Vol 7-21-Jan 30 - Katanning Rotary Club

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Monday, 30 January, 2012 Left: Abbey Sergeant (second from left) and Danielle Perrie (fifth from left) with the Japanese Exchange team Adrian and Barbara Edwards’ house in Italy. Rotary Exchange Student Emilie Wærn dressed as a Viking with Alannah Woods at a 21st birthday party in Albany. Above: Wayne and Abbey Sergeant with Arthur Todd Centre: Jacqueline Stade, Arthur Todd and Andrew Pritchard Right: Ray Ford and Marianne Perrie Page 12 Rotary Club of Katanning
W 1 ROTARY CALENDAR OF EVENTS - 2011/12 FEBRUARY 2012 MARCH 2012 T 2 1 F 3 2 S 4 3 S 5 4 M 6 5 T 7 6 W 8 7 T 9 8 F 10 9 S 11 10 S 12 11 M 13 12 T 14 VALENTINE’S DAY 13 W 15 14 T 16 15 F 17 16 DISTRICT CONFERENCE S 18 17 KALGOORLIE/BOULDER S 19 18 DISTRICT CONFERENCE M 20 19 T 21 20 W 22 21 T 23 22 F 24 23 S 25 24 S 26 25 M 27 26 T 28 27 29 28 29 30 31 Monday, 30 January, 2012 JUST FOR A LAFF! On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' They wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?' After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a bloody Lawyer ???? SHAVE & HAIRCUT~ An old man goes to the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied: "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does". The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. Rotary Club of Katanning Page 13
Page 1 and 2: District 9465 Katanning, Western Au
Page 3 and 4: Queensland Rotarians help feed Aust
Page 5 and 6: Monday, 30 January, 2012 MEETING SU
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Page 9 and 10: Monday, 30January, 2012 YOUTH Excha
Page 11: FAMILIES Making time for family and

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