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BLACK SCREEN<br />

MAIN TITLES<br />

IT'S SILENT. A BEAT...AND AN EXPLOSION OF SOUND. A HOUSEHOLD<br />

IN THE MORNING. KIDS GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. CLOCK RADIOS.<br />

KITCHEN APPLIANCES. SHOWERS. FIGHTING. PEOPLE YELLING. DOG<br />

BARKING. APPLIANCES BUZZING. CAR HORNS. IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE<br />

YOUR HOUSE DID. STREAMS OF ROCK'N ROLL FADE IN AND OUT. HUEY<br />

LEWIS TO LIONEL RITCHIE TO HUSKER DU. SURROUND MAKES IT FEEL<br />

LIKE YOU'RE IN THE ROOM. AN AURAL TOUR OF A HOUSE ON A SCHOOL<br />

MORNING. BEGINING IN THE KITCHEN AND MOVING UPSTAIRS.<br />

FATHER'S VOICE (TOM)<br />

Where's my wallet?!<br />

YOU IDIOT!!<br />

MOM!<br />

SHUT-UP!<br />

SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY (TODD)<br />

TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL (KIMBERLY)<br />

TODD<br />

EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL (JEANIE)<br />

I NEED A TOWEL!!<br />

JOYCE!<br />

TOM<br />

KIMBERLY<br />

(whispers, sadistic)<br />

When you turn ten, your head's going<br />

to swell up real big like a watermelon<br />

and we're going to have to put you<br />

to sleep like they do with a dog.<br />

MOM!<br />

JOYCE!!<br />

TODD<br />

TOM<br />

JEANIE<br />

WHO PISSED ON THE TOILET SEAT!?<br />

MOTHER!!<br />

TOM<br />

Where's Mom?<br />

TODD<br />

Is my head going to swell up?<br />

What?!<br />

TOM

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