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I<br />
<strong>In</strong>dependent<br />
The <strong>Purchase</strong><br />
3rd<br />
Annual<br />
Naked <strong>Issue</strong><br />
Online Version<br />
<strong>Issue</strong> 164<br />
April 17, 2008<br />
www.purchaseindy.com<br />
purchaseindy@gmail.com<br />
Blue Oyster Cult Alumni Returns to <strong>Purchase</strong><br />
Executive Candidate Elections<br />
PreShock Line-Up <strong>In</strong>side
The <strong>Purchase</strong> .<br />
<strong>In</strong>dependent<br />
Established 2001<br />
Founding Editor: Glen Parker<br />
Chief Editor:<br />
Adam Tyrrell<br />
Layout Editor:<br />
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Office Manager:<br />
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Writers:<br />
Tony Cella<br />
Natalie Eilbert<br />
Dana Ellis<br />
Neil Fridd<br />
Jessica Geraci<br />
Elizabeth R. Hyman<br />
Loren Jakobov<br />
Brittney Ouderkirk<br />
T.J. Raphael<br />
David Settanni<br />
J.W. Townsend-Pitt<br />
Photography:<br />
Matthew Epstein<br />
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BRIEF NEWS<br />
Conservation Tip<br />
This week, try conserving energy by being<br />
more conscious about how you use your electronics.<br />
If you’ll be away from your room for a while, shut<br />
down your computer and unplug all appliances.<br />
Believe it or not, many electronic devices use<br />
energy when plugged in, even when they are shut<br />
off. Screensavers can also be misleading, though it<br />
is a common belief that they save energy, in actuality<br />
they are only protecting the screen from damage.<br />
It’s much better to turn your monitor off when you’re<br />
away. It’s also said that having a dark background<br />
on your computer can save energy. Google once<br />
changed their background to all black in honor of<br />
being environmentally friendly. You can expand<br />
on that by keeping your background dark all of the<br />
time.<br />
~Jessica Geraci<br />
<strong>Purchase</strong> Opera Presents<br />
<strong>Purchase</strong> Opera is performing Lee Hiolby’s opera<br />
The Tempest on April 17, 18, 25, and 26 at 8 p.m. at the<br />
PAC. This is the New York area premiere and tickets<br />
are $25 for purchase at the Box Office; give em’ a<br />
call at or visit their website: www.artscenter.org.<br />
This production features students from the <strong>Purchase</strong><br />
<strong>College</strong> School fo the Arts, Conservatory of Music<br />
Voice and Opera Studies program, which is designed<br />
to train and mentor these serious students for a career<br />
in professional classical singing and opera.<br />
Shakespeare’s major play, The Tempest has<br />
been revised by Lee Hoilby with collaboration from<br />
librettist – what the fuck is that? – Mark Shulgasser and<br />
Jacque Trussel, director of <strong>Purchase</strong> Opera. Trussel<br />
played Caliban in the Des Moines Metro Opera world<br />
premier and Dallas Opera productions. With just<br />
one intermission between Acts II and III the revised<br />
version is about 30 minutes shorter. The conductor is<br />
Hugh Murphy.<br />
~Tony Cella<br />
<strong>In</strong> <strong>this</strong> <strong>Issue</strong>:<br />
Campus ......................................................3<br />
PSGA ........................................................4-6<br />
Arts ............................................................7<br />
Naked .....................................................8-15<br />
Comics ..................................................... .16<br />
Sexy ..........................................................17<br />
<strong>In</strong>terest ......................................................18<br />
Spotlight on Faculty Series<br />
On April 23 <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong> Affiliates will<br />
present a Spotlight on Faculty Lecture, “Religious<br />
Identities in Political Conflict: The Iraqi and<br />
European Experience,” at 4:30 p.m. in Humanities<br />
Building, Room 1064. It’s free and open to the<br />
public.<br />
Kempner Distinguished Professor of History<br />
Wayne TeBrake and Political Science Lecturer<br />
Karen Kramer will be featured in a panel discussion<br />
following the lecture. TeBrake is an expert on how<br />
post-conflict societies accommodate religious<br />
differences. According to a press release written<br />
my Anne Brady, “he believes coexistence is the<br />
rule, not the exception, in history and that religious<br />
groups can coexist in spite of deep-seated polarity<br />
or hatred.”<br />
Kramer is a Middle East specialist who has<br />
published widely on the politics and economics<br />
of <strong>this</strong> region and her current research is focused<br />
on authoritarianism in the Arab world and the<br />
relationship between political and economic<br />
liberalization. Currently she teaches “Iraq and the<br />
Arab World” and “Democratization in the Arab<br />
World,” a course examining the problems and<br />
prospects for democratization in the region.<br />
~Tony Cella<br />
What do you think about the naked issue and the PSGA elections? I love it. The Naked <strong>Issue</strong> is awesome! Its very artis-
So, If Yo u Wa n t t o Ge t Wi t h An Ol d Du d e<br />
Craigslist Posting Raises Security Concerns<br />
Vo t e Ma n d a t o r y<br />
By Brittany Ouderkirk<br />
Staff Writer<br />
At the PSGA executive elections <strong>this</strong> spring,<br />
students will be asked to vote on keeping the<br />
student activities fee mandatory or changing<br />
it to voluntary. However, if the activities fee is<br />
voted voluntary, it will have extremely negative<br />
consequences for the entire <strong>Purchase</strong><br />
<strong>College</strong> community, cutting almost everything<br />
that makes <strong>this</strong> school a fun and unique place<br />
to be.<br />
If the student activities fee becomes voluntary,<br />
students will no longer be required to<br />
pay the $95 per semester that funds campus<br />
clubs, services and organizations and campus<br />
events, among other things. <strong>In</strong>stead, they<br />
would choose whether or not to pay the fee.<br />
But in <strong>this</strong> case, with only a portion of the current<br />
funding, most of these things would not<br />
be able to function as they do now.<br />
Services such as WPSR, PTV and the <strong>In</strong>dependent<br />
would no longer exist as they do now,<br />
if at all. Clubs would not get the funding they<br />
currently have and would not be able to hold<br />
most events, and many would cease to exist<br />
entirely. Also, events such as Culture Shock<br />
would no longer take place.<br />
“The mandatory student activities fee<br />
funds everything,” said Lisa Ritchie, Project<br />
Coordinator of NYPIRG at <strong>Purchase</strong>. “As part of<br />
an organization that works for students’ rights,<br />
NYPIRG also wants students to have as many<br />
“MSAF” Page 19...<br />
By T.J. Raphael<br />
Staff Writer<br />
advantage of younger girls.<br />
Chief of University Police, Steven Greeley,<br />
was notified about the online sexual predators<br />
I feel relatively safe on <strong>this</strong> campus. I have<br />
walked from The New to Big Haus at 4AM<br />
and felt comfortable in my journey. At times,<br />
though I know it isn’t the safest or smartest<br />
decision, I have left my door unlocked leaving<br />
me completely vulnerable to anyone who<br />
wishes to push the handle down and walk<br />
inside. I usually feel safe on the campus I now<br />
call my home, but I was warned by a friend to<br />
watch out for sexual predators and all around<br />
creeps <strong>this</strong> weekend at Culture Shock.<br />
and will be informing all officers on duty as<br />
well as the sheriffs department. <strong>In</strong> an effort to<br />
try and control damage and increase safety for<br />
the event he said that area police departments<br />
will be involved in campus security <strong>this</strong><br />
weekend because the staff of 10 UPD officers<br />
simply don’t, “have the man power,” to patrol<br />
<strong>this</strong> event. The campus police department will<br />
be checking identification (student IDs and<br />
guest passes) at the main entrance to campus.<br />
All guests will have to know the room number<br />
A recent post on CraigsList that and building of those they are here to visit and<br />
was sent to me reads as follows: people without guest passes or IDs will be<br />
SUBJECT: Idea How Old Dudes Can Get escorted off campus or arrested. Pa s s ov e r Passed Ov e r<br />
<strong>College</strong> Chicks… (SUNY <strong>Purchase</strong>). <strong>In</strong> the past Culture Shock has caused<br />
BODY: Go to SUNY <strong>Purchase</strong> Culture Shock on thousands of dollars worth of damage due to<br />
By Elizabeth R. Hyman<br />
April 18th and 19th. Get a room at the Doral the wild drunken rampages many students Staff Writer<br />
Arrowood Convention Center Hotel. Walk and guests go on. Last year computers from<br />
through woods to campus. Start talking to<br />
stoned college chicks then take them back to<br />
your cool room at Arrowood....A sure thing. To<br />
view the post go to http://newyork.craigslist.<br />
org/wch/rnr/636521360.html. The Arrowood<br />
Hotel borders campus.<br />
This is not an isolated post, another on the<br />
site read: SUBJECT: best place for surprise<br />
sexual encounters (SUNY <strong>Purchase</strong>). BODY:<br />
Nightime outdoor concert, all the drunk and<br />
stoned college chicks, all the crowds, all the<br />
empty buildings and woods and dorm rooms<br />
to sneak off to...Endless possibilities ooooh<br />
my. To see the post go to http://newyork.<br />
craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/636537315.html.<br />
This has frightened me beyond belief. <strong>In</strong><br />
another post on the website there are directions<br />
to our school by air, train, bus and car. It is<br />
disturbing to think about how many people<br />
have read <strong>this</strong> and may follow the directions<br />
and incentives given by these perverts in their<br />
quest for pussy. I want to warn all students to<br />
the creepy older males that may be lurking<br />
