February 2012 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
February 2012 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
February 2012 - Association of Dutch Businessmen
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<strong>Dutch</strong> losing the plot<br />
by Richard Soemita<br />
Not sure what it is these days but perhaps I’m getting more<br />
comfortable with the easy, but boring life in Singapore<br />
where every other sunny day looks like the previous day,<br />
apart from a heavy thunderstorm that floods Orchard Road.<br />
Please note that the PUB now calls it ponding since flooding<br />
sounds too dramatic. But the main reason for ponding is<br />
that this will make the public focus on a natural abnormality<br />
rather than being blamed for not doing a proper irrigation<br />
job. The next day the newspapers report that yet again they<br />
have brought in some heavy water experts to see how and<br />
when they will replace the current SGD 200,000 dam that<br />
should be more sophisticated than the Zeeland Waterkering.<br />
During the last flooding apparently one forgot to press the<br />
dam button in time and all was flooded within minutes. Next<br />
time when I will visit our Ambassador in the Liat Towers I<br />
will talk to one <strong>of</strong> the dam workers and tell him to watch the<br />
dark clouds coming in and press the button immediately. A<br />
permanent ‘Bangladeshi cloud watcher’ will cost less than<br />
SGD 5,000 (one flooded Hermes Birkin bag alone cost SGD<br />
25,000) a year and the lucky fellow can drink c<strong>of</strong>fee at the<br />
Starbucks all day. Advertise this in the papers and you will<br />
cause a stampede at the MoM.<br />
My mom came over for the Christmas holidays and<br />
brought me a whole stack <strong>of</strong> <strong>Dutch</strong> newspapers, amongst<br />
Unox erwtensoep, Hamkas chips and Old Amsterdam<br />
column<br />
cheese. I generally enjoy reading the debates and silly<br />
arguments (about nothing!) that goes on in Parliament, but<br />
what currently goes on in Holland is shocking. Two <strong>Dutch</strong><br />
TV hosts on the BNN show Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno<br />
cooked and ate each other’s flesh. A butcher advised them<br />
which were the best cuts <strong>of</strong> human flesh, and a surgeon<br />
removed the strips <strong>of</strong> muscle from Storm’s left buttock<br />
cheek and Zeno’s abdomen. A chef fried the flesh ‘on air’,<br />
and served it to Storm and Zeno with green asparagus on<br />
the side. Cannibalism is legal in the Netherlands. “Only<br />
when it involves maltreatment or when it violates common<br />
decency is cannibalism illegal,” according to Gerard Spong<br />
(who else!), who specializes in criminal law. In the same<br />
paper I read the following headlines: Cabrio arsonist strikes<br />
again in Waalwijk; Increased violence on bus drivers; <strong>Dutch</strong><br />
Police is going through a massive re-organization, however<br />
they cannot decide on the future ‘strategy’; Mysterious<br />
murder <strong>of</strong> Russian girl in Spijkenisse; Drunken man in<br />
Wijchen wants to destroy cafe with his bulldozer; Sex abuse<br />
in mental institutes much larger than initially thought;<br />
Father <strong>of</strong> kids football team threatens referee <strong>of</strong> 12 years<br />
old; Ajax supporter ran on the pitch to attack AZ keeper;<br />
Prisoner accidently strangled when held down (at least this<br />
happens in Singapore in a more civilized way: by hanging).<br />
The above is in shear contrast to Singapore where the<br />
only shocking (for SG standards!) events for the last decade<br />
was: MRT slightly delayed since its opening 20+ years ago.<br />
In Europe train delays are the norm so don’t understand<br />
the fuss and why the CEO <strong>of</strong> SMRT left. In Holland you<br />
probably would get a bonus if the train was NOT delayed for<br />
one day. And more recently the salary cuts <strong>of</strong> the Cabinet<br />
who now claim that it is a huge sacrifice on their life style,<br />
not to mention their salaries that are 5 times more than<br />
Obama, Sarkozy and Merkel, but not Beatrix. Lets therefore<br />
enjoy Singapore for another year and hopefully enjoy the<br />
New Year’s party at the Ambassador’s home for many years<br />
to come. During the party I expressed my concern to Mr<br />
Jansing for him getting wet feet and socks during an Orchard<br />
flooding. So I asked him if he’s being carried to the dry part<br />
on a sedan chair (like the one Cleopatra was carried on by<br />
8 servants). Making the usual ‘bridge’ from chairs would be<br />
too dangerous. His answer was: No... I........<br />
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