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33.<br />

ROONEY (CONT'D)<br />

(to phone)<br />

That's right. Cart the stiff in and<br />

I'll turn over your daughter. It's<br />

school policy. Was this your mother?<br />

Rooney's other line rings.<br />

INT. SECRETARY'S OFFICE<br />

She steps out of Rooney's office and picks up the other line.<br />

Her jaw drops.<br />

SECRETARY<br />

Ed Rooney's office.<br />

SECRETARY (CONT'D)<br />

Hold, please.<br />

She puts the call on hold and hangs up. She hurried into<br />

Rooney's office.<br />

INT. DEAN'S OFFICE<br />

Rooney's chewing out the person on the other line.<br />

ROONEY<br />

I'll tell you what, you don't like<br />

my policies, you can just <strong>com</strong>e on<br />

down and smooch <strong>by</strong> big old ugly ass.<br />

You hear me?<br />

The secretary <strong>com</strong>es in. She's waving her arms furiously.<br />

Rooney tries to wave her away. He's angry. She stomps her<br />

foot. Rooney covers the phone.<br />

What!?<br />

ROONEY (CONT'D)<br />

CU. ROONEY'S FOOT<br />

SECRETARY<br />

<strong>Ferris</strong> <strong>Bueller's</strong> on line two.<br />

It freezes in mid-tap.<br />

CU. ROONEY'S HAND<br />

The pencils falls from his fingers.<br />

CU. ROONEY'S FACE<br />

A mask of horror. He glances at the phone.

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