Vol 7-04-July 18 - Katanning Rotary Club

Monday, 18 July, 2011MEETING SUMMARYMonday, 11 July, 2011VENUE:Katanning Country Club, Round Drive, KatanningPRESIDING:President, Wayne SergeantATTENDANCE:Wayne Sergeant, Russel Thomson, Greg Ramm,Michael Hobley, Jacquie Stade, Doug Hepworth,Lesley Trimming, Arthur Todd, David Meyer, PeterKerin, Adrian Edwards, Danny McGrath, AndrewPritchard, Alex Leach, Peter Molinari, Julie Brown,Peter Caldwell, Keith Ohlsen, Brent Ladyman.Partners & FamilyJessica TrimmingVisiting Rotarians & PartnersJohn Hepworth (Rotary Club of Melbourne),GuestsLuke Thomas (South Carolina, USA), Peter Coldwell,Chrissie Coldwell, Rob Smithson (Sergeant atKatanning Police Station).Guest SpeakersMolly Coldwell and Jack Sergeant (Leeuwinparticipants)MEETING:Grace - Brent LadymanToast to Rotary - Russel ThomsonPRESIDENTS REPORT- Wayne SergeantChristmas Tree ProjectFantastic day on Sunday barbecue and trimming oftrees. Great social atmosphere. Special thanks toMargaret and Russel Thomson.ShelterBox AustraliaThis project is now back on track with all funds raisedwhere it needs to.District 9465 DirectoryThe directory is now available.CLUB PROGRAM - Greg RammMonday, July 25 - To be advisedMonday, August 1 - No MeetingThursday, August 4 - Combined Service Club meetingMonday, August 8 - Board meetingMonday, August 15 - Shire President, Richard KowaldThursday, August 18 - GS Sheep Breeders - Ram salebarMonday, August 22 - District Governor, Jodie SparksPartner’s NightMonday, August 29 - To be advisedPage 4Monday, September 5 - Committee meetingsMonday, September 12 - Board meetingMonday, September 19 - Combined meeting with Waginat Woodanilling TavernSECRETARY - Keith OhlsenMail In: Flyer from Foodbank WAMail Out: NilTREASURER - Marlene ShackleyMarlene absent - No reportCLUB SERVICE - David MeyerGreat Southern Merino Sheep Breeders Ram SaleMonday, August 29. Roster handed around for volunteersto assist at the event.Combined Service Club’s DinnerThis year hosted by the Katanning Rural Youth Club. Tobe held at the New Lodge Motel on Thursday, August 4.$35.00 for three-course meal.Club Meeting - Monday, August 1 - CancelledThis meeting has been cancelled due to the combinedmeeting on ThursdayCOMMUNITY SERVICE - Iain WoodsIain absent - Presented by Julie BrownMeals on Wheels - August 5Rotary/Police Charity Golf Day - October 8Police will organise sponsors and prizes. We willorganise meals and beverages. Bar will be available in theevening.Senior’s Bus Trip - NovemberDate and destination to be advised. If you have any ideasfor a destination please let Iain or Julie know.INTERNATIONAL - Nigel AitkenNigel absent - presented by Adrian EdwardsGroup Study Exchange (GSE)The next two exchanges will be to Siberia and to Texas.Currently have three applicants who will be interviewedtomorrow night. If you know of any suitable applicantsbetween 25 and 40 years let Adrian know ASAP. Theywill be away four to five weeks and there is no cost tothem.Rotary Youth Exchange (RYE).Emilie Kristine Wǣrn from Allerød in Denmark will bearriving at Perth International Airport this Friday and willbe picked up by Lesley Trimming. Emilie will be at ourmeeting next Monday. Emilie’s application form, withher details, was passed around the meeting.Rotary Club of Katanning

Monday, 18 July, 2011MEETING SUMMARYVOCATIONAL - Russel ThomsonChristmas Tree ProjectThanks to the eight members and nine partners whoattended what proved to be an excellent day. Trimmedall the trees and trimmed branches off the bigger trees.These will be left for another 12 months before cuttinginto strainers and rails. Charmaine Meyer has been experimentingwith Christmas trees in pots which looks tobe successful. The idea is to sell them as live trees andthey could also be used as they grow. We will need toplant them soon if this is the case. Can get the seedlingsbut need people to nurture a few trees each for abouttwo years.This year’s trees: we have around 70 good treesavailable to sell for this year.ATTENDANCE - Peter Molinari19 present - 8 absent (6 apologies - 2 silent) = 74.1%FELLOWSHIP - Andrew PritchardNo Birthdays or Anniversaries this week.Guest, Luke Thomas’s birthday