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2 EXPOSED Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007<br />

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4 EXPOSED Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007<br />

OCT. 07<br />

Page 7<br />

Date Doc<strong>to</strong>r advises against breaking up<br />

roommate’s relationship<br />

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VOLUME ONE / ISSUE TWO<br />

CONTACT US...<br />

Feedback/Letter <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> Edi<strong>to</strong>rs<br />

Love a s<strong>to</strong>ry Hate a s<strong>to</strong>ry Or have a suggestion<br />

E-mail <strong>letters</strong> <strong>to</strong>: edi<strong>to</strong>r@rochesterexposed.<strong>com</strong>.<br />

Letters may be edited for length, clarity and must pertain <strong>to</strong> material published<br />

in EXPOSED. By submitting a letter <strong>to</strong> EXPOSED, you agree that we can edit,<br />

publish, and/or license its publication in print, electronically, and for archival<br />

purposes. Please include your name, address and daytime phone number<br />

(for confi rmation purposes only).<br />

Coedi<strong>to</strong>rs & Edi<strong>to</strong>rial Correspondence:<br />

Stacie Hammer & Anne Reinke<br />

Call 507.281.7437, press 1 for Stacie & 2 for Anne<br />

E-mail: Stacie@rochesterexposed.<strong>com</strong><br />

or Anne@rochesterexposed.<strong>com</strong><br />

Rack Locations:<br />

E-mail: edi<strong>to</strong>r@rochesterexposed.<strong>com</strong> for <strong>com</strong>plete list.<br />

Advertising:<br />

If you would like <strong>to</strong> promote your business in<br />

EXPOSED, call 507.281.7437, press 1 for Stacie.<br />

Page 15<br />

Doc<strong>to</strong>rs, cops and grandmas, <strong>the</strong>y’re<br />

all in. Tat<strong>to</strong>os aren’t just for musicians<br />

and construction workers any more.<br />

Page 8<br />

Musing About, Sarah Shonyo meanders<br />

through booties (no, not those kind of<br />

booties) and breast pumps<br />

Page 10<br />

Event Calendar, our listing of all that’s<br />

cool <strong>to</strong> do<br />

Page 12<br />

In A Flash, a pic<strong>to</strong>rial review of <strong>the</strong> local<br />

bar scene<br />

Page 19<br />

My Deal, Jeffrey Johnson interviews<br />

Kendra Olevson, co-lead singer of<br />

Rochester band Next 2 Nothing<br />

P8<br />

P19<br />

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sign up, and add EXPOSED as your “friend!”<br />

EXPOSED is a monthly publication produced by <strong>the</strong> Small Newspaper Group and<br />

distributed in racks throughout <strong>the</strong> city of Rochester, MN. No part of this publication<br />

may be reprinted or o<strong>the</strong>rwise reproduced without written permission.<br />

EXPOSED does not necessarily endorse <strong>the</strong> claims or<br />

content of advertising or edi<strong>to</strong>rial materials.<br />

COVER - Infinity Tat<strong>to</strong>oing owner<br />

Patrick Brittan adds finishing <strong>to</strong>uches <strong>to</strong><br />

a lotus tat<strong>to</strong>o on Jessica Nelson’s back.<br />

Pho<strong>to</strong> by Exposed’s Amber Stammen<br />

Page 22<br />

Just Asking discovers RENT’s<br />

Jed Resnick loves <strong>the</strong> classics but<br />

karaoke makes him ‘really nervous’<br />

P22<br />

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This Month’s Question: What is one of your quirks<br />

