esprit - The University of Scranton
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he’s the only jewish superhero who sucks<br />
He’s the only Jewish superhero.<br />
the thing is jewish—the thing does not suck<br />
<strong>The</strong> Thing is not Jewish.<br />
ten dollars<br />
What?<br />
ten dollars the thing is jewish<br />
No.<br />
wikipedia says the thing is jewish<br />
Fine. I bow to your superior knowledge <strong>of</strong> superhero religions.<br />
send $10 with the social security card<br />
Fine.<br />
Hey, I found your card. I mailed it today.<br />
thx. did you see my lighter anywhere?<br />
No. Buy a new lighter.<br />
can’t<br />
<strong>The</strong>y’re like a dollar or something.<br />
my lighter is a 1958 zippo slim<br />
Oh. Sorry. I didn’t see it anywhere.<br />
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