today.NEW GENERATIONS - Jacquie StadeCommittee ResponsibilitiesEach committee member has now been given particularresponsibilities within the committeeMock United Nations Assembly (MUNA)MUNA is now back on the schedule of district eventsfor students in years 10 and 11. It will be held in Harveyand organisers would like Emilie to attend.Rotary Leeuwin Ocean Adventure - Will be held inOctober - currently have one applicant but looking formore.Rotary Youth Program of Enrichment (RYPEN)Urgently need participants. We have only one so far. Ifyou know of any suitable applicants please let Jacquieknow ASAP.GUEST SPEAKERSJack Sergeant and Molly ColdwellLeeuwin Ocean Adventure participantsJack and Molly both spoke of their experiences onboard the sail ship Leeuwin. Jack reported it was andincredible experience and thanked the club forsponsoring him for the trip. Molly indicated it was thebest experience of her life so far and also thankedRotary for the opportunity.They reported that night watch was freezing, ‘happyhour’ meant cleaning the ship and that there were lots ofsick people!Spending seven days on board they learnt leadership,team work, and don’t stand downwind of others!!Lesley Trimming (R) with daughter Jessica and herboyfriend from South Carolina, USADavid MeyerwithRob Smithson,Sergeantof Police,KatanningLeeuwin Ocean Adventure participantsMolly Coldwell and Jack SergeantChrissie andPeter Coldwellwith theirdaughter, MollyRotary Club of Katanning Page 5

Monday, 18 July, 2011MEETING SUMMARYMEMBER’S REPORTS:Andrew PritchardRotary Youth Exchange (RYE)Contacted our last three RYE participants, Wivine Cambier,Noora Uusi-Ranta and Mariana Bressan, and askedthem to contact Emilie, which they have done.Peter CaldwellWurgabup Rifle ClubThe club won the recent inter-district competition withlocal Australian team member shooting perfect shots of50.10 twice - a first for Wurgabup. Gray has shot forAustralia for 15 years.RAFFLE & FINES -Michael Hobley & Danny McGrathRAFFLE:Andrew PritchardFINES:Russel ThomsonKeith OhlsenDavid MeyerPeter MolinariAdrian EdwardsRussel ThomsonPeter MolinariAlex Leach andWayne SergeantPeter KerinArthur ToddPeter KerinRussel ThomsonMissed Board meetingErratic drivingCake cutterTree climbingHigh School holidaysBranch attackLate for lunchOver catered steaks and beveragesKnocked over cropLeft name off SpokeRead SpokeBroken ToyotaBuy the Box:Andrew Pritchard on all - New glassesLesley Trimming on Wayne Sergeant - wife a ‘floozy’Mike Hobley on self - lost phonePeter Kerin on Doug Hepworth - Christmas treesPeter Kerin on Peter Caldwell - Umpiring decisionsPeter Kerin on Adrian Edwards - Missing car vouchersAdrian on Peter Kerin - Bullsh*tWayne Sergeant on Andrew Pritchard - SillyMike Hobley on Wayne Sergeant - No Yada Yada YadaMEETING CLOSE8.40pmRotary Club EncouragesStudents to EmbraceEthics in Their LivesHigh school students in North Hills, California wereasked to explain whether Rotary's Four-Way Testwas relevant in today's society.The Mid San Fernando Valley Rotary Clubrecently held an essay contest at Monroe HighSchool in North Hills asking students to commenton whether Rotary’s Four Way Test is relevant intoday’s society, and if it is, how. The three studentwinners of that contest will be honoured on theevening of Tuesday, May 24 at Monroe’s SeniorNight event starting at 6:00 p.m.When Past Rotary District Governor JohnAlexander and Sara Vasquez, both members of theMid SFV Rotary Club broached the idea of theessay contest with Monroe’s Literacy CoachChristina Tyni, she was intrigued by the idea. Shefelt the contest not only promoted literacy, but alsobelieved the cash prizes would motivate students toparticipate.The Four-Way Test has been a cornerstone ofRotary International, a worldwide serviceorganisation, since the mid 1900s. It asks that thefollowing four questions be asked and answered:“In anything that we think, say or do: Is it the truth?Is it fair to all concerned? Will it build goodwill andbetter friendships? Is it beneficial to all concerned?Students were given the opportunity to participatethrough their English classes. Teachers forwardedthe top nine essays, three from each grade. Membersof the Mid SFV Board of Directors selected thetop three winners, each representing the 10th, 11thand 12th grade. Winners included MonalisaFortuna, a 10th grader who won the $75 prize, JoseMores, an 11th grader who won the $100 prize andRosa Medrano, a senior who won the $125. Theirthree essays were chosen for demonstrating anunderstanding of the importance of ethical guidelinesin everyday life and their ability tocommunicate that message.Rotary Club ofMID SAN FERNANDO VALLEYCalifornia, USAPage 6Rotary Club of Katanning

