Carpe Diem - St. Pius X Catholic High School
Carpe Diem - St. Pius X Catholic High School
Carpe Diem - St. Pius X Catholic High School
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y Britney<br />
Spears, donate<br />
your radio to<br />
charity. If you<br />
have a favorite<br />
character<br />
from MTV’s<br />
Real World<br />
series, kick in<br />
your television<br />
set. If you<br />
get a monthly<br />
subscription of<br />
any periodical<br />
that has age<br />
references<br />
in the title<br />
including and<br />
not limited to Seventeen, Teen People, and Teen Vogue, don’t burn<br />
them because that would be harming the environment (which is so<br />
un-Indie), but recycle them immediately. Everyone knows Indie rockers never allow<br />
mainstream influences pollute their superior nonconformist minds. You are required<br />
to absorb only obscure alternative music that no one has ever heard of, but you<br />
Wetland Wonder<br />
James Watters<br />
must dropped them as soon as they become famous. You cannot mention bands like<br />
Violent Femmes or Pixies because everyone is familiar with their music. Randomly<br />
throw in an esoteric band name like Galaxie 500 during an Indie rocker gathering<br />
and you get instantaneous acclaim. Also, true Indie rockers participate only in antimainstream<br />
activities. The best way to expose your maverick side is by protesting.<br />
It doesn’t matter what you’re protesting exactly, just as long as it appears to be a<br />
profound problem or social matter that is not in accordance with the Indie mode of<br />
thinking. Create a catchy slogan or jargon for your issue and you get bonus points.<br />
But if your issue or slang becomes too popular than you lose all your Indie cred<br />
(Indie-speak for credibility).<br />
Have you rejected old hygiene habits? Are you dressed in an eccentric<br />
outfit found in the bottom barrels of your local thrift store? Have you perfected<br />
your jaded facial expression? Do you only listen to unknown alternative bands on<br />
dedicated music labels? Have you picketed at a bizarre demonstration? If you<br />
answered “yes” to all these questions then dust off your Chuck Taylor’s and pat<br />
yourself on the back- you are officially and Indie rocker! But remember don’t be too<br />
excited. That would mean you are trying to look cooler than you actually are. And<br />
everyone knows there is no greater sin the Indie world.<br />
<strong>Carpe</strong> <strong>Diem</strong> 2005<br />
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