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4 Corners Newsletter - Vol 2 - Central Queensland University

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Anthem of the 2%<br />

(Rockhampton’s Anthem, sung to<br />

Janis Joplin’s tune Mercedes Benz)<br />

Oh Lord<br />

Won’t you grant me an extension<br />

please<br />

My friends have distinctions<br />

I’m down on my knees<br />

I’ve not worked at all this year<br />

So listen to my plea<br />

Oh Lord won’t you grant me an<br />

extension please<br />

Oh Lord<br />

Please give an Informal Review<br />

My paper is crap<br />

So I’m counting on you<br />

Excuse that there’s no<br />

references<br />

I haven’t got a clue<br />

Oh Lord, won’t you grant me an<br />

Informal Review<br />

The School’s uber party<br />

theme - Be who you<br />

want to be - generated<br />

lots of laughter and<br />

frivolity as many indulged<br />

private fantasies.<br />

Oh Lord<br />

Won’t you grant me a deferred<br />

exam<br />

The terms nearly over<br />

And it’s too late to cram<br />

My dog has just died – the hard<br />

drive is fried<br />

I’m really in a jam<br />

Oh Lord, won’t you grant me a<br />

deferred exam<br />

We now know who wants<br />

to be a fairy princess (with<br />

magic wand) and a super<br />

woman (with funky red<br />

boots.)<br />

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