THE WORLD OF ROTARYVillage WaterProjectsMonday, 18 July, 2011Rotary Youth Camp inAlbanyRotary International and USAID have launched acollaborative effort to implement water, sanitation, andhygiene projects in the developing world.The International H2O Collaboration was formallyannounced 18 March at the World Water Forum inIstanbul, in conjunction with World Water Day, 22March.Focusing on Africa, Asia, and Latin America, thealliance will develop its inaugural projects in 2009-10 inGhana, the Philippines, and the Dominican Republic —countries where Rotary clubs and districts and USAIDmissions have the demonstrated ability to carry outeffective water and sanitation projects.After the initial phase, the alliance will evaluate its workand strategically consider expanding into other countries.The Rotary Foundation and USAID will share theproject funding.Each organisation will distribute funds separately andindependently, keeping budgeting, expenditures, andreporting mechanisms separate.Health, Hunger and Humanity (3-H) Grants will supportRotary club and district involvement with these projects.Both Rotary and USAID will provide technical expertiseand on-the-ground support.“We intend these projects to be models for futureprojects with strategic partners and in this way toenhance our contribution to world understanding, goodwill,and peace,” says Past RI President William B.Boyd, chair of the RI-USAID Steering Committee.He underscores the need for Rotary to meet thechallenges of today’s world, citing the Future VisionPlan and strategic partnerships as ways to focus andstrengthen service.USAID is a government agency that provides economic,development, and humanitarian assistance in support ofU.S. foreign policy goals.Its Global Development Alliance model promotespartnerships with prominent private-sector partners inthe nongovernmental, foundation, and corporate arenas.“Through this important collaboration, the service ethicand commitment of hundreds of thousands of Rotariansaround the world will be joined with the globaldevelopment expertise and technical leadership ofUSAID to yield a significant, sustainable increase inwater supply and sanitation coverage for the planet’spoorest and most vulnerable populations,” says USAIDActing Administrator Alonzo Fulgham.The Camp, administered by the Rotary Club of Albany Port,is ideal for youth groups, school activities camps, weekendand mid week workshops in a quiet idyllic environment.The camp presently has accommodation for up to 52 people.There are 2 dormitories; the main dorm of 36 single beds isdivided into two sections by a lockable partition with a smallerdorm 100 metres away divided into four rooms capable ofaccommodating 16 people. There is an ideal camping areaand a limited caravan facility. The site has a fully equippedkitchen with cooking utensils, crockery and cutlery,refrigerators, deepfreeze, gas hot water and a large dining/functions hall. A large covered barbeque area with two gasbarbeques is also available.Camp fires are permitted subject to annual fire restrictiondates and wood can be made available on request at $10 perwheelbarrow load.The camp is situated close to many of Albany’s environmentaltourism icons - The Gap, Natural Bridge, Blow Holes, WhaleWorld and Frenchman Bay. Staying at the Camp allows you toaccess the many water based activities of the regionincluding the H.M.A.S. Perth Diving Wreck.Pillows and bed covers can be supplied; all you must do isbring your own bedding, pillow case and your food.The club regrets that it can only accept bookings for groups of20 or more.All they ask you to do is to respect the unique wildlife andenvironment and to leave the camp as you find it.The camp is situated on Frenchman Bay Road, Little Grove,Albany (approximately 15 kilometres from the Albany towncentre) - For bookings please call the Rotary Youth CampCommittee Chairman on 0428 417 740 oremail YouthCamp@AlbanyPortRotary.org.auRotary Club ofALBANY PORTWestern AustraliaRotary Club of Katanning Page 7

