Script Alice Through The Looking Glass Senior.pdf - Musicline

SCENE FOUR - TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM
(Enter Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Each has a whistle on a string round his neck.)
Both:
Song Four - Two Fat Boys
Two fat boys, two porky people,
Two enormous cousins Tweedledee and Dum.
Two fat boys, always in trouble -
Look out, everybody, here we come!
Two fat boys, two spreading tummies,
Too much cake and too much fizz, and too much pop!
Two fat boys, tubby and chubby,
Once we’re on the move we’re hard to stop!
Dee:
Dum:
Both:
This fat boy’s called Tweedledee,
This fat boy’s called Tweedledum.
Step aside, or you will find that
You’ll be flattened by a big fat tum!
(Dance)
Dum:
Dee:
Dum:
Dee:
Both:
Dum:
Dee:
Both:
Dum:
Dee:
Dum:
Dee:
Dum:
Dee:
Dum:
Dee:
Dum:
Big cream buns make us fatter,
Thin folks stop and star.
Think we’re mad as a hatter-
Pass the butter-dish, ‘cos we don’t care!
Two fat boys, we never diet,
We just love our fish’n’chips, and saveloys.
Come on folks, if you just try it,
You could be as fat as
Two fat boys! (End of song)
Do you see what I see, Tweedledee?
Nohow, Tweedledum. My eyes don’t belong to your head.
(Going over to White Knight’s dropped objects) I see a collection of
strange objects.
(Looking at audience) You’re right. I think they’re called ‘an audience’.
Not out there. Here.
(Looking at objects) You’re right. What a heap of tatterphilia. Let’s
examine them. (They do so.)
What’s this? (Reads label) Self raising hat.
(Picking up an object and reading the label) Winter foot-warmers
for ducks.
(Doing the same) Porridge de-lumper.
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