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“Yes, there is,” a voice said.<br />
“No there isn’t,” he wrote.<br />
“You stay out of this,” a voice said. “Listen to me. This is no good.<br />
This is nonsense. You can’t bring reality into fiction like this. There’s no<br />
need for it. This isn’t about you.”<br />
“Of course it’s about me,” he thought. “Everything I write is about<br />
me.”<br />
“I’ve noticed,” a voice said. “But if you want to have success as a<br />
writer, you’re going to have to get over that hump. You’ve got to learn<br />
to characterize, plot, structure––build the story from the ground up.<br />
What kind of writer do you want to be?”<br />
“A great one!” he thought.<br />
He smiled. “Great,” a voice said. “And you can be, but this isn’t the<br />
way to do it. You have to work at it. You can’t just sit down and type,<br />
willy nilly, whatever thoughts come flying into your head.”<br />
“Why not?” he thought.<br />
“Because,” a voice said. “It just––it doesn’t work that way!”<br />
“Why not?” he thought.<br />
“Very funny,” a voice said. “But I’m serious. This isn’t going<br />
anywhere.”<br />
“Yes it is,” he thought.<br />
“No, it isn’t,” a voice said. “And get control of your damn commaplacement,<br />
would you?”<br />
“What if I don’t?”<br />
“I swear to God,” a voice said.<br />
“What?” he thought.<br />
“Okay,” he wrote. “Come on, guys.”<br />
“Are you threatening me?” he thought. “Because I’ll kill you.”<br />
“Bring it on,” a voice said.<br />
“Okay,” he wrote. “This has got to stop.”<br />
He stopped. “I need a fucking break.”<br />
Too bad, kid. Truth be told, there are no breaks, in the Twilight<br />
Zone.<br />
“Whoa!” he thought. “That’s awesome!”<br />
“No,” a voice said. “It’s not. It makes no sense.”<br />
“Sure it does!” he thought. “Think of the implications!”<br />
“I don’t want to,” a voice said. “They don’t matter. Look, just<br />
because you somehow managed to turn this thing around and make it<br />
into a story doesn’t mean anything. You still have no idea how you did<br />
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