around campus looking for a good time. As<br />
Campus Center North were stolen. Sinks have<br />
been ripped out of the bathroom walls and<br />
there have been countless arrests for fights<br />
and drinking. There will be officers patrolling<br />
the wooded areas around campus but since<br />
there are miles of woods it is impossible to<br />
have an officer present in the area at all times.<br />
Greeley encourages all students to lock their<br />
doors and windows if they are on the first floor<br />
to prevent theft.<br />
Chief Greeley said that years ago they<br />
arrested a “peeping Tom” for looking into the<br />
windows in the gymnasium pool; he says they<br />
plan to be on a look out for people who seem<br />
out of context at the event. “Drinking and<br />
illegal drugs puts students in a bad situation,<br />
one that can be regrettable,” said Greeley<br />
about the CraigsList post. “Last year at Culture<br />
Shock 8 or 9 people went to the hospital for<br />
alcohol or drug related problems, and I know<br />
that’s just the tip of the iceberg.” Greeley<br />
emphasized that by consuming alcohol or<br />
illegal drugs students put themselves at risk<br />
for sexual predators. “You guys need to let<br />
How is <strong>this</strong> Culture Shock different from all<br />
other Culture Shocks? Is it the heated debate<br />
over the venue? The discontent with the play<br />
list? The drama that made itself known all<br />
over facebook and livejournal? No, it’s none<br />
of those things. This year’s Culture Shock is<br />
scheduled for Passover weekend—you know,<br />
that Jewish holiday that usually coincides with<br />
Easter, when Jews across the world sit down to<br />
celebrate their escape from Egypt? Yeah. That<br />
Passover.<br />
Several members of the campus Jewish<br />
community are angry about <strong>this</strong> scheduling<br />
decision.<br />
“I think it is really unfair that they’re<br />
holding it on Passover; on one of the major<br />
Jewish holidays. I’m a freshman and I don’t<br />
get to see my family very often and for me the<br />
holidays are about being with my family. And<br />
you know that they would never schedule <strong>this</strong><br />
on Easter. God forbid,” said Alexandra Balisky,<br />
freshman, journalism. “It’s bullshit.”<br />
It also must be noted that classes were held<br />
on Rosh Hashanah (which was not the case at<br />
if that sweaty, creepy old dude weren’t scary us know things, if you see something, say all the SUNYs) one of the most important<br />
enough, they are now advertizing how to take something,” he said. I<br />
“Passover” Page 14...<br />
tic; a good medium of expression. I*<br />
I don’t know anything about the PSGA Elections but I think the Naked <strong>Issue</strong> will be cool. CAMPUS3
PSGA executive elections will be held online on April 21st & 22nd. These elections are not to be<br />
taken lightly, and we urge you to review the following candidates’ qualifications and intentions to<br />
best describe who is the most effective person for the job. Check your e-mail for more details.<br />
Caitlin Christian-Lamb<br />
History, Junior<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
PSGA Coordinator of Finance ‘07-‘08, Chair of<br />
Finance Committee ‘07-‘08, PSGA Commuter Senator<br />
‘07, voting member <strong>College</strong> Budget and Community<br />
Standards Hearing Board Committees ‘07-‘08, voting<br />
member of PSGA Finance, Steering and Civic Actions<br />
Committees ‘07.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I’ve drunk the PSGA Kool-aid, and it’s delicious,<br />
delicious Kool-aid.<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
elected?<br />
Firstly, to keep more accurate attendance records<br />
of senators, and to hold a retreat in the Fall semester,<br />
as well as the Spring. I’d like to help senators with<br />
their initiatives to a greater degree, as they are some<br />
of the most powerful students on campus.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over<br />
the coming year?<br />
I’d like to see greater outreach to sectors of<br />
campus not involved in the PSGA, to help those not<br />
already in the know understand what we do.<br />
<strong>In</strong>teresting Fact:<br />
I don’t know how to hide a bike. My<br />
favorite World War I battle is the Second<br />
Ypres.<br />
Kevin Vincent “Ceasor” Collymore<br />
Poli Sci, Visual Arts & Economics Minors, Sophomore<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
I have served as a PSGA senator for two<br />
consecutive years. I have also been President of<br />
SOCA. I serve as a paraprofessional in the Office of<br />
Student Life where I help assist with campus wide<br />
programs.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I feel with the experience that I have with the<br />
PSGA over the years including being a senator and<br />
club president, I can bring a bright new beginning to<br />
the position of CoCOaS Coordinator.<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
elected?<br />
If elected, plans and goals I have are to update<br />
each club and organization’s charter to mention the<br />
possibility of what action happens if any executive<br />
leaves office. Also have more collaboration with<br />
services and the campus.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over<br />
the coming year?<br />
I would like to see the PSGA improve upon its<br />
diversity and relationship with the students. Examples<br />
of doing so is to let the student body know truly how<br />
many things the PSGA involves itself in.<br />
<strong>In</strong>teresting Fact:<br />
I have citizenship in the U.S. and<br />
Barbados.<br />
Max Isaacs<br />
Studio Composition, Sophomore<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
I served as Treasurer of my high school class,<br />
President of the Goshen High School Student Senate<br />
(which gave me hands on experience in budgeting).<br />
I am currently a member of the Senate and serve on<br />
the Finance and Steering Committees.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I’m committed to accurate and transparent<br />
accounting practices and feel I’m qualified for <strong>this</strong><br />
position. I think students should have an e-board<br />
committed to improving campus life and services,<br />
and that’s what I intend to do.<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position<br />
if elected?<br />
I will strive for an accurate and responsible<br />
Finance Committee and will work to increase the<br />
dialogue between students and the finance branch.<br />
As an executive board member, my top priorities are<br />
increasing student connectivity and tech services,<br />
drafting a leadership initiative, relocating media<br />
services and advocating for student rights.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over<br />
the coming year?<br />
I want to see more accountability and increased<br />
access to PSGA officials in 2009. The Student<br />
Government works for you!<br />
Favorite Quote:<br />
“Where there is chaos<br />
there is opportunity.”<br />
4PSGA<br />
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* I don’t know much about the elections, but I signed some guy’s petition. * The Naked <strong>Issue</strong> represents <strong>Purchase</strong> well. * I always
Sam Schacter<br />
Media, Society, and the Arts, Sophomore<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
Previous to running for office I have had experience<br />
with booking bands and acts at different venues. <strong>In</strong> New<br />
York City, New Jersey, and at <strong>Purchase</strong>, I enjoy dealing<br />
with artists, showcasing them, and handling associated<br />
affairs.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I believe I have a passion for booking events<br />
and interacting with artists that perform. I have been<br />
involved with music and performances for 6-7 years and<br />
the experiences I’ve gained have motivated me to run<br />
for <strong>this</strong> position.<br />
Becky Sellinger<br />
Visual Arts, Freshman<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
<strong>In</strong> high school I got a bill passed by the town board<br />
that allowed me to book free events for the youth in our<br />
community center. I booked all of the bands that played<br />
at these events. I have also participated in organizing art<br />
openings. I have connections to the Wham City Kids and<br />
was the person who got them to perform Jurassic Park<br />
<strong>this</strong> past semester.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
Being an active member of our student body is<br />
very important to me. Campus life is a very crucial<br />
aspect of our unique college experience. I would find it<br />
empowering to work with and for my peers to perpetuate<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
elected?<br />
I would like to bring some more diversity into the<br />
Student Center. This year, acts who performed were good<br />
but usually only fit one specific category. <strong>Purchase</strong> has a<br />
diverse student body and I believe that should reflect in<br />
the performers to come to play here. Goals include: more<br />
students at concerts, more students involved, and more<br />
students taking part in events at The Student Center.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over the<br />
coming year?<br />
MORE STUDENT INVOLVEMENT! I was a transfer<br />
student <strong>this</strong> year and had little to no idea how much of<br />
an impact the PSGA has had on the <strong>College</strong> and on our<br />
student body. The interest is there but involvement is not<br />
and that should be changed.<br />
the vibrancy and charisma our school possesses.<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
elected?<br />
I would like to see doors open for people who feel<br />
they aren’t accurately represented. I would like to get<br />
to know my school better via the individuals so I can<br />
determine what is needed. I would like to advocate<br />
for our own artists and would like to extend “event”<br />
opportunities to artists of every medium.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over the<br />
coming year?<br />
