Informer December 2012 Issue - Woodlynde School
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<strong>December</strong> 19, <strong>2012</strong><br />
MAGAZINE<br />
Horrible-Scopes<br />
Editor’s note: Warning, this article could contain mature<br />
content and may not be suitable for young children.<br />
ARIES- The extreme weather we’ve been having isn’t going to take the holidays off. There is a 50 percent<br />
chance of snow and a 99 percent chance that Jack Frost is going to do more than nip at your nose.<br />
TAURUS- Your parents are going to buy you a pair of really expensive white gold hoops, but you’ll have<br />
to pretend like you don’t even like them because two years ago, Regina George told you that hoop earrings<br />
were “her thing”.<br />
GEMINI- Don’t fret about your size this holiday season. What you lack in height will be made up for in<br />
your high productivity and performance when you are sold into the elf slave-trade industry.<br />
CANCER- Your family will excommunicate you because you made the thrifty and disgusting choice to<br />
bring the leftover desserts from Thanksgiving to Hanukkah.<br />
LEO- You’ll be assigned an eight-page research paper on Kwanzaa, though not even the Internet claims<br />
to know exactly what it is. Good luck finding a single source.<br />
VIRGO- You’ll have to live with the stigma of being THE WORST gift giver in your family when you<br />
choose the last-minute present of magazine subscriptions. Because of a typo, Grandma will receive<br />
Tiger Beat and your One Direction-loving cousin will get Readers Digest.<br />
LIBRA- Make sure you stay on your toes; a man scruffy in red is making sure he knows when you are<br />
sleeping, knows when you are awake, and knows if you have been bad or good. So you better watch your<br />
step for goodness sake. Just kidding! He is actually going to rob you.<br />
SCORPIO- Frosty the Snowman is going to come to life and insult you on your lack of skill in snowball<br />
rolling.<br />
SAGITTARIUS – Because you were too lazy to make plans for bringing in the New Year, you’ll have to<br />
learn the hard way when you’re forced to watch the less-than-tolerable movie New Year’s Eve.<br />
CAPRICORN– You are going to lose the baby Jesus from the coffee table-sized nativity scene. Be ready<br />
to face backlash from your EXTREMELY religious grandmother. As it turns out, a baby carrot is not<br />
only an extremely obvious substitute, but extremely offensive.<br />
AQUARIUS- Reindeer are going on strike, and in this economy you can’t pass up a job. Strap on those<br />
antlers and take one for the team.<br />
PISCES– It turns out the substance you used to make those derides is in fact not clay ... I’ll spare you<br />
the details. Ew.<br />
Music Review:<br />
Battle Born Doesn’t Quite Meet Expectations<br />
Phillip Phillips Has a Few High Points<br />
The Killers Review<br />
As a Killers fanatic, I anticipated only the<br />
best from their new album Battle Born, released<br />
on Sept. 18th.<br />
Their older albums, Sam’s Town, Day and<br />
Age and Hot Fuss, have a special place on my<br />
iPod, and I was<br />
ecstatic to add<br />
Battle Born to<br />
my sacred collection<br />
of their<br />
work.<br />
Frontman Brandon Flowers has a voice<br />
you just can’t miss. It’s the kind of voice that<br />
when you hear it, you automatically know<br />
you’re listening to The Killers. The band as a<br />
whole has been on a roll with their music so<br />
far and I had such high expectations for their<br />
new album.<br />
When I finally<br />
gave the album<br />
a listen,<br />
shockingly, my<br />
heart sank. I was<br />
surprised to find<br />
that they weren’t<br />
as amazing as<br />
they used to be.<br />
Cassia Enright<br />
Magazine Editor<br />
Samantha<br />
Goodman<br />
Music Critic<br />
Their past<br />
songs were as<br />
original as it got,<br />
and I feel as though the tracks in Battle Born<br />
are a little too reminiscent of their previous<br />
hits. The single off of the album, Runaways, is<br />
decent if you aren’t familiar with the band.<br />
For me, though, it just doesn’t cut it.<br />
I would rate this album three out of five<br />
stars.<br />
To be fair, though, I still give them an A for<br />
effort. After all, it’s almost impossible to top<br />
their legendary older music.<br />
All in all, their new album isn’t my cup of<br />
tea. Maybe it’s because I’ve already drank it.<br />
Phillip Phillips Review<br />
Phillip Phillips, crowned as the winner<br />
of American Idol season 11, released<br />
his album charmingly titled, The World<br />
