4 Corners Newsletter - Vol 2 - Central Queensland University
4 Corners Newsletter - Vol 2 - Central Queensland University
4 Corners Newsletter - Vol 2 - Central Queensland University
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Anthem of the 2%<br />
(Rockhampton’s Anthem, sung to<br />
Janis Joplin’s tune Mercedes Benz)<br />
Oh Lord<br />
Won’t you grant me an extension<br />
please<br />
My friends have distinctions<br />
I’m down on my knees<br />
I’ve not worked at all this year<br />
So listen to my plea<br />
Oh Lord won’t you grant me an<br />
extension please<br />
Oh Lord<br />
Please give an Informal Review<br />
My paper is crap<br />
So I’m counting on you<br />
Excuse that there’s no<br />
references<br />
I haven’t got a clue<br />
Oh Lord, won’t you grant me an<br />
Informal Review<br />
The School’s uber party<br />
theme - Be who you<br />
want to be - generated<br />
lots of laughter and<br />
frivolity as many indulged<br />
private fantasies.<br />
Oh Lord<br />
Won’t you grant me a deferred<br />
exam<br />
The terms nearly over<br />
And it’s too late to cram<br />
My dog has just died – the hard<br />
drive is fried<br />
I’m really in a jam<br />
Oh Lord, won’t you grant me a<br />
deferred exam<br />
We now know who wants<br />
to be a fairy princess (with<br />
magic wand) and a super<br />
woman (with funky red<br />
boots.)<br />
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