I would like to see more voting on decision making.<br />
I would like to work toward a more cohesive PSGA and<br />
student body. It is very important to me to encourage<br />
involvement.<br />
Favorite Quote: “I don’t know the<br />
key to success but the key to failure<br />
is to try and please everybody.”<br />
– Bill Cosby<br />
<strong>In</strong>teresting Fact:<br />
I play musical saw.<br />
Jeff Levin<br />
Arts Management, Freshman<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
I currently work for Capitol Records as an A&R rep,<br />
along with being the A&R Manager for Pure Tone Music<br />
(SONY). I am the founder of the school’s first student fun<br />
record label, Framework Records. For four years now,<br />
I have been booking major bands to several college/<br />
universities.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I feel there is certain atmosphere <strong>this</strong> school<br />
possesses that you can not find anywhere else, and my<br />
passion/experience for the duties the MEC is responsible<br />
Spencer Murphy<br />
Jazz Studies, Sophomore<br />
for will mesh well within the <strong>Purchase</strong> Community.<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
elected?<br />
I have many ideas for the major events here on<br />
campus. First and foremost, I believe the students here<br />
have a rightful vote as to who the performers here are on<br />
campus, and to where these events will take place.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over the<br />
coming year?<br />
I would like to see the PSGA involved in a lot of<br />
the social scenes on campus. This is why a strong<br />
representative for the PSGA is needed in order to voice<br />
the opinion for people who normally wouldn’t.<br />
binder full of possible alternate event names that rhyme<br />
with Vulture Cock.<br />
Favorite Quote:<br />
As MEC, “Your voice will be heard,<br />
even if it isn’t.”<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
Extensive experience as an independent promoter/<br />
talent buyer, approximately 2 year internship with<br />
Syracuseshows.com helping promote, organize, and<br />
oversee performance by everyone from Converge,<br />
Every Time I Die, Isis, and Gorilla Biscuits, to Make/<br />
Believe, Gym Class Heroes, and Fall Out Boy (who, don’t<br />
worry, I won’t book).<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
elected?<br />
I plan to spend the entire MEC budget on booking<br />
Prince. (If there’s any cash left over, I’d focus on booking<br />
more hip-hop, reggae, reggaeton, soul, and R&B groups<br />
for Fall Fest and Culture Shock.)<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over the<br />
coming year?<br />
I’d like to see an increase in communication between<br />
officers and the student body which they serve.<br />
Favorite Quote:<br />
“Vote early, Vote often.”<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I have both the motivation and the experience<br />
necessary to effectively book an ill festival. Plus, I have a<br />
feel I know nothing about the candidates, other than they think they are awesome. I* I wanna read the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>. I’m excited.<br />
PSGA 5
Andrew Kuhl<br />
Music/Studio Comp, Junior<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
I’m a musician and in a couple of bands who<br />
book our own shows. I have worked with a couple of<br />
groups including the Long Island Alternative Music<br />
Association to book bands in various locations.<br />
I spend <strong>this</strong> year as a senator to understand the<br />
workings of the PSGA.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I want to strive to bring <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong> an<br />
exciting Fall Festival and Culture Shock. I want to<br />
challenge myself with <strong>this</strong> responsibility and try to<br />
achieve the best.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over<br />
the coming year?<br />
I would like to see more cohesion in the Senate<br />
with less bickering and bureaucracy.<br />
<strong>In</strong>teresting Fact:<br />
I am obsessed with chocolate egg creams.<br />
Joshua Khan<br />
Journalism, Sophomore<br />
Qualifications andExperience:<br />
Active member of Latinos Unidos, OAPIA, SOCA,<br />
Treaurer of CANDIES Organization, Covered PSGA<br />
stories and events as a journalism major<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
To improve student life on campus in every aspect<br />
(clubs, policies, living situations, etc. Listening to the<br />
needs of students).<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
elected?<br />
Stipends for senators. I want to encourage<br />
more students to become involved with the student<br />
government, implement policies to encourage<br />
<strong>Purchase</strong> going green, and promote diversity within<br />
the PSGA.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over<br />
the coming year?<br />
I would like to see the PSGA more publicized so<br />
that students know there is a group on campus trying<br />
to protect the interests of the students.<br />
Favorite Quote: “A dog is not<br />
considered a good dog because he is a<br />
good barker. A man is not considered a<br />
good man because he is a good talker.”<br />
-Buddha<br />
Steven Neamonitakis<br />
Graphic Design, Sophomore<br />
Qualification and Experience:<br />
Since the age of fourteen I have held many<br />
different leadership positions in numerous<br />
companies and corporations, including the PSGA<br />
and the Pepsi Bottling Group. I understand the<br />
problems and complexities of a <strong>Purchase</strong> student.<br />
I am currently the Webmaster for the PSGA and<br />
The Submission as well as a Web Design <strong>In</strong>tern<br />
for the Pepsi Bottling Group. I enjoy working hard<br />
and I would love to represent the student body at<br />
<strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong>.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I started my involvement in the PSGA when I<br />
became Webmaster in the Fall of 2007. My interest<br />
in the PSGA grew quite rapidly. Constantly being<br />
around students who are proud of their school<br />
and who want to make it as great as possible has<br />
inspired me to take part in the PSGA myself and<br />
represent the campus as I think they would want<br />
to be represented. <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong> is a very<br />
diverse community and I think my open mind can<br />
help represent the student body accurately.<br />
What are your plans and goals for <strong>this</strong> position<br />
if elected?<br />
If elected, my main priority would be to<br />
work with the administration to ensure that the<br />
students’ voices were heard prior to any decision<br />
that directly affects them. The PSGA is in charge<br />
or representing the student body and what<br />
better way to ensure <strong>this</strong> than letting the students<br />
decide. These decisions affect the student body<br />
first and foremost and they should always be<br />
aware that their voices do mean something. I also<br />
plan to bring many new faces into the PSGA so<br />
that all thoughts are heard. I feel there needs to<br />
be a diverse group of students taking part in the<br />
Student Government in order for decisions to be<br />
fair.<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve<br />
over the coming year?<br />
I would love to see student involvement<br />
within the PSGA grow. The PSGA is built<br />
<strong>In</strong>teresting Fact:<br />
I’m a colorblind graphic designer.<br />
Go figure.<br />
around the idea that our opinion matters. This<br />
association is in charge of our representation<br />
and really controls the sort of life the students<br />
will have at <strong>Purchase</strong>. If we don’t get involved<br />
and voice our opinion, the PSGA’s goals cannot<br />
be completed. I would also like to improve the<br />
PSGA’s relationships with Res Life, Student Life<br />
and the academic community.<br />
Steven Sabel<br />
Political Science, Sophomore<br />
Qualifications and Experience:<br />
Senator of Outback, <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong> Association<br />
Board Member, Civic Actions Committee Board<br />
Member, Chair of Probation Resolution Committee.<br />
elected?<br />
If elected President, some of the issues I plan<br />
on tackling are making the PSGA more open<br />
and transparent to all students, maintaining and<br />
strengthening ties between the PSGA and the<br />
administration, working with the students and the<br />
administration on a Students’ Bill of Rights.<br />
Why do you want to run for <strong>this</strong> position?<br />
I feel that with the experience I have, the work I<br />
have accomplished <strong>this</strong> past year, and my visions for<br />
next year, <strong>this</strong> position is most appealing to me.<br />
What are your plans and goals for the position if<br />
6 PSGA<br />
How would you like to see the PSGA improve over<br />
the coming year?<br />
I would like to see the PSGA become more open<br />
and transparent to all students. I would also like to see<br />
the PSGA maintain and even strengthen its ties with<br />
the administration and its place at <strong>this</strong> school.<br />
I I I<br />
Favorite Quote: “A pessimist sees<br />
the difficulty in every opportunity; an<br />
optimist sees the opportunity in every<br />
difficulty.” –Winston Churchill<br />
* I don’t think milkshakes & potato chips would get me in the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>. * I know who I’m voting for! * I love the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>. I
Pu r c h a s e Al u m Ma k e s It, Jo i n s Bl u e Oy s t e r Cu l t,<br />
By Tony Cella<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Co m e s Ba c k t o Pl a y a t Co-Op<br />
The lecture hall in the Humanities building<br />
was packed as I walked past a concession<br />
table looking for a quiet spot to sit. Ritchie<br />
Castellano, a <strong>Purchase</strong> Alumni and current<br />
bassist for Blue Oyster Cult (BOC), is playing<br />
a concert next Tuesday in the Co-Op from<br />