Monday, 18 July, 2011OTHER CLUBS PROJECTSStreet children in the PhilippinesBahay Tuluyan is a non government organisation working withstreet children in the Philippines.It provides social services including food, medicine and shelterto many street children.The children served by Bahay Tuluyan, broadly categorized as‘children in need of special protection’ fall into the following sub-categories:Street children; sexually abused; physically abused;psychologically abused; exploited; maltreated; neglected;abandoned; orphaned; working children; children in conflictwith the law; prostituted children; trafficked children; and,children whose rights are at risk of being abusedBahay Tuluyan was originally established in 1987 to serve thestreet children who flooded to the red light districts after theMarcos regime ended.Since the founding of Bahay Tuluyan, the situation of childrenin the Philippines has improved significantly.The Rotary Club of Essendon has supported Bahay Tuluyansince 2005.The Club has provided funding for a Junior Health Workersprogram; a Theatre and Arts project; a Youth EnvironmentalStewards program; as well as a shipping container of goods forthe children; and the building of a house and recreationcentre.A delegation of club members, family and friends has visitedBahay Tulyan each year since 2005 to maintain ourrelationship and monitor progress and effectiveness of theprojects/initiatives we have supported.The Rotary Club of Essendon is partnering with Rotary Clubsof Manila Maynilad Seafront and Los Banos Makiling in thePhilippines and Kangan Batman TAFE locally.The Club has also been able to leverage the financial supportit has been able to provide by obtaining matching funds fromRotary International and its local Rotary District (District 9800).Rotary Club ofESSENDONVictoria, AustraliaPage 8Child health in Myanmar (Burma)Myanmar (Burma) is the 4th poorest country in the World.Despite being the major children's facility in the country, theYangon Children's Hospital is extremely under resourced.Yangon looks after children from all over this poverty strickencountry, at least those who are lucky enough to have familieswho can afford to pay for medication.For the past 10 years the Rotary Club of Essendon hascontributed many and varied items of medical and associatedequipment to improve the Yangon Children's Hospital capabilityto treat sick and dying children.Medical equipment supplied has included OxygenConcentrators, a Defibulator, a Chemical Analyser, SyringePumps, Hearing Testers, Surgical Theatre equipment and thefit out of a Pathology Department, all to value of over$300,000 .It is estimated by the grateful hospital management that thesecontributions have saved the lives of over 10,000 children.The Essendon Club’s assistance with the hospital continues,as their acute need may never be satisfied.Other Rotary Club of Essendon projects in Myanmar haveincluded support and development of the CommunityEducation Centre in Insein, a desperately poor area on the outskirtsof Yangon, supplying educational books, writing material,school uniforms and the means to access fresh, clean water.Support has also been provided for the Myanmar HandicappedCentre via giving of wheel chairs and computers for thedisabled.Two orphanages in Yangon have been supported over anumber of years with clothing, toys, balls, sport items andbooks as well as supplying a generator to an outlyingorphanage with no electricity supply.Additional projects include the Monk Hospital - a dedicatedfacility for aging and ill monks, and also the Muslim FreeHospital which is also Yangon's premier facility for eyesurgery.As with all health establishments in Myanmar, "premier" is arelative term, and all these places are chronically underresourced, poor and in desperate need of the most basic items.For