From the Side of the Moon in mid-<br />
November via Interscope Records.<br />
Phillips, being the singer-songwriter<br />
that he is, wrote the majority of songs on<br />
the album with the help of Gregg Wattenberg.<br />
The single off the album, titled Home,<br />
reached number one on the iTunes Pop<br />
chart, and remained in the iTunes Top 5<br />
for eight weeks before it hit double platinum.<br />
Although it sounds highly similar to<br />
basically any song by Mumford and Sons,<br />
Home's lyrics are inspiring, and there is<br />
no doubt that they speak to me.<br />
For example, the line "Settle down, it'll<br />
all be clear; pay<br />
no attention to<br />
the demons;<br />
they fill you<br />
with fear," puts<br />
me in a peaceful<br />
and positive<br />
state of mind.<br />
This would<br />
make an amazing<br />
poem, but<br />
the melody that goes along with it is<br />
nothing to go crazy about.<br />
Although most of the other songs on<br />
the album have the same mellow folk<br />
sound, the track Can't Go Wrong has a<br />
nice, catchy country anthem-like sound to<br />
it. It gives the album just a little bit more<br />
of a variety.<br />
Overall, this record has its high points,<br />
but it's nothing too special. The World<br />
From the Side of the Moon, like its title,<br />
won't be remembered for long.<br />
Director: Sam Mendes<br />
Starring: Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Javier<br />
Bardem, Ralph Fiennes<br />
Page 9<br />
Movie Review:<br />
Skyfall Hits All<br />
the Right Notes<br />
Synopsis: An attack on MI6 pits James Bond<br />
(Craig) against Silva (Bardem), a cyber-terrorist<br />
with a furious vendetta against M (Dench).<br />
Review: The James Bond series is now fifty years<br />
old, and Skyfall is the<br />
Jeremy perfect anniversary present.<br />
It hits all the right<br />
Cooper<br />
Layout notes that one could<br />
Editor want out of a Bond film<br />
— and then some.<br />
After the misstep of Quantum of Solace following<br />
the series high point of Casino Royale, it’s a<br />
huge treat to see the series get back on track.<br />
This is arguably the most well-made Bond film to<br />
date, with gorgeous cinematography, meticulous<br />
direction and stunning action sequences, especially<br />
at the beginning and end.<br />
Daniel Craig continues to excel as James<br />
Bond, further solidifying the argument that he<br />
may well be the best in the role. This time, the<br />
character is not at 100 percent, which allows<br />
Craig to show Bond at his most vulnerable and<br />
determined. Javier Bardem is a great villain. His<br />
character more or less serves as the antithesis to<br />
Bond and it’s another credit to Craig’s performance<br />
that he prevents Bardem from completely<br />
stealing the show.<br />
Skyfall follows the current trend in the series<br />
of being darker and more realistic. However, it<br />
also works as a throwback to the older films, with<br />
the reintroduction of characters such as Q and a<br />
certain car which will delight fans of the classics.<br />
Skyfall also rivals<br />
Casino Royale as the<br />
most emotional film in<br />
the series. This is<br />
largely due to the<br />
character development<br />
of Bond and M.<br />
In addition, the ending<br />
marks a huge<br />
change in the status<br />
quo, showing a brave<br />
decision on the<br />
filmmakers’ part.<br />
Consensus: Skyfall<br />
successfully continues<br />
the trend of a darker, more character-driven<br />
Bond film while also serving as a celebration of<br />
the classics. It’s one of the best in the series to<br />
date and quite possibly the best action film of the<br />
year.<br />
Verdict: 9.3 out of 10<br />
Lincoln Succeeds<br />
Director: Steven Spielberg<br />
Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, Tommy<br />
Lee Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, David<br />
Strathairn<br />
Synopsis: When people think of great U.S. presidents,<br />
they think of Abraham Lincoln. The film<br />
covers the last four months in the life of the<br />
Great Emancipator, played by Daniel Day-Lewis,<br />
as he attempts to end the Civil War and pass the<br />
Thirteenth Amendment, which will rectify slavery.<br />
Consensus: Led by another<br />
staggering performance<br />
from Day-Lewis,<br />
an excellent script, and<br />
one of the best casts of<br />
the year, Lincoln succeeds<br />
where many recent<br />
biopics have failed in<br />
crafting a layered, engaging<br />
and moving portrait<br />
of its iconic subject.<br />
Verdict: 9 out of 10