8pm to 10pm, following WPSR’s Coffeehouse.<br />
He joined BOC in 2004.<br />
According to Professor Joe Ferry and<br />
Stefan Fink, who booked the show, Castellano<br />
will play guitar for two hours accompanied by<br />
Ferry on bass and a small horn section. “The<br />
set that we play is some unplugged Blue Oyster<br />
Cult and some unplugged blues songs,” Ferry<br />
said. “Freddy King, [a Texas blues musician]<br />
and stuff like that.” The show will be streamed<br />
live over WPSR’s website.<br />
Sliding into a stray desk in a corner<br />
by a stairwell, I put my phone on the desk<br />
and called up Castellano. Aside from the<br />
occasional passerby, the only noise was his<br />
voice crackling over speaker phone.<br />
Castellano said his work with the band<br />
started when he was 20. He said he was sitting<br />
in his dorm room and his friend, BOC’s sound<br />
engineer, called him up and asked him what<br />
he was doing that weekend. Castellano said<br />
he had some homework to do and might have<br />
a gig. His friend, Castellano said, told him that<br />
he was busy and couldn’t do the mixing for a<br />
BOC gig and asked Castellano if he wanted it.<br />
“Fuck yeah, I want it!” Castellano said.<br />
“I was 20 so I couldn’t rent a car yet,” he<br />
said. “I remember taking these guys from the<br />
hotel to the show in my beat up car...I had<br />
a poster of one of those guys on my wall,”<br />
Castellano said. He had to ask him to squeeze<br />
into the back seat.<br />
“One year they were going to Germany<br />
and my friend couldn’t make the whole thing,”<br />
he said. “I really got in tight with the lead<br />
singer [Eric Bloom]. We had a lot of common<br />
interests: video games, sci-fi.” Castellano said<br />
he talked to Bloom about his own band back<br />
home. He said that Bloom was nice and said<br />
he’d check it out. Castellano said he wasn’t<br />
sure if Bloom was really interested.<br />
After they got back from Germany, he<br />
said, Bloom came down to see him play a gig.<br />
Castellano said his band was covering the<br />
Beatle’s album Rubber Soul. Because some of<br />
the songs had double tracked bass, Castellano<br />
said he put down his guitar and played the<br />
four string for a couple tracks.<br />
“A few weeks after that, Blue Oyster Cult’s<br />
bassist left to join Queen,” he said. “Eric had<br />
remembered I played bass.” He said Bloom<br />
called him, waking Castellano up, and yelled<br />
over the phone asking if he wanted to join<br />
BOC. He said yes then rolled over and went<br />
back to sleep.<br />
“I woke up a few hours later,” Castellano<br />
said. “I thought I had hallucinated.” He said he<br />
called Bloom back and asked him about what<br />
happened. He said Bloom said, “’Yeah you<br />
have your first gig in four days,’ I said, ‘What<br />
do I have to do?’ ‘You have to learn 20 songs in<br />
four days’...I started practicing my ass off,” he<br />
said. “I became a song learning machine.”<br />
Castellano said that he showed up at the<br />
hotel to practice with the band before the gig.<br />
There were no amps and he plugged his bass<br />
into the TV. “Only me and the guitar player<br />
had instruments,” he said, “so everyone else<br />
was air drumming and singing.”<br />
Castellano said he was at <strong>Purchase</strong> from<br />
Fall ‘98 to December ‘02: three years getting<br />
his bachelors in Studio Production and one<br />
and a half getting his masters. During his time<br />
at <strong>Purchase</strong>, he worked closely with Professor<br />
Joe Ferry. “Joe is one of my favorite teachers,<br />
but he definitely grew on me,” he said. “I<br />
originally went to <strong>Purchase</strong> to learn technical<br />
stuff...When I first came to <strong>Purchase</strong> I only<br />
wanted to learn rock and pop.” He said that<br />
Ferry introduced him to the blues and other<br />
ethnic music.<br />
At one point he played in a blues group<br />
with Ferry and Sue Foley. “When we started<br />
playing blues, it got serious for a while. We<br />
had <strong>this</strong> one booking agent. He was good, but<br />
he booked us in some weird places,” he said.<br />
“The one place we played a lot was called the<br />
Calacoon Saloon. I think its upstate in New<br />
York. One of those turn right at the middle of<br />
nowhere kind of places.” Castellano said they<br />
were playing their blues set, but he could tell<br />
the crowd wasn’t into it. “I said to Joe, ‘Hey let’s<br />
do some southern rock. We did a 20 minute<br />
version of Sweet Home Alabama.<br />
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Se l f De s t r u c t i o n Op e r a<br />
By Elizabeth R. Hyman<br />
Staff Writer<br />
Ex p l o d e s<br />
I expected there to be singing. Nothing<br />
crazy, but a few snippets here and there.<br />
After all, it does have the word “Opera” in its<br />
name. While it was obviously supposed to be<br />
a commentary on the plot and events of the<br />
play, a small, unsubtle part of me lamented the<br />
lack of songs.<br />
However, that little issue aside, I<br />
absolutely adored “Self Destruction Opera,”<br />
by David Jacobi and starring Brandon Beck,<br />
Michell Opedissano, Steve Kraatz, and Kelly<br />
Hawkins—it was by far the most interesting,<br />
clever, original play I’ve seen all year. From its<br />
fabulous cast, to the thought provoking plot, to<br />
the clever writing, to the use of lighting and<br />
projection, <strong>this</strong> play was awesome on multiple<br />
levels.<br />
I was hooked right at the opening scene—<br />
which involved the operator of a suicide<br />
hotline informing the main character, Bobby,<br />
that he was way too pathetic to go through with<br />
killing himself. He argued with her, saying<br />
that of course he would go through with it. He<br />
didn’t.<br />
The supporting characters—Bobby’s<br />
thoughtless asshole-with-a-heart of a<br />
housemate and his pregnant girlfriend—were<br />
briefly introduced, and then the love interest,<br />
Allison, was introduced. She was ballsy,<br />
outspoken, and taken, of course.<br />
It was upon her arrival that the intricate<br />
plot began to unfold. Bobby had lost his<br />
brother to Russia, the house felt bigger than it<br />
looked, and the house also had a tendency to<br />
create sound effects at suitable moments.<br />
As the plot continued to unravel—Allison’s<br />
boyfriend was a jerk, Bobby’s lost brother<br />
never really went to Russia, and the house<br />
had a tendency to eat things—the message,<br />
or theme of the entire play, “What hides inside<br />
your mind” was projected onto the back of the<br />
stage at pertinent moments.<br />
“I kind of got the impression that it was<br />
inspired by the book House of Leaves, the<br />
whole thing with the house that had bigger<br />
dimension on the inside than it did on the<br />
outside, it ate people and things, and it made<br />
sounds. And if it wasn’t somewhat inspired<br />
by that book, then it was a pretty eerie<br />
coincidence,” said Brittany Shutts, freshman,<br />
Creative Writing.<br />
The play concluded with Bobby breaking<br />
free of his self-destructive tendencies and<br />
escaping from the house with Allison at his<br />
side—she didn’t love him back, but was<br />
working on it. Perhaps in his escape from the<br />
house Bobby had discovered and escaped<br />
from what resided inside his mind—the loss of<br />
his brother and his insecurity. This ending was<br />
ambiguous, but unlike other plays I saw <strong>this</strong><br />
year, the ambiguity worked in its favor.<br />
I<br />
wanted to pose, but I got lazy. I’m glad we have it. It makes me happy. I* People in the Naked <strong>Issue</strong> are crazy, but in a good way.<br />
ARTS7
The Naked <strong>Issue</strong><br />
Nu d e in t h e<br />
Ne u b e r g e r Mu s e u m o f Ar t<br />
It’s tempting to introduce <strong>this</strong> year’s Naked <strong>Issue</strong> by<br />
speaking of <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong>’s enduring liberalism, its<br />
repudiation of cultural taboos, even its intellectual, if not<br />
enlightened, view of nudity as art. When the first Naked<br />
<strong>Issue</strong> was announced two years ago, <strong>this</strong> was certainly<br />
one of its core motivations. It was an attempt to return<br />
to the spirit of <strong>Purchase</strong> in the 70s. To the staff of The<br />
<strong>In</strong>dependent, that sprit was best symbolized in an old<br />
photograph of two nude students.<br />
For the first year, people came from all over campus and posed;<br />
staff writers and contributors wrote articles speaking of the joys of<br />
nudity and their own experiences in the shoot; and everyone bragged<br />
or smiled to themselves, <strong>this</strong> is <strong>Purchase</strong>. Even if the photos didn’t<br />
match the initial purpose, it was fun and the excitement of seeing<br />
people-you-might-know naked made the concept a tradition. This<br />
edition is my attempt to return the magazine to it’s initial aesthetic<br />
intent.<br />
I’m not going to pretend that those of you who’re reading <strong>this</strong><br />
now are interested in our aesthetic aim, or by my attempt to take<br />
some of the sexual coyness that’s plagued the other two editions out<br />
of <strong>this</strong> one. For many of you (not including freshmen), the Naked<br />
<strong>Issue</strong> is a spectacle to be awaited and you are equally detached from<br />
it as you are the creation of Culture Shock. And even factoring out<br />
the old “<strong>Purchase</strong> is Apathetic” line, having more than a few people<br />
poke their heads into our door and ask dumbly, “yo, where the naked<br />
people at?” makes me believe some of you just aren’t mature enough<br />
for such a project. Still, I hope you enjoy the issue and can respect our<br />
models’ bravery and honest approach to <strong>this</strong> endeavor.<br />
Finally, I’d like to thank Thom Collins for allowing us to pose<br />
amongst the artwork and being an accommodating host<br />
during our shoot at the Neuberger Museum of Art. I’d<br />
also like to deeply thank our models, our photographer,<br />
Matt Epstein, and our Layout Editor, Sabrina Miller, for<br />
