Ferris Bueller's Day Off by John Hughes This ... - Screenplay.com
Ferris Bueller's Day Off by John Hughes This ... - Screenplay.com
Ferris Bueller's Day Off by John Hughes This ... - Screenplay.com
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35.<br />
ROONEY<br />
I don't know. I thought you were<br />
someone else. You have to know, sir,<br />
that I would never deliberately insult<br />
you. I can't begin to tell you how<br />
embarrassed I am.<br />
CAMERON'S VOICE<br />
Pardon my French but you're an<br />
asshole!<br />
Rooney nods enthusiastically.<br />
INT. KITCHEN<br />
ROONEY<br />
Absolutely! I most certainly am.<br />
Cameron lays into Rooney.<br />
CAMERON<br />
<strong>This</strong> isn't over yet, buster. You<br />
just make sure my daughter's out in<br />
front of the school in ten minutes.<br />
Do you read me?<br />
ROONEY'S VOICE<br />
Load and clear, Mr. Peterson.<br />
CAMERON<br />
Call me sir, goddamn it!<br />
Sir.<br />
ROONEY'S VOICE<br />
CAMERON<br />
That's better.<br />
<strong>Ferris</strong> strolls into the kitchen to catch the last of the<br />
conversation. Cameron covers the phone.<br />
CAMERON (CONT'D)<br />
(to <strong>Ferris</strong>)<br />
I'm scared shitless, <strong>Ferris</strong>! What is<br />
Rooney guesses my voice!<br />
FERRIS<br />
Impossible. You're doing great.<br />
Cameron sighs and goes back to the phone.<br />
CAMERON<br />
(clears his throat)<br />
I don't have all day to bark at you<br />
so I'll make this short and sweet.<br />
<strong>Ferris</strong> gives Cameron an enthusiastic thumbs up.