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35.<br />

ROONEY<br />

I don't know. I thought you were<br />

someone else. You have to know, sir,<br />

that I would never deliberately insult<br />

you. I can't begin to tell you how<br />

embarrassed I am.<br />

CAMERON'S VOICE<br />

Pardon my French but you're an<br />

asshole!<br />

Rooney nods enthusiastically.<br />

INT. KITCHEN<br />

ROONEY<br />

Absolutely! I most certainly am.<br />

Cameron lays into Rooney.<br />

CAMERON<br />

<strong>This</strong> isn't over yet, buster. You<br />

just make sure my daughter's out in<br />

front of the school in ten minutes.<br />

Do you read me?<br />

ROONEY'S VOICE<br />

Load and clear, Mr. Peterson.<br />

CAMERON<br />

Call me sir, goddamn it!<br />

Sir.<br />

ROONEY'S VOICE<br />

CAMERON<br />

That's better.<br />

<strong>Ferris</strong> strolls into the kitchen to catch the last of the<br />

conversation. Cameron covers the phone.<br />

CAMERON (CONT'D)<br />

(to <strong>Ferris</strong>)<br />

I'm scared shitless, <strong>Ferris</strong>! What is<br />

Rooney guesses my voice!<br />

FERRIS<br />

Impossible. You're doing great.<br />

Cameron sighs and goes back to the phone.<br />

CAMERON<br />

(clears his throat)<br />

I don't have all day to bark at you<br />

so I'll make this short and sweet.<br />

<strong>Ferris</strong> gives Cameron an enthusiastic thumbs up.

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