all of their hard work. ~ Adam Tyrrell<br />
MODELS: Vincent Genna, Rachel Howson, Erin Pellnat, Michael<br />
Hughes, Tania Berks, TJ Crawford, Kristen Woods, James Dier, Dana Ellis,<br />
Sabina Ksiezopolska, John Andrews, Alison Parker, Jessica Leta Gray,<br />
Dylan O’Brien, Robert Stewart-Rogers, Christina Picciano, Catherine<br />
Agonis, Betsy Aloi, Eleanora Berezovskaya, Kristen Benedict, Peter Foy,<br />
Margo VanHoy, Jennie Fiddler, Katelyn Lowery, Erica Evans, Elizabeth<br />
Connors, Paulina Bracone, Karla Mera, Keila Mera, Joseph Sabia,<br />
Amanda Tramontano, Emily Farrell, Natalie Eilbert, Sam Branman,<br />
Jeremy Gravlin, Emily Berthold, Elizabeth Hixenbaugh, James Blinstrub,<br />
Ben Bookbinder, Eboni McGriff, Mike Bastianelli, Kara Redding, Cheryl<br />
Yakacki, Megan McGlinchey, Rebecca Stubbs, Norelle Nicol, Jessica<br />
Cardenas, Amanda Magurne, Eric Stewart, Sinead Kravetz, Sabrina<br />
Miller, Jessie VanBenschoten,<br />
Cory Lonas, Karina Moscoso.<br />
I<br />
8 NAKED Too many people wind up voting against the person they don’t want to win instead of the person they do want to win. I * If people
By Dana Ellis<br />
Staff Writer<br />
By the time you read <strong>this</strong>, it’s over. I’m exposed and my pasty ass will be among the<br />
other pasty (and not so pasty) asses of the past lucky enough to grace these pages of The<br />
<strong>In</strong>dependent. I’ll admit going into <strong>this</strong>, it was awesome, liberating, and freeing all at the<br />
same time. I was uninhibited. I didn’t care. I am a woman who likes her body and has<br />
nothing to hide--or so I thought.<br />
As the print date edges closer and my naked image starts to appear on more and more<br />
pages, a small butterfly makes its way down to the far reaches of my stomach, making me<br />
nervous realize after viewing myself over and over again that I ain’t no Venus of Urbino.<br />
Shit, I ain’t even one of Modigliani’s women, and if we want to view it in more contempory<br />
terms, I ain’t no Jessica Alba and I ain’t no other young shaw-ty to be all over Hollywood<br />
these days.<br />
Upon facing <strong>this</strong> realization, a feeling that what was completely devoid before<br />
finally punches me right in my self-declared fat gut--restraint.<br />
“No, wait,” I tell Sabrina our layout editor. “Don’t put that one of me in there. I hate<br />
it. I look so ugly.”<br />
“Say Jon, do I look fat?” is a question I’ll start asking my boyfriend in an increasing<br />
regularity, something I’ve never done much before, but now having my proverbial ass<br />
being handed over to the greater <strong>Purchase</strong> campus on a carving board it becomes all<br />
I can think about.<br />
I know I’m not the only one. We live in a culture of deplorable sameness. Similarity<br />
as a mass-spread horribly infectious disease, I am merely one of the contaminated,<br />
tainted by a society which forces women (and men to an arguably lesser degree) to<br />
look a certain way, act a certain way, and be a certain way. Sure, feminism helped,<br />
right? We’re free now, right? What about <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong>? Are we safe here, do those<br />
expectations follow us wherever we go? These rhetorical questions are not simply<br />
mine to answer; in fact, everyone being the subject of there own individual experience<br />
should eventually be able to somehow answer that one for themselves. Nothing I write<br />
here can reiterate much more than the surface of someone’s own personal beliefs, or<br />
in some cases, lack there of.<br />
But if I have these restraints, these butterflies, what is the Naked <strong>Issue</strong> all about then?<br />
Is it indicative of that liberal mindset that is <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong>? Is it indicative of my liberal<br />
mindset? How can I declare myself a liberal woman who likes her body and has nothing<br />
“Dana” Page 19...<br />
really care about <strong>Purchase</strong> they should get involved rather than bitch about it. Grow a pair of balls and stop being so petty. I NAKED9
By Loren Jakobov<br />
Staff Writer<br />
St a r t a Na k e d Re vo l u t i o n<br />
When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror without clothes on, do you<br />
see a sexual-being staring back at you, or just yourself, a little bit more honest and<br />
revealed?<br />
The images that typically come to mind when one thinks of nudity in our current<br />
day and age is the oversexed, glamorous image we have collectively brought<br />
upon it as a society. The market of porn videos, Playboy magazines, sex stores, and<br />
underdressed young teenage icons has introduced a certain glamour to accompany<br />
the taboo that nudity has long walked with hand-in-hand. Yet, we look at ourselves<br />
naked in the mirror and the view, let’s be honest, isn’t always that great. We often<br />
tend to see the little imperfections that we shamefully hide from others. Regardless of<br />
whether what we see is real or merely imagined, many perceive it as a constant reality.<br />
The shame of being seen naked is something that has been learned throughout time,<br />
and through its conception has brought about the all-consuming mystification of sex,<br />
the act, and most of all, the human body.<br />
The story of the alleged first human beings, Adam and Eve, offers an example of<br />
that shame. After their transgression against God, they gained knowledge of sin, and<br />
with it they began to feel shame. Being ashamed of their nakedness, they covered it<br />
with fig leaves. Since Adam and Eve had no concept of what nudity was before hand,<br />
how did they suddenly become so aware of their physical selves as being publicly<br />
nude? What did they suddenly see in themselves that had not been there before?<br />
Although nudity was not the original sin, some interpret it as being so, maybe offering<br />
an explanation as to why it has become a taboo.<br />
Clothes have come to represent much more than merely covering up of our<br />
nakedness. We wear clothes to express an extension of our personalities, to represent<br />
a sense of belonging within society. <strong>In</strong> a sense, why do we really feel the inhibiting<br />
need to cover up? What would nudity come to mean if we chose to walk the streets in<br />
our birthday suits? Would we still be staring up at billboards that dictate what beauty<br />
should look like, or would we just accept it for what it is?<br />
This type of demystification of the body is something many have struggled to<br />
understand, including myself. The first time I picked up the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>, I was really<br />
unsure about what I was about to find hiding in the depths of the recycled brown paper<br />
bag. The bag itself that did not reveal much information, suggested I had a reason to<br />
suspect something. I slipped my hand in and struggled for quite some time to let out<br />
the shocking truth, ‘The Naked <strong>Issue</strong>.” I was really quite confused. At first glance the<br />
issue seemed to suggest to me that <strong>Purchase</strong> was filled with immature, irresponsible<br />
children who couldn’t keep their clothes on. Uncomfortable by <strong>this</strong> prospect, I looked<br />
away. Several pages into the paper, I realized I began to recognize some faces. I<br />
thought that I would never want to see some of these people naked. But then I realized<br />
what I was missing. To some, posing naked is really just about the pose, while others<br />
may be trying to send a message. One might wonder, if you’re not showing off your<br />
beautiful bod,’ then what are you doing posing naked? It’s pretty open minded to be<br />
able to understand that nudity isn’t a sexual state, rather it’s merely who we are as<br />
physical beings, and that all the fears that we attach to nudity reveal our true fears<br />
as a society, of ourselves, and the issues surrounding sex that we confront on a daily<br />
basis. Allowing yourself to set aside those fears--the same ones you harbor every<br />
time you see your naked reflection in the mirror--takes a lot of courage and depth.<br />
Let’s face it, we all sometimes feel insecure about the way we look underneath all<br />
those layers, but maybe it’s time we let it go.<br />
I<br />
12 NAKED<br />
“You’re a bit short for a storm trooper” Princess Leah That’s What She Said * “Point that thing someplace else” Han Solo That’s<br />
I
By Tony Cella<br />
Staff Newsboy<br />
Pi t c h Nu d e: Th e Ch r o n i c l e o f Ja m e s<br />
The Hub was sparse last Saturday as I munched on some chips waiting for James<br />
Dier, junior journalism and drama studies. For the past three years Dier has posed<br />
for the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>, losing a considerable<br />
amount of weight between each shoot. When<br />
he first posed, Dier said he was somewhere<br />
between 220 and 260 lbs.<br />
“Hey Tony,” he said, walking up to me. Dier<br />
was wearing a pair of khaki shorts and a black<br />
t-shirt with a neon green cow pulling a same<br />
colored wagon. Underneath it said, “You Have<br />
Died of Dysentary,” a reference to the computer<br />
game Oregon Trail. Dier sat down across from<br />
me. I asked him if he’d like to get something to<br />
eat but he declined, saying he’d eat later.<br />
While Dier said he couldn’t remember the<br />
exact reason he first posed for the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>,<br />
he said, “I went up to one of my friends online<br />
and asked him if I should pose naked for the<br />
school paper and he said yeah.” “It’s become<br />
more of an experience than exhibitionism,”<br />
Dier said. “It’s not about sex to an extent. It is<br />
because people are naked, but it’s about art<br />
and seeing how far you can go. You’re being<br />
able to show people a side of you they’ve never<br />
seen,” he said. “It makes you feel a real pride in<br />
your body.”<br />
“Another reason I did it was I was overweight,” he said. “I was really into fat<br />
pride. I bet there will be 3 overweight people who will do <strong>this</strong> and why not be one<br />
of them,” said Dier. “I think my favorite moment was streaking down the Humanities<br />