example, a recent donation to the eye facility was qualitysutures.During Cyclone Nargis (June 2008) that hit the Southern part ofMyanmar killing over 150,000 people, the Rotary Club ofEssendon was one of the first groups on the ground inMyanmar supplying much needed medical aid, food, water andshelter.Over $70,000 worth of aid was distributed by Essendon Rotariansin Myanmar in June 2008.This included paying for re-building thirty homes in the deltaarea, for those left homeless.With the generous assistance of the Australian Embassy, theclub has also undertaken the construction of a school.This year the club provided aid in goods and cash in excess of$350,000 to hospitals, schools and residents in need.Rotary Club of Katanning

Monday, 18 July, 2011INTERACTAn Interactor’s South African legacyby Stephen Yafa - The Rotarian - July 2011The three-year-old girl holding my hand will not letgo of it. So traumatised after being sexuallyabused that she cannot walk, she sits at a lowplay table in the cheerful activities room at theNonceba Family Counselling Centre inKhayelitsha, a township about 15 miles southeastof Cape Town, South Africa.For children like her, and for abused women aswell, Nonceba offers hope of healing fromemotional and physical wounds too deep andhorrific for most of us to imagine.Surrounding this newly constructed two-storybuilding are rows of shanties sprawled over 10 square miles ofterrain.Here, more than a million South Africans live, often eight or tento a single-room shack cobbled together from sheet metal andscavenged wood and separated from its neighbours by a fewfeet of dirt.An estimated 33 percent of girls who live in the townships willbe raped by the time they turn 21.The youngest among them are especially at risk because of thepernicious myth that sexual intercourse with a virgin can cureHIV/AIDS.In Khayelitsha, HIV-related infections are the leading cause ofdeath.Thirteen years ago, after a neighbour's daughter was assaulted,Khayelitsha resident Nocawe Mankayi took it upon herself toprotect and counsel the girl and other young survivors of rapeand abuse.Operating out of one room and funded by small donations,Mankayi sheltered the children and gave them something toeat.She called the makeshift center Nonceba – Xhosa for“sympathy.”Mankayi’s mission may sound familiar to Rotarians.In November 2006, The Rotarian told the story of a Cape Townteenager, Ashley Kaimowitz, secretary of the Interact Club ofHerzlia High School, who visited Nonceba with the other clubofficers in 2002.During that visit, a four-year-old put her arms around Ashleyand refused to let go.The emotional power of that bonding, and the depth of needthat it communicated, changed Ashley’s life – and, in time, thelives of thousands of abused and neglected township children.Enlisting the volunteer aid of some Cape Town filmprofessionals, Ashley dedicated herself to making adocumentary about Nonceba.Four months later, her 24-minute film, For the Love of OurChildren, premiered at her school.Within a year, thousands of South Africans had seen thedocumentary on television, learned about the children’s plight,and made donations.Ashley Kaimovwitz's mother, Megan, with a child fromKhayelitsha township. Photo by Stephen YafaIn 2005, as she was about to embark on a film study program inAustralia, 19-year-old Ashley was killed by a drunk driver.The Rotary Club of Hout Bay, South Africa, which hadsponsored Ashley as a Rotary Youth Exchange student inJapan in 2004, established the Ashley Kaimowitz MemorialFund with several other clubs.Bolstered by a Matching Grant from The Rotary Foundation,they raised more than US$750,000 for the new centre.Modern and airy, Nonceba is equipped with a kitchen, medicalfacilities, counselling offices, and dormitories.Abused women and children can stay for as long as they needto.The morning I arrive at Nonceba, Don Peters is talking to agroup of visitors.Peters, of the Hout Bay club, was a major force in getting thenew facility funded, along with Past District Governor RodneyMazinter, of the Rotary Club of Sea Point.All children who arrive at the centre receive a comfort box, heexplains, that contains a washcloth, toothbrush and toothpaste,underwear, and a piece of candy.The kids can choose their own comfort doll, hand-sewn byvolunteers in Cape Town and the United States.Downstairs, Mankayi and her staff of social workers, doctors,and administrators go about the daily business of rebuildinglives.