HLI Chronicle 1915 - The Royal Highland Fusiliers
HLI Chronicle 1915 - The Royal Highland Fusiliers
HLI Chronicle 1915 - The Royal Highland Fusiliers
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HIGHLAND tIGHT INFANTRY CHRONICLE.<br />
Si<br />
11th Battalion Notes.<br />
THE DOINGS OF JOHN DONNOLLY,<br />
REGnrENTAL Q.M.S.<br />
On Service" Somewhere in France."<br />
(Not to be communicated to the Press.)<br />
JOHN DONNOLLY, Regimental Q.M.S. of the<br />
11th Battalion H.L.I., at a certain place in<br />
France and on a certain date, was suddenly<br />
afflicted with a brain wave (or what the higher<br />
military authorities would term a " brilliant<br />
military scheme "). It took the form of a<br />
sudden desire to endeavour to relieve our<br />
worthy Quartermaster, Lieut. DrawbeIl, of<br />
one of his most strenuous duties-namely, to<br />
draw supplies. Now, as everybody knows<br />
who knows active service and billets, drawing<br />
supplies necessitates in most cases the covering<br />
of a few miles (to be more precise, kilometres,<br />
in this part of the world), and, in addition, an<br />
early start.<br />
Now, these two facts were undoubtedly<br />
the cause of the following catastrophe. On<br />
the evening of the day before John Donnolly<br />
was at some pains to assure the Quartermaster<br />
that he could proceed to to draw supplies<br />
the following morning. So persistent was he<br />
in affirming this fact that the Quartermaster<br />
began to think he had been wasting his time<br />
drawing supplies at all. It was eventually<br />
decided that John Dormolly would draw<br />
them the following morning. Now, on service<br />
it is a strict rule that nobody rides on wagons<br />
except the driver, and he rides on the horse's<br />
back, so the next question to be settled was<br />
how John Donnolly was to get to the place<br />
of issue (Regimental Quartermaster-Sergts.<br />
not usually being guilty of walking further<br />
than necessary-in peace time usually from<br />
the Stores to the Sergeants' Mess, and sometimes<br />
vice versa). A bicycle was out of the<br />
question, due to the fact that our frienrl could<br />
not ride one, so the Quartermaster suggested<br />
his horse. Yes, John could ride a horse (we<br />
thought he had been a cowboy in his younger<br />
days by the way he talked), so it was arranged<br />
that the transport sergeant would have the<br />
Quartermaster's horse saddled up at 5-30<br />
a.m., ready to start. <strong>The</strong> Quartermaster<br />
determined then and there to have a long<br />
lie in the next morning,<br />
At 5-30 a.m. in Regimental Headquarters<br />
there is as a rule nothing doing; therefore<br />
wh~n John appeared on the scene at that<br />
hour one solitary transport man, plus the<br />
sentry at the gate and the Quartermaster's<br />
horse, was the only visible sign of life. Exaotly<br />
what happened at 5-30 a.m. precise I do not<br />
know, but within a few moments the whole<br />
camp was aroused by the yells of the tram!<br />
port man calling for help. John Donnolly<br />
could not get up on the horse's back! Several<br />
transport men, in night attire, together with<br />
the transport sergeant, rushed to the scene,<br />
and after very strenuous efforts at last<br />
succeeded in getting .John into the saddle<br />
and started on his journey. Now, the distance<br />
from this point to the exit gate was 50 yards,<br />
a distance John covered beautifully. Arriving<br />
at the gate something happened. Neither<br />
the gentle persuasion of the sentry nor the<br />
kind words of John could move the fiery<br />
steed another inch. Oonsiderable and valuable<br />
time was therefore lost, and rations for that<br />
day were· in jeopardy, when John decided<br />
to dismount by the simple expedient of<br />
sliding down the animal's tail, a method of<br />
dismounting recommended by John. At about<br />
6-15 a.m. the transport man was seen leading<br />
the horse back to billets, and .rohn was<br />
marching to draw rations. <strong>The</strong> incident has<br />
caused great controversy in the camp. Some<br />
maintain that, being so early in the morning,<br />
the horse was asleep, and consequently could<br />
not go, while others say the light touch of<br />
John's hands on the reins reminded the brute<br />
of the days he used to draw a dray, and, not<br />
being desirous of reverting to his former<br />
occupation, he decided not to move. At all<br />
events rations were late, and the veterinary<br />
surgeon certifies that the horse is suffering<br />
from a severe fit of laughing-so much so that<br />
when we are on the march they have to blindfold<br />
the brute on the approach of a Regimental<br />
Quartermaster-Sergeant, and the Quartermaster<br />
continues to draw supplies.<br />
DonnoIly Sahib now suffers terribly with<br />
nightmare, and has visions of fiery steeds.<br />
Finis.-As the worthy John is jealous of<br />
his reputation as an equestrian he has decided<br />
to return to his old love, the wooden horse,:<br />
in preference to the meat one.