hallway.”<br />
“A couple of my friends were like, ‘Uh I don’t want to see you naked.’ Well<br />
tough,” he said. “They asked if I could black out my picture for them.”<br />
Another thing that surprised the <strong>Purchase</strong> campus, Dier said, was his Prince<br />
Albert piercing. “A Prince Albert is a piercing that goes through the head of the<br />
cock and comes out the urethra,” he said. “A lot of people weren’t expecting it.<br />
They were like ‘Woah why did you get that done?’” The piercing, he said, increases<br />
sensitivity. Dier has since had it removed. “It [kept] my foreskin retracted.” Dier<br />
said. “The Prince Albert is nice and all, but after two years I was done with it.”<br />
After his photo first appeared in the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>, he said, people came up to<br />
him and said he looked good. Dier said that and his narcissism motivated him to<br />
lose weight and continue appearing in the Naked <strong>Issue</strong>. “I like people’s comments<br />
in general. It’s nice to hear criticism,” Dier said.<br />
By the time the next issue Dier said he’d lost about 40 lbs. “I know at that point<br />
I went down 2 shirt sizes [an XXL to an L] and two pants sizes [44 to a 42],” he said.<br />
After Dier’s second Naked issue he had taken another 4 inches off his waist, he said.<br />
Now, Dier said, he wears medium shirts and went down another three pant sizes. “I<br />
could fit into a 30 but I wear a 32 because I haven’t gone shopping.”<br />
Dier is also a member of the Bear community, a group of gay men who accept<br />
hairy, burly men instead of just the stereotypical effeminate gay man. “Having lost<br />
a lot of weight, it has changed my identity,” Dier said, but “no one carries a card.”<br />
Dier said there are men in the Bear community who aren’t attracted to men who look<br />
like them.<br />
“It’s made me focus less on<br />
labels and how I look physically,”<br />
he said, “I do stand by the original<br />
intent of the Bear community that<br />
isn’t smooth, boyish, and thin.”<br />
However, he hasn’t changed<br />
stores since he lost weight.<br />
“I still shop at Kohl’s,” Dier<br />
said with a laugh. “As long as it’s<br />
Nintendo I’ll buy it.”<br />
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What She Said “With that speed do you think we’ll be able to pull out in time?” Rebel Starfighter That’s What She Said NAKED13<br />
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He r b a n d Fl o w T-s h i r t s t o De b u t a t Pr e-Sh o c k<br />
By J.W. Townsend-Pitt<br />
Staff Writer<br />
A brand new business is starting up at <strong>Purchase</strong>. Herb and Flow is the result of<br />
the partnership between Katherine Lo and Ruben Murrero, who decided to put<br />
their graphic design skills to use in a way that might earn them some profit. The<br />
merchandise is t-shirts designed by Lo and Murrero focused on things that will appeal<br />
to <strong>Purchase</strong> students with the hope of branching out to non-<strong>Purchase</strong> related designs<br />
if the shirts become popular.<br />
The merchandise is set to debut at Pre-shock. When Lo and Murrero approached<br />
WPSR, the <strong>Purchase</strong> radio station and host of the Pre-shock event, WPSR asked them<br />
to design a t-shirt to fit in with the Preshock<br />
campaign, which is “Pre-pear for<br />
Pre-shock.” As they are debuting their<br />
t-shirts at <strong>this</strong> event, they have plans for<br />
other Culture Shock related shirts to<br />
produce, such as one that says “Toxic Shock<br />
Syndrome,” and another that says, “Culture<br />
Shock Treatment.” <strong>In</strong> addition to their event<br />
-specific t-shirts, they also are going to be<br />
selling <strong>Purchase</strong> t-shirts with things like<br />
“Where the Olde Parties At,” and, “No I<br />
don’t have an extra cig.”<br />
Lo is more focused on the typographic<br />
aspect of the design. She focuses on which<br />
fonts are used and how they are laid out.<br />
It is with her silkscreen that they intend<br />
to manufacture the first run of shirts. Lo<br />
currently owns black white and red fabric<br />
inks. Their initial designs will be limited to those colors, but as with other aspects of<br />
the venture, if successful there will be expansion into other colors. Murrero is more<br />
focused on the embellishments and final designs of the t-shirt. He is providing the funds<br />
for the purchase of the blank t-shirts to be silk-screened. They work collaboratively on<br />
the final stencil, but Murrero likes to design by hand so he is doing some of the new<br />
designs by hand and then scanning them into a computer before the final stencil is<br />
printed. He also designs the website and is in the process of designing the final logo<br />
for the company.<br />
So far there are no product images up on the Herb and Flow website,<br />
but that is expected to change very soon. After the debut at Pre-shock, the<br />
main method of sale will be the website. Herb and Flow also intends to make<br />
appearances at <strong>Purchase</strong> flea markets. After the initial debut, they intend to<br />
distribute business cards.<br />
The shirts will be selling for $8 and, for an additional fee, Herb and Flow<br />
will make a custom design.<br />
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Not all the Greek runners in the original IOlympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes. - Mark Twain * A Nudist is simply Ia hu- NAKED15
“Just Wondering What It Would Look Like”<br />
By Jesse McLaren<br />
By Caitlin Strachan<br />
A Smile and A Kind Word<br />
By Jackson S Wingate<br />
Life According to Melissa<br />
By Paige Broudy<br />
By G.I.Dave<br />
16 COMICS NAKED PEOPLE ROCK! NUDITY IS AWESOME. I* I like the Naked <strong>Issue</strong> & I wanted to do it, but my boyfriend wouldn’t let me. I* I
This is not a naked picture of someone. This<br />
is an article.<br />
So there’s <strong>this</strong> like lame ass space camp or<br />
some shit <strong>this</strong> weekend? I don’t know,I guess like<br />
there are a bunch of Fountains of Wayne tribute<br />
bands playing and Bono’s speaking about babies<br />
with holes in their faces? James Blinstrub said he<br />
and Dana Caputo are going to reunite for the first<br />
Moldy Peaches show in like eight years which I<br />
guess I’d be amped about, but ever since James<br />
got married and settled down and had kids he<br />
totally lost his edge you know? But yeah,that’s<br />
happening. Brooklyn Vegan says Nelly’s playing<br />
too. Then a group suicide.<br />
No!! It’s Cultural Shock!<br />
Preshock’s tonight! Every <strong>Purchase</strong> band ever<br />
is playing (seriouslycheck cute girls database:<br />
it’s out of control. I’d put in all the bands playing<br />
but then we wouldn’t have enough ink to print<br />
some guys scrotal piercing.) plus a ton of off<br />
campus rockers and a flea market and a slip and<br />
slide! Go to it!<br />
Then that thing with the stuff.<br />
Sunday, Adam Smith’s senior recital at<br />
the stood. Maybe you don’t know him so you<br />
probably won’t go... but what if everything else<br />
is fire?<br />
Monday, we’re resurrecting William Howard<br />
Taft from the dead.<br />
Actually there’s a show but the guy running it<br />
doesn’t have a final line up just yet.<br />
Tuesday, more bands! Burnout, Rio Bravo,<br />
Brick Physics, The Thief, Father Son all help you<br />
cry your cares away/rock out.<br />
Wednesday. Open mic and the following<br />
event which has a lengthy intro.<br />
<strong>In</strong>tro commence: Officer Lou (The one who<br />
never yelled at you just for walking down G-street<br />
on a Friday night) is leaving. He’s awesome. He’s<br />
made my past two years (I don’t remember<br />
seeing him freshman year) at <strong>Purchase</strong> epically<br />
more ruling and since none of us in the PSGA<br />
have ever met a man who hadn’t been taught to<br />
fish (think highly?) by (of) him we’ve decided<br />
to throw a stupendous Goodbye We Love You<br />
Forever Officer Lou cake party.<br />
This will occur sometime next Wednesday,<br />
his last day. If you’ve ever been done a right by<br />
Officer Lou, or can appreciate a man with good<br />
taste, or really love cops, do come! Time and<br />
place forthcoming!<br />
Look to the sky dear readers!!!!!!!! Look to the<br />
sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
Pre-Shock 2008 Performance Schedule<br />
Pre-Shock, 5pm-12am, The STOOD<br />
5:00PM- Fl e a m a r k e t/<br />
Pr e-s h o c k St a r t s<br />
5:40-6:00- Wi t h a St e a d y<br />
Ha n d<br />
6:00-6:20- An El e p h a n t<br />
Ch a r g e<br />
6:20-6:40- Ma j o r<br />
Po t e n t i a l<br />
6:40-7:10- Ha l o Fa u n a<br />
7:50-8:10- Old Ja l o p y<br />
8:10-8:40- Th e We n d e l s<br />
8:40-9:00- Ur b a n Fe t c h<br />
9:00-9:20- Em i l y Pr i c e<br />
9:20-9:50- Gr e g o r y & t h e<br />
Ha w k<br />
9:50-10:20- Gr e g Ba l d w i n &<br />
t h e a e s t h e t i c s<br />
UPCOMING EVENTS<br />
THURSDAY 17<br />
WPSR Presents Pre-Shock 2008,<br />
hosted by the <strong>Purchase</strong> Improv Troupe<br />
The Stood, 5pm-12am<br />
Senior Photo Show Reception<br />
Basement of the Visual Arts Building, 6-8pm<br />
United Students Against Sweatshops presents<br />
Maquilapolois [city of factories]<br />
Nat Sci, rm1059, 7pm<br />
<strong>Purchase</strong> Opera presents<br />
Lee Hoiby’s The Tempest<br />
PAC 8pm<br />
FRIDAY 18<br />
Culture Shock!<br />
See The <strong>In</strong>dependent’s Culture Shock insert<br />
for more info!<br />
<strong>Purchase</strong> Opera presents<br />
Lee Hoiby’s The Tempest<br />
PAC 8pm<br />
SATURDAY 19<br />
Culture Shock!<br />
See The <strong>In</strong>dependent’s Culture Shock insert<br />
for more info!<br />
SUNDAY 20<br />
Make it Play<br />
An evening of new writing for the stage<br />
by the senior Dramatic Writers<br />
Dance Theatre Lab, 2pm<br />
MONDAY 21<br />
PSGA elections<br />
Vote online, look for instructions in your e-mail<br />
Gender Fucked Film Festival<br />
Showings of: Juggling Gender and Boy I am<br />
Red Room, 6-9pm<br />
Free showing of The Wizard of Oz<br />
The Olde Community Lounge, 7pm<br />