“We’re working with 15 children at present, and we won’t let anygo back out until we know there’s someone to watch overthem,” Mankayi assures me with forceful passion.“Until this building was done, we had nowhere to shelter them.Now we do.”Listening to Peters’ presentation are Jeffrey and Megan Kaimowitz,Ashley’s parents.They’ve helped build and outfit the new Nonceba centre, wherenothing, I notice, is second-hand, threadbare, or makeshift.The spaces and furnishings are all spotless, colourful, andwelcoming. Jeffrey is deputy chair of the Nonceba Trust.Continued next page ►Rotary Club of Katanning Page 9

Monday, 18 July, 2011UNDERPRIVILIGED CHILDRENThe Westin Resort Nusa Dua, Bali Teams Up with Rotary ClubNusa Dua and Pure Tennis To Provide a Fun Tennis Clinic Forunder privileged children...It was a busy morning on the tennis courts of The WestinResort Nusa Dua, Bali as 40 children from 2 orphanagesfrom Bali Life and Dana Punia were treated to a funintroductory session of tennis.The group was invited to participate in the popular‘Learn To Play Tennis’ clinic organised by the RotaryClub of Nusa Dua and The Westin resort Bali.This event was held in conjunction with the 20th RotaryClub Nusa Dua Annual Charity Tennis Tournament.“The Westin Nusa Dua, Bali has proudly mentored DanaPunia Orphanage since 2010 and it was indeed a greathonour to be part of this worthwhile event.Seeing the smiles on the faces of these children thismorning and the happiness generated from the tennisclinic was simply priceless,” comments Mr. Bipan Kapur,General Manager of the resort.He adds, “Our ultimate aim is to expose underprivilegedchildren to different experiences that will have a positiveimpact on their general knowledge and overalldevelopment.We have conducted a number of skill-building initiativesincluding a distance English learning program usingSkype.We hope to continue supporting these children to the bestof our ability to give them a brighter future.”The Westin Resort Nusa Dua, Bali enjoys a prime beachfrontlocation in the exclusive Nusa Dua enclave onBali’s southern tip with 334 cosy rooms complete withthe renown Heavenly® bed; a place where you can be atyour best and experience total renewal.Adjacent to the Resort is The Bali International ConventionCentre, the largest meeting resource on the islandconsisting of Ballroom, exhibition space, auditorium and17 meeting rooms and sufficient space to cater for up to10,000 participants.Both facilities make a successful mix of business andleisure possible.Underprivileged childrenenjoying the ‘Learn to Play Tennis’ clinicat the Westin Resort inNusa Dua, Bali.An Interactor’s South AfricanlegacyFrom previous page ►“Without Rotary’s involvement, none of this would be here,”he says.“It’s that simple.”But when Peters queues up Ashley’s documentary, theKaimowitzes leave the room.Six years after her death, their pain is still palpable.Still, they have managed to channel their grief to help thechildren who arrive at the centre.By doing so, they both say, they have been able honour theirdaughter’s memory.It was soon after Ashley’s death that Peters, Mazinter, andseveral other Rotarians decided to raise funds for this newcenter. The doors opened in 2008. Ashley’s presence is feltand seen in a bead portrait that hangs prominently on a wallfacing the entrance. Watching Megan Kaimowitz cradling atwo-month-old township baby in her arms, I am struck with anawareness of the need to nurture these children. That is NocaweMankayi’s gift and Ashley’s legacy to everyone whopasses through the door.Rotary Club ofNUSA DUABali, IndonesiaBusiness conventions are importantbecause they demonstrate how manypeople a companycan operate without.Page 10Ashley Kaimowitzdedicated herself tomaking adocumentary aboutNonceba.Photo by Steven YafaRotary Club of Katanning