Stacie Hammer<br />

Anne Reinke<br />

Coedi<strong>to</strong>r<br />

Sales Rep<br />

I won’t use a pen if<br />

it is missing its cap.<br />

I see it as broken<br />

and worthless at<br />

that point.<br />

Coedi<strong>to</strong>r<br />

I absolutely hate<br />

Times New Roman<br />

typeface. It makes<br />

me cringe <strong>to</strong> even<br />

type an e-mail in<br />

this font!<br />

Renee Berg<br />

Amber Stammen<br />

Feature Writer<br />

I buy one pair of<br />

jeans, wear <strong>the</strong>m<br />

pretty much every<br />

day, and when <strong>the</strong>y’re<br />

old and tuckered,<br />

I buy a new pair.<br />

Graphic Designer<br />

When I drink whiskey<br />

I seem <strong>to</strong> always<br />

end up running<br />

around my yard<br />

barking at squirrels.<br />

Ryan Bronkema<br />

Jeffrey Johnson<br />

Sarah Shonyo<br />

Columnist<br />

“Date Doc<strong>to</strong>r”<br />

My favorite foods<br />

for dinner are<br />

breakfast foods.<br />

Columnist<br />

Before I go anywhere,<br />

I have <strong>to</strong><br />

check my hair<br />

and makeup.<br />

Columnist<br />

When I brush my<br />

teeth my left hand<br />

is always planted<br />

my hip. I look like<br />

I’m giving <strong>the</strong> sink<br />

a stern lecture.<br />

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Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007 EXPOSED 5<br />

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Oc<strong>to</strong>ber<br />

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19 Gel<br />

20 10,000 Days (TOOL tribute Band)<br />

26-27 Unnatural<br />

November<br />

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9-10 Next 2 Nothing<br />

All bands play from 9:30 p.m. - 1<br />

a.m.<br />

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6 EXPOSED Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007<br />

Leaving it <strong>to</strong> Rochester music <strong>com</strong>munity’s opinion<br />

To <strong>the</strong> Edi<strong>to</strong>rs of Exposed Magazine,<br />

As you know by now, I was featured in an article issued in <strong>the</strong> new Exposed<br />

magazine here in Rochester. I would like <strong>to</strong> tell <strong>to</strong> you that even though <strong>the</strong><br />

general content of <strong>the</strong> article is accurate (since it was an interview that I gave <strong>to</strong><br />

Mr. Jeffrey Johnson and which he agreed <strong>to</strong> send it <strong>to</strong> me before publication) <strong>the</strong><br />

title does not represent me at all. The content gives my opinion about music, my<br />

professional life and <strong>the</strong> way I see my musician friends and professional friends<br />

(also <strong>to</strong>uches in my personal in general). In this article <strong>the</strong>re are a few inaccurate<br />

quotes such as “work with knives during <strong>the</strong> day” I am not a surgeon. For me<br />

<strong>the</strong>se are generally trivial things but <strong>the</strong> part that irritated me, and I believe a few<br />

guitar players in Rochester, is <strong>the</strong> title he gave <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> article “Rochester’s Perfect<br />

Guitarist”. I am disgusted by it, but I am most disgusted by <strong>the</strong> lack of professionalism.<br />

If I would have seen <strong>the</strong> title before, I would have changed <strong>the</strong> title immediately<br />

since it does not reflect at all <strong>the</strong> content of <strong>the</strong> interview and much less<br />

my self. So I would leave it <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> Rochester’s music <strong>com</strong>munity’s discretion <strong>to</strong><br />

agree <strong>to</strong> give an interview <strong>to</strong> this publication. In my opinion, it does not deserve<br />

any consideration from us, <strong>the</strong> Rochester’s music <strong>com</strong>munity.<br />

Sincerely,<br />

Ruben Bonilla Guerrero/Bakkus<br />

915 21st Ave. SE<br />

Rochester • 507-289-1690<br />

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Burgers ...$2.00<br />

Fries ...$1.50<br />

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THURSDAY<br />

Bacon Cheese<br />

Burger (Swiss & Amer.)<br />

$6.95<br />

BOTTLE BEER<br />

Bud Light<br />

$2.45<br />

MONGO<br />

BEERS!<br />

$2.50<br />

HAPPY HOUR!<br />

11 a.m.-2 p.m.<br />

FRIDAY<br />

Fish<br />

Sandwich<br />

$6.95<br />

LUNCH SPECIALS COME WITH A SIDE AND TAP BEER OR POP<br />

SUNDAY<br />

8 p.m.-Midnight<br />

9 oz.<br />

LONG ISLAND<br />

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$2.50<br />

Weekend<br />

Unsigned artists need lovin’ <strong>to</strong>o<br />

1/4 lb. Burger, Fries<br />

and a Beverage...<br />

LETTERS TO THE EDITORS<br />

Hey! I read your magazine for <strong>the</strong> first time and really appreciated it. I think that<br />

you should add a section for unsigned artist in <strong>the</strong> area though. Just a suggestion.<br />