Free refreshments will be served<br />
TUESDAY 22<br />
PSGA elections<br />
Vote online, look for instructions in your e-mail<br />
It’s All Greek to Me<br />
New Works by the Junior Dramatic Writers<br />
Humanities Theatre, 8pm<br />
WEDNESDAY 23<br />
Wellness Center’s Rejuvenation Station<br />
Lobby of CCS, 12-2pm<br />
So you want to go to Grad School?<br />
Career Development Workshop<br />
Career Development Center, 4-5pm<br />
7:10-7:30- Sa i n t Be r n a d e t t e<br />
10:20-10:50- Be s s Ro g e r s<br />
7:30-7:50- Ge n u i n e<br />
10:50-11:20- Big Sk a<br />
Im i t a t i o n s<br />
11:20-12:00- Pa p e r & Sa n d<br />
think the candidates should be naked next to their info, show us what we’re really voting for (their junk). I* It’s nice that <strong>this</strong> SEXY17
When Adam told me I had to write a cooking<br />
column for the naked issue, I was unsure<br />
what to do. I mean, wasn’t my naked body<br />
enough of a vegan column <strong>this</strong> week? But I<br />
can’t let down my adoring fans. I thought for<br />
only a few minutes before it came to me: raw.<br />
ODB liked it raw. Everyone likes raw cookie<br />
dough; everyone loves to eat raw. No sexual<br />
act isn’t raw, unless you’re into the whole<br />
cooked appendage thing (I don’t know who<br />
could possibly be into that.). We like eating<br />
raw over cooked because, let’s face it, cooking<br />
in the summer time is too hot; eating raw<br />
provides extra nutrients, extra love, and extra<br />
health benefits. I’ll probably spend a whole<br />
summer raw.<br />
Two weeks ago, I made a delicious tomato<br />
sauce. Well, <strong>this</strong> week I’m making a delicious<br />
marinara sauce with zucchini spaghetti. You<br />
do not need to cook any part of <strong>this</strong> meal. Wahwaah?<br />
Yes, you’ll see. This is spectacular and<br />
you won’t even know it’s raw!<br />
Equipment:<br />
Food Processor<br />
<strong>In</strong>gredients:<br />
5 portabella mushroom<br />
2 T. water<br />
1 T. lemon juice<br />
½ onion, sliced<br />
¼ cup tamari<br />
¼ cup olive oil<br />
½ avocado, sliced<br />
1 large tomato, cut in wedges<br />
1 red bell pepper, cut up<br />
1 celery stick, chopped<br />
5 leaves of fresh basil, chopped (you<br />
could use 2 T. of seasoning.)<br />
3-5 garlic cloves, chopped<br />
¼ jalapeno<br />
10 jarred sun dried tomatoes<br />
2 T. olive oil from sun dried tomatoes jar<br />
pinch of cayenne<br />
pinch of ground pepper<br />
1-2 T. fried Italian herbs (oregano, basil,<br />
parsley, etc)<br />
1 T. agave nectar or maple syrup<br />
½ tsp. salt<br />
2 zucchinis<br />
Preparation:<br />
Lots of ingredients, but it doesn’t take too<br />
long! Combine the olive oil, tamari, lemon<br />
juice, and water in a jar and soak the onions<br />
and mushrooms. Slice the avocado and set<br />
aside. Put the rest of the ingredients, except<br />
the zucchini, in a blender and blend until<br />
smooth. Peel the zucchini with noodle integrity!<br />
You want the zucchinis to have a similar<br />
shape of noodles. Run the blender until the<br />
sauce is slightly warm. Pour the sauce over<br />
the noodles and top with the mushrooms, onions,<br />
and avocadoes. Do not pour the entire<br />
mushroom marinade into the pasta, but a few<br />
splashes adds a nice touch. I’m going to make<br />
<strong>this</strong> right now. Enjoy my naked body and enjoy<br />
<strong>this</strong> naked lunch (Sorry Burroughs…couldn’t<br />
help myself). I<br />
Pu r c h a s e Ta e Kw o n Do Co m e s Ou t Ki c k i n’<br />
By David Settanni<br />
Contributor<br />
Night is fell on <strong>Purchase</strong> at 5:30 PM on<br />
March 3, 2008. As the school day ended for<br />
most students, testing began for a select few.<br />
The SUNY <strong>Purchase</strong> Chung Do Kwan Taekwondo<br />
Club was testing for belt rank for the first<br />
time <strong>this</strong> year. The Club (#5635) is registered<br />
with the USA Taekwondo National Governing<br />
Body which is an affiliate of the United States<br />
Olympic Committee (USOC). The students<br />
are required to keep a log of training hours<br />
and at the beginning of the test these logs are<br />
handed in and the students line up in order of<br />
belt rank; the highest ranking belt to the right,<br />
the lowest ranking belt to the left. The group<br />
consists of five participants; Monica Dubitsky<br />
(the only black belt in the club), Jay Estiva,<br />
Johnny Anderson, John Sicate, Samantha Sanchez,<br />
and Matthew Hecht.<br />
The testing begins with warm up exercises,<br />
blocks, and kicks. Two of the members<br />
are asked to back out as the remaining four<br />
practice more advanced, more difficult kicks<br />
such as the jump spin back kick. After the<br />
participants complete the form, Kyosinium<br />
(the instructor, John Burt) asks the students a<br />
serious of questions to test their knowledge of<br />
the history and meaning of Chung Do Kwan<br />
Taekwondo.<br />
Q: What does Taekwondo mean?<br />
A: Foot – Hand – Line<br />
Q: When was it created?<br />
A: 1955<br />
Q: What is Taekwondo spirit?<br />
A: Spirit is how you think and how you act.<br />
After the Q and A session the students<br />
are asked to perform a series of orchestrated<br />
blocks and kicks, such as Kee Cho Il Bu, the<br />
first basic form, is just one example. Names<br />
of the forms have meanings in Korean such as<br />
Tuegeuk Yuk Jang (ancient philosophy of water)<br />
and Taegeuk Chil Jang (Ancient Philosophy<br />
of Mountain).<br />
As the testing continues, students are<br />
backing out due to inexperience or lack of<br />
training. Next comes a series of one-steps<br />
(pre-arranged sparring). After the one steps<br />
is board breaking. The white belt breaks one<br />
board with a chop, the yellow belt breaks one<br />
board with a palm heel, the green belt breaks<br />
two boards with a strike and a kick, the blue<br />
belt breaks two boards with two kicks, and the<br />
Bo Dan breaks two boards with one strike.<br />
All the students passed their tests; the<br />
white belts advanced to yellow, the yellow<br />
to orange, the green to blue, and the blue to<br />
brown. Following the board breaking is an<br />
intense sparring match between the black<br />
belt and the Bo Dan. The sparring consists of<br />
a series of kicks and blocks that is non stop.<br />
The two students, Jay and Monica, are complimented<br />
on their good footwork, advanced<br />
technique, and effective counters. The sparring<br />
session is a taste of what is in store for a<br />
new chapter in the Taekwondo Club.<br />
<strong>In</strong> the fall of 2008, participants of the club<br />
and students from <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong> will be<br />
selected to train and compete in Taekwondo<br />
tournaments. Good performance in the tournaments<br />
can lead to national rankings and<br />
even a spot for <strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong> students in<br />
the Olympics.<br />
New members are always welcome<br />
aboard; take advantage of free Taekwondo<br />
training from an experienced professional<br />
right here in your community at <strong>Purchase</strong>.<br />
The club meets in the gym at the<br />
Aerobics Room and the Racquet Ball<br />
Court on Monday and Thursday from<br />
5:30 – 6:30. For more information, go to<br />
www.<strong>Purchase</strong>TKD.com.<br />
18 INTEREST community is so accepting of what other schools think is controversial. The opportunity to pose is cool. I* I don’t<br />
I
...“Blue Oyster Cult” From Page 7<br />
People started jumping on tables,” he said.<br />
“One guy jumped up and kicked the mic stand<br />
into my head...the whole place just went crazy<br />
for <strong>this</strong> one song...We kept finding ways to<br />
extend the song: guitar solo, bass solo, drum<br />
solo. Everyone sing, ok now no one sing...<br />
every possible way you can imagine.”<br />
For a CD project, they created a mock<br />
lounge band with Bumblefoot, the guitarist<br />
who replaced Buckethead in Guns N’ Roses.<br />
“Joe said just be as silly as possible,”<br />
Castellano said. “We wore costumes and went<br />
really over the top with it.”<br />
He said Bumblefoot played different<br />
characters, one being Checkers Goldstein<br />
a Frank Sinatra type. “I played the part of a<br />
mushed up lounge musician.”<br />
***<br />
Earlier that day, Professor Ferry sorted<br />
sheet music on a table at the far side of the<br />
orchestral practice room. Stefan Fink and I sat<br />
across from him in the corner of the spacious<br />
room.<br />
“I’m playing bass. We have a horn section,”<br />
Ferry said. “Ritchie’s going to play guitar and<br />
sing and we might have a drummer. Not a full<br />
set, just a snare drum.”<br />
Ferry showed Fink a few sheets of music.<br />
Ferry’s band, Big Ska, were going to practice<br />
“Higher Ground” by Stevie Wonder, “Sway”<br />
by Dean Martin and “Get This Party Started”<br />
by Pink.<br />
“Ritchie and I toured together with Sue<br />
Foley,” Ferry said. “We produced a lot of<br />
records together. We’ve known each other<br />
for a good ten years...My friend Dr. Adam<br />
Messenger; he’s one of the doctors who saved<br />
my wife’s life last year; he has a great rock<br />
voice,” Ferry said. “He’s going to be singing<br />
Blue Oyster Cult songs with Ritchie.”<br />
“He produced Regina Spector’s first<br />
album, 11-11,” Ferry said of Castellano. “They<br />
recorded it on the third floor of <strong>this</strong> building...<br />
He’s a great improviser, a great singer...he’s<br />
tremendously versatile. He’s a very strong<br />
player. He has a great command of the<br />
instrument.”<br />
Ferry said Castellano has matured<br />
musically since he first met him. “His solos<br />
build now much more dynamic,” he said. “His<br />
rthymn is very sharp his choice of notes is<br />
better. Much more deep...Everybody come<br />
out and check it out. Yes the most important<br />
part. Everyone please show up.”<br />
***<br />
Stefan Fink, freshman Arts Management,<br />
is the one booking the show. Fink tipped me<br />
off on the Castellano show and set up the<br />
interviews for me. We had just gotten coffee<br />
and tea for Big Ska. Fink told me how he got<br />