Monday, 18 July, 2011F 1S 2 VOCATIONAL VISITS 3ROTARY CALENDAR OF EVENTS - 2011JULY 2011 AUGUST 2011M 4 BOARD MEETING 1 COMMITTEE MEETINGST 5 Gnowangerup Changeover 2W 6 3T 7 4F 8 5S 9 COMMITTEE MEETINGS 6S 10 7M 11 COMMITTEE MEETINGS 8 BOARD MEETINGT 12 9W 13 10T 14 11F 15 12S 16 13S 17 14M 18 LEEUWIN PARTICIPANTSBOARD MEETINGT 19 16W 20 17T 21 18F 22 19S 23 FELLOWSHIP 20S 24 2115 KATG SHIRE PRESIDENTRICHARD KOWALDM 25 TBA 22 DISTRICT GOVERNORPARTNER’S NIGHTT 26 23W 27 24T 28 25F 29 26S 30 FINAL COMMITTEE MEETINGS 27S 31 28M 29 TBAT 30W 31JUST FOR A LAFF!Scotch with two drops of water.A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartendergives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise tocelebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday,I'll buy you a drink In fact, this one is on me.'As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to herright says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, Iwant a Scotch with two drops of water.''Coming up,' says the bartender.As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,'I would like to buy you one, too.'The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, Iwant another Scotch with two drops of water.''Coming right up,' the bartender says. As he givesher the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying ofcuriosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops ofwater?’The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're myage, you've learned how to hold your liquor.Holding your water, however, is a whole otherissue.''OLD' IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and makelove,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both !''OLD' IS WHEN....Your friends compliment you on your new alligatorshoes and you're barefoot.'OLD' IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemakeropens the garage door,'OLD' IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just aslong as you don't have to go along.'OLD' IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor insteadof by the police'OLD' IS WHEN..'Getting a little action' means you don't need totake any fibre today.'OLD' IS WHEN.. ..'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parkinglot.'OLD' IS WHEN...An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use thebathroom.AND'OLD' IS WHEN...You are not sure these are just jokes!Rotary Club of Katanning Page 11

Monday, 18 July, 2011MEMBERS CONTACT DETAILSRotarian Home Work Mobile EmailPRESIDENTWayne Sergeant 9821 1890 9821 2379 0409 103 801 sergeant@wn.com.auCLUB SERVICEDavid Meyer 9824 1236 0417 178 387 dlm@katel.net.auArthur Todd 9821 2019 0429 100 084 aptodd@bigpond.net.auGreg Ramm 9821 1718 0427 974 452 gvramm@wn.com.auKeith Ohlsen 9821 4141 9821 3200 0427 817 008 kohlsen@agric.wa.gov.auWayne Sergeant 9821 1890 9821 2379 0409 103 801 sergeant@wn.com.auMarlene Shackley 9822 8040 0428 683 601 shackley@activ8.net.auCOMMUNITY SERVICEIian Woods 98448649 0428 915 815 Iian.woods@elders.com.auDoug Hepworth 9821 2228 0418 924 610 hepwdna@bigpond.net.auAlex Leach 9821 1597 9821 1569 leach@katel.net.auJulie Brown 9823 1115 9821 9800 0408 590 006 juliebrown62@bigpond.comMarianne Perrie 9822 8036 0467 657 064 m.perrie@iinet.net.auINTERNATIONAL SERVICENigel Aitken 9821 1690 9821 2000 nigelaitken@westnet.com.auBrent Ladyman 9821 0030 0427 968 533 b.e.ladyman@bigpond.comMichael Hobley 9821 4797 0428 214 794 mejhobley@activ8.net.auAdrian Edwards 9821 4383 9821 2388 0427 212 388 edw@katel.net.auGeoff Beeck 9821 4333 0417 966 802 summerfield1892@bigpond.comVOCATIONAL SERVICERussel Thomson 9823 1549 0419 950 217 kunmallup@bigpond.comRay Ford 9821 2483 9821 1172 rfsigns@katel.net.auPeter Molinari 9821 1673 9821 1933 pmolinari@tnmlawyers.com.auPeter Caldwell 9823 5016 0428 235 006 diesel14@bigpond.comPeter Kerin 9821 1858 0427 208 878 peteranddaphne@sctelco.net.auNEW GENERATIONSJacqueline Stade 9821 1558 j.stade@bigpond.comKevin Newman 9821 1404 9821 7000 0427 170 009 kevin.n@mcintoshandson.com.auLesley Trimming 98211827 0407 423 495 lesleytrimming@bigpond.comDanny McGrath 9821 8697 9821 1836 0427 876 117 premiersmash@westnet.com.auPP Danielle Perrie 9822 8030 9861 2222 0428 231 506 dandave@activ8.net.auPage 12Rotary Club of Katanning