty.<br />
I also wonder how much entertainment the new IR<br />
Project will provide. Not sure if Europeans are waiting for<br />
more canto-pop discos and a casino which probably will only<br />
attract mainland Chinese and other gamble-crazy Asians.<br />
Looks like I will continue my long weekends in Amsterdam or<br />
‘relax’ on Sundays at East Coast Park where most <strong>of</strong> the island<br />
hangs around on a strip slightly wider than and as long as the<br />
Kalverstraat. Try to find a quiet spot!<br />
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Vol.18 • No. 10 • <strong>December</strong> <strong>2008</strong> / <strong>January</strong> <strong>2009</strong>