involved in the Ritchie show. “He [Ferry]<br />
was interested in bringing Ritchie here and<br />
he knew I was the go to guy,” he said. “Over<br />
spring break he sent me a text asking if I was<br />
still up for it I texted back, ‘Hell yeah!’” Fink<br />
said he was the intermediary between Ferry<br />
and WPSR, who are streaming Castellano’s<br />
show on their website.<br />
Fink also said that he was unhappy with<br />
the lack of musical diversity at <strong>Purchase</strong><br />
college, saying that the Stood and Co-Op<br />
predominantly played indie music. He also<br />
said that at the PCA, “you get mostly classical<br />
music. It’s not arranged for the students. It’s<br />
for the rich Westchester-ites...It’s [<strong>this</strong> show]<br />
a breath of fresh air,” he said. “I think people<br />
will actually enjoy <strong>this</strong> and appreciate the<br />
difference.”<br />
Fink said that his job was to, “promote,<br />
promote, promote, promote, and convince<br />
WPSR we can actually do the show...I more<br />
or less took full responsibility for the station’s<br />
side of it,” he said. Fink said that he booked the<br />
Co-Op on Tuesday because he runs the WPSR<br />
Coffeehouse which happens just previously.<br />
“I made a Facebook group and I’ll have flyers<br />
out by Tuesday,” said Fink.<br />
As Big Ska started playing Sway by Dean<br />
Martin, he spoke very highly about Ferry.<br />
“He’s one of the best people I’ve had a chance<br />
to work with,” Fink said. “He asks what I want<br />
to see in it. It’s really a collaboration.”<br />
“The bottom line is just filling the place,”<br />
Fink said. “He’s a great guy but he needs<br />
people to see him otherwise <strong>this</strong> concert is<br />
for naught. It’d just be a practice...I want the<br />
Co-Op to be standing room only...I think that<br />
they’ve got that sound you don’t hear anymore.<br />
That 70’s classic rock crunch,” he said. “There’s<br />
an event floating around on Facebook.”<br />
I<br />
...“Dana” Page 9<br />
to hide, if I do in fact want to scurry to a dark<br />
corner somewhere and hide come the day of<br />
publication?<br />
The only answer I can possibly have for<br />
myself is that the Naked <strong>Issue</strong> is an embrace of<br />
the fact that, in a culture where being naked is<br />
seen as such an extraordinarily risqué thing, it<br />
can also be so extraordinarily unextraordinary<br />
at the same time. I first thought <strong>this</strong> over a<br />
year ago in a community college life drawing<br />
class, where everyday I came in and drew<br />
naked people, naked people, and more naked<br />
people. And eventually it hit me, it’s just a<br />
naked person. It’s no big deal. It is just a<br />
person not wearing clothes.<br />
With that, over brimming with my own<br />
self-confidence and new found sense of<br />
enlightenment, I decided to do the Naked<br />
<strong>Issue</strong> <strong>this</strong> year. And doing so made me feel<br />
a certain amount of empowerment. It hit me.<br />
This culture of sameness I mentioned earlier<br />
has it all wrong, and what a beautiful thing <strong>this</strong><br />
mainstream culture of same is missing out on<br />
at that.<br />
We are different and that’s okay. We are<br />
given an unreachable standard of beauty by<br />
<strong>this</strong> mainstream culture and the media which<br />
empowers it and even that’s okay because we<br />
have the power to repel it. We as individuals<br />
can disregard it, mock it, and take light in the<br />
fact that our bodies are beautiful all the same.<br />
So <strong>this</strong> is the part, as Linus in Charlie<br />
Brown’s Christmas, where I walk off the stage,<br />
blanket in tow, and say, “That’s what being<br />
naked for the Naked <strong>Issue</strong> is all about Charlie<br />
Brown.”<br />
...“MSAF” From Page 3 ed on every two years at every SUNY school, it<br />
opportunities here as possible, and for that we hasn’t been voted on at <strong>Purchase</strong> for about six.<br />
need a mandatory student activities fee.” This is because either previous PSGA’s did not<br />
Besides being harmful to the school’s extracurricular<br />
realize <strong>this</strong> was mandated, or because they<br />
activities, a voluntary student ac-<br />
realized what a drawback it would be to the<br />
tivities fee is impractical.<br />
college if the student activities fee were voluntary,<br />
“First of all, you’d have the issue of collecting<br />
said Stromberg.<br />
the fee from everyone who chose to pay it,” “I think <strong>this</strong> would really hurt <strong>Purchase</strong>,”<br />
said PSGA President Jon Stromberg. “Clubs, said Ana Orellana, a member of Latinos Unidos.<br />
organizations and services would not be able<br />
“If we didn’t have the fee, <strong>this</strong> school<br />
to plan for a budget because they wouldn’t would basically be strictly academic. The way<br />
know how much they would be getting until people get to know each other on <strong>this</strong> campus<br />
around October of that year. The PSGA budget is through clubs, not classes. I can’t imagine<br />
we’re working on now would be pointless.” <strong>Purchase</strong> without everything the student activities<br />
There would also be no way of making<br />
fee pays for.”<br />
sure that only students who paid the voluntary “Everything is funded by <strong>this</strong> fee,” said<br />
fee would benefit from its uses.<br />
Ritchie. “Culture Shock, pre-shock, the GLBTU<br />
and their faith.<br />
I<br />
Though the SUNY Board of Trustees mandates<br />
that the student activity fee status be vot-<br />
see all of that disappear.” I<br />
Striptease, Fall Fest…it would be a shame to<br />
know about the election but I look forward to Culture Shock. I* I wish Neil Fridd were running again. CONTINUATIONS19<br />
I<br />
... “Passover” From Page 3<br />
holidays in the Jewish year. The Culture<br />
Shock scheduling is yet another indicator of<br />
the administration’s and the campus’ lack of<br />
respect for its Jewish population.<br />
“<strong>Purchase</strong> <strong>College</strong> would never have<br />
considered hosting Culture Shock during<br />
Easter weekend, which sometimes occurs<br />
in April, just like Passover. There is a large<br />
Jewish community on campus who now have<br />
to make a decision as to how they celebrate<br />
Passover and possibly put their traditional<br />
customs aside in order to participate in a<br />
campus-wide celebration, or attend Passover<br />
Seder meals and miss out on one of the most<br />
looked forward to events on campus,” said<br />
Ruth Kleinman, Hillel Program Director.<br />
<strong>In</strong> a campus-wide email sent out <strong>this</strong><br />
morning, the PSGA did issue an apology: “On<br />
behalf of the PSGA, I would like to apologize<br />
for the conflict of Culture Shock with the<br />
Passover holiday weekend.”<br />
However, <strong>this</strong> brief apology was buried<br />
in a very long email pertaining to the Culture<br />
Shock itinerary, and is hardly consolation<br />
for the many Jewish students who must now<br />
choose between their campus, their families,
It may look classy on the front, but what about the <strong>In</strong>dy<br />
I was going to go to the interest meetings,<br />
but then I got high.<br />
Must the models show their genitals? I mean I<br />
would do it but having everyone see the works<br />
might scare some people.<br />
I got fucked by the<br />
devil last night, he<br />
sure fucked the hell<br />
outta me!<br />
Can my friend and I do a<br />
picture together?<br />
Can I wear boots?<br />
Is there any way we can<br />
prevent faculty from<br />
seeing the issue? haha.<br />
Can we do a “Barely Legal” Naked <strong>Issue</strong>?<br />
C: condoms are cute<br />
K: yeah, they’re like<br />
socks for your penis!<br />
Will there for sure be a naked<br />
issue again next year?<br />
To the girl in the hub<br />
with the wooden leg and<br />
the mug of Black Strap:<br />
you shiver me timbers.<br />
Hey “So Silly” -<br />
You’ve got a beautiful smile.<br />
“I Don’t Have AIDS” is<br />
not smart enough to be<br />
controversial and it’s not<br />
even worth my time.<br />
If for these peoples<br />
the Sahara was an<br />
ocean, then, indeed,<br />
the camel was the<br />
ship of the desert.<br />
K: I think I hear someone crying<br />
in the common room...<br />
C: Aw, shit! My noodles!<br />
Z: Do you think I should drop out<br />
of summer school?<br />
J: Well, do you wanna throw 5 on 2<br />
L or not?<br />
Office of Res Life= ORL [ORAL?]<br />
girl 1: I don’t wear underwear<br />
underneath my skirts<br />
boy 1: same here<br />
I have a fever,<br />
and the only<br />
prescription is more<br />
cowbell.<br />
To the person wanting Girl<br />
Scout Cookies: Ihave them.<br />
call me @ x 3103<br />
I put my pants on just like you guys:<br />
one leg at a time. The only difference<br />
is once I have my pants on I make<br />
gold records.<br />
To the person who paints the<br />
bricks: you’re awesome. Don’t stop<br />
what you’re doing.<br />
To the person who embroiders bricks: I’m making<br />
a movie about your work; we need to talk.<br />
P.O. Box #1508<br />
I have the biggest ego<br />
but really low selfesteem.<br />
Does that make<br />
sense to you?<br />
Where is the Starbucks?<br />
What the Dog Bus?<br />
Swing Dance Club<br />
Wednesdays @9pm<br />
in studio 'C'<br />
Okay, if we smoke today then we really<br />
need to be serious about not smoking<br />
A: How will we get people<br />
hooked on our new sort of<br />
music?<br />
B: By lacing it with cocaine!<br />
-What is 'kim-chee'?<br />
-Cabbled Piggage<br />
I’m torn into pieces. And threw<br />
every piece into a fire. As they<br />
burned it hurt because I was so<br />
happy for you.<br />
The KKK should have been accused of<br />
witchcraft and heracy along with racism.<br />
I’ve got a screw loose<br />
and no washers for my<br />
nuts.<br />
-the janitor<br />
If only Helen Keller<br />
could see you now.<br />
What the FUCK do I do with<br />
a receipt from the hub?!<br />
I lose nouns in tall grass.<br />
Rusty-Mack is the<br />
sexiest drummer Alive!!!<br />
p.s. Happy birthday! I<br />
love you