CHANGES SMALL FROM WINTER'S HALL By Dr Justin ... - RCPI
CHANGES SMALL FROM WINTER'S HALL By Dr Justin ... - RCPI
CHANGES SMALL FROM WINTER'S HALL By Dr Justin ... - RCPI
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<strong>CHANGES</strong> <strong>SMALL</strong> <strong>FROM</strong> WINTER’S <strong>HALL</strong><br />
<strong>By</strong> <strong>Dr</strong> <strong>Justin</strong> Brophy<br />
Weary and wounded, harassed near deranged<br />
To add to our woes we’ve a Diploma arranged<br />
Two days from your schedule, you must be insane<br />
But with WebEx and book club there’s even more pain<br />
So switch off your I-phone and your sceptical brain<br />
In ten months or less you’ll not be the same.<br />
Thrown in with all sorts of hopefuls and lost<br />
Each table assembles a toy head of sorts<br />
High chiefs and knife men, a shrink and gas passers<br />
All huddle thorough muddles, think this should be a Masters<br />
No time to think, fall asleep or complain<br />
With HSE paying it’s no gain without pain.<br />
First comes Blue Peter all knowing and bringing<br />
Who needles and nudges all doubts and misgivings<br />
To hope, faith and action with post it’s and pencils<br />
Come flow charts and drawings, change making utensils<br />
He’s never defeated by negative talk<br />
Peter you’ll notice has walked the long walk.<br />
Next up is Uma, safety Goddess protectress<br />
that’s Kotagal not Thurman, you medical lechers<br />
For Cleveland and Ireland from all her good letters<br />
Our safety stuff just gets better and better<br />
Now coffee with Uma should always be missed but to sup at her table is safety bliss<br />
Steely resolve with data and graphs, you know she means business but still has some<br />
laughs.<br />
Next we have Pat, Dame Shirley Bassey of safety<br />
Sings change test so small just do them right hasty<br />
From Scotland’s true grit come practical tools<br />
To fix up our system and make better rules<br />
Her PDSA cycles just never go down hill<br />
But round and around ‘til the missions a done deal<br />
Now Paul is quiet, but oh so persuasive<br />
With six sigma, pareto, we defeat the evasive<br />
While the run rates and data may give cause for alarm<br />
His control charts will say if its positive harm<br />
He’ll coach you and coax you through swampland so boggy<br />
You’ll come out with a spreadsheet, your brain much less foggy<br />
Now what does one say about Prof. Martin Fellenz<br />
Like it or not you’ll like when he ends<br />
No questions to answer your stage fright suspends
But leading the change the message he sends<br />
Now one thing is most clear, despite all our amends<br />
We can all kiss goodbye to that Mercedes Benz<br />
David keeps wise words, always at ready<br />
Vicky’s arrangement keeps the whole ship so steady<br />
Visiting bigwigs and dial in occasions<br />
Make up the programme and seal our vocations<br />
We’ll be glad to be finished but sad when it’s over<br />
And bid fond farewell to comrades all over.<br />
Now characters many exist in the room<br />
Too many to mention, new friends we assume<br />
But how can we leave out Professor James Bond<br />
Who’s hand washed his colleagues with car parking wand<br />
His analytical mind just hates the absurd<br />
But even he would agree he’s been shaken and stirred.<br />
More than we’ve signed for and plenty demanded<br />
We fortunate ones on two feet had landed<br />
With patients in front and standardisation<br />
We’ve have no excuse but make safer the nation.<br />
Soon back to the day job, the treadmill, the grind<br />
Better equipped to mend problems we find<br />
Pleased and fatigued, but no longer exhausted<br />
We commit to sustain don’t ask what it costed<br />
A big word of thanks to all present here<br />
And while knowing it’s unsafe, it’s time for a beer.