– Anonymous<br />

Keeping people up-<strong>to</strong>-date<br />

I think Rochester has needed something like Exposed for quite some time. I<br />

think it is great having something like this for people our age so we can be up <strong>to</strong><br />

date on what is going on in <strong>the</strong> area. Great article <strong>to</strong>o! Thanks for <strong>the</strong> great addition<br />

<strong>to</strong> our <strong>com</strong>munity.<br />

– Jeff, 23<br />

Expanding beyond Rochester bars<br />

I just wanted <strong>to</strong> let you know that I think Exposed is great with <strong>the</strong> calendar information<br />

all in one place like this. Love that it also had some of <strong>the</strong> happy hour<br />

locations around <strong>to</strong>wn. Just wondering if you can add some of <strong>the</strong> surrounding<br />

area bars also so we can see what is going on <strong>the</strong>re <strong>to</strong>o.<br />

– Thanks. Amy<br />

Love a s<strong>to</strong>ry Hate a s<strong>to</strong>ry Or have a suggestion E-mail <strong>letters</strong> <strong>to</strong>: edi<strong>to</strong>r@rochesterexposed.<strong>com</strong>.<br />

Letters may be edited for length, clarity and must pertain <strong>to</strong> material published in EXPOSED. By submitting a letter <strong>to</strong> EXPOSED, you agree that we can edit, publish, and/or license its publication in print, electronically, and for archival purposes. Please include your name, address and daytime phone number (for confirmation purposes only).<br />

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Saturday<br />

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Sunday<br />

$4.50<br />

Budweiser<br />

$2.45<br />

6 p.m. -9 p.m.<br />

All You Can Eat<br />

Fish, Chicken<br />

Strips & Shrimp<br />

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Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007 EXPOSED 7<br />

THE DATE DOCTOR<br />

By Ryan Bronkema<br />

Dear Date Dr.,<br />

I am in a bit of a predicament... I am 26 years old and<br />

just recently got dumped by my boyfriend. We dated<br />

ever since I moved <strong>to</strong> this area and I don’t know how I<br />

am ever going <strong>to</strong> meet a new guy. I decided <strong>to</strong> try my<br />

luck at eHarmony. After over a half hour of filling out<br />

<strong>the</strong> whole survey thing, <strong>the</strong>y <strong>to</strong>ld me “Sorry, we could<br />

not match you.” What! Help!<br />

– Don’t Want <strong>to</strong> Be<br />

Single Forever<br />

Hello,<br />

I have this roommate that I really like, and we seem <strong>to</strong><br />

have a lot in <strong>com</strong>mon – same career field, same taste<br />

in music, both like sports and working out. He is really<br />

easy <strong>to</strong> talk <strong>to</strong> and good-looking, but <strong>the</strong> problem he<br />

has a girlfriend and I am not sure if he would be interested<br />

in pursuing a guy. What should I do<br />

– Ruminating Roommate<br />

Dear Roommate,<br />

I would never encourage you <strong>to</strong> try <strong>to</strong> break up your roommate’s relationship.<br />

Breaking people up or attempting <strong>to</strong> is never a good idea, especially<br />

if you live with <strong>the</strong> person. The best thing you can do is continue <strong>to</strong> get <strong>to</strong><br />

know him and take it from <strong>the</strong>re. If he is ever going <strong>to</strong> consider anything<br />

with you, it will be based on <strong>the</strong> relationship that <strong>the</strong> two of you have built.<br />

Dear Single Forever,<br />

First off, take a deep breath…<br />

Second, log on<strong>to</strong> your eHarmony<br />

account and double check your<br />

information <strong>to</strong> make sure <strong>the</strong>re wasn’t<br />

some error that led you <strong>to</strong> your lack of harmony. If you go <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> eHarmony<br />

help page, <strong>the</strong> site will walk you through how <strong>to</strong> contact Cus<strong>to</strong>mer Care or<br />

edit your “Match Page”. Give that a try.<br />

While it may be hard <strong>to</strong> believe, eHarmony is not going <strong>to</strong> find a match for<br />

everyone. Knowing that you just got out of a relationship, and that someone<br />

gave you a chance, I am sure <strong>the</strong>re are lots of o<strong>the</strong>r people out <strong>the</strong>re wanting<br />

<strong>to</strong> do <strong>the</strong> same.<br />

If you get <strong>to</strong> a point where he is single and you feel confident enough <strong>to</strong> approach<br />

him about this, you will need <strong>to</strong> take your conversation slow. It would<br />

help <strong>to</strong> start with letting him know that you are gay and see how he takes<br />

that. He may already know you’re gay, which would make this a bit easier. If<br />

he doesn’t know, ease in<strong>to</strong> it, you don’t want <strong>to</strong> freak out your roommate.<br />

The next step is <strong>to</strong> see if he has ever thought about dating men, and it might<br />

be best for you <strong>to</strong> just outright ask him that question. If he says no, you’ll at<br />

least know where he stands! Take it slow and get <strong>to</strong> know each o<strong>the</strong>r; your<br />

answers will be<strong>com</strong>e clear.<br />

Doc<br />

You should consider a singles program in Rochester, like Saavy Singles or<br />

Single in <strong>the</strong> City. Also, this issue of Exposed includes many o<strong>the</strong>r excellent<br />

entertainment options in <strong>the</strong> event calendar. They are great ways <strong>to</strong> get connected<br />

<strong>to</strong> what’s happening in <strong>the</strong> city!<br />

Keep your head up!<br />

Doc<br />

Need dating or relationship advice<br />

Ask <strong>the</strong> Date Doc!<br />

E-mail your question <strong>to</strong><br />

edi<strong>to</strong>r@rochesterexposed.<strong>com</strong>


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MUSING ABOUT<br />

By Sarah Shonyo<br />

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just ano<strong>the</strong>r one of<br />

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As a general rule, children make<br />

me incredibly nervous.<br />

By no means would I consider myself a person who hates<br />

or even dislikes children. I don’t mind looking at <strong>the</strong>m,<br />

and even exchange a smile with <strong>the</strong> occasional <strong>to</strong>ddler<br />

waddling down <strong>the</strong> street. I appreciate <strong>the</strong>ir position as<br />

<strong>the</strong> future leaders of this earth and recognize (at <strong>the</strong> ripe<br />

age of 24) that a child I know <strong>to</strong>day may very well be <strong>the</strong><br />

one wheeling me down <strong>to</strong> ladies’ night at <strong>the</strong> bingo hall<br />

during my golden years.<br />

However, when it <strong>com</strong>es <strong>to</strong> <strong>com</strong>munication with a child<br />

beyond <strong>the</strong> fleeting non-verbal or abstract appreciation, I<br />

am at a loss. Maybe it’s because of <strong>the</strong>ir blatant honesty,<br />

sticky faces, or <strong>com</strong>plete disregard for personal bubbles. I<br />

fear that which I do not understand.<br />

Like most teenagers, I did my fair share of baby-sitting.<br />

I never solicited my services as a baby-sitter, nor did I<br />

actively seek families with young children <strong>to</strong> care for.<br />

No, it was much more underhanded than that. After my<br />

sister, Emily, reached childcare retirement <strong>the</strong> families<br />

she served must have assumed I was <strong>the</strong> next best thing.<br />

Physical similarities aside, where she is inherently nurturing,<br />

maternal, and patient, I am pragmatic, analytical,<br />

and have <strong>the</strong> attention span of a gnat.<br />

Not surprisingly, Emily pursued a master’s degree in<br />

mental health counseling with an emphasis in adolescents<br />

while I had my heart set on criminal psychology.<br />

Our populations of interest, as I once explained <strong>to</strong> my<br />

parents, were really only differentiated by age and number<br />

of tat<strong>to</strong>os.<br />

My fear of children never proved <strong>to</strong> be much of an issue<br />

given my relatively limited exposure <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong>m. That is, until<br />

<strong>the</strong> day my sister decided <strong>to</strong> mess everything up and<br />

announced that she was pregnant. Once I picked my<br />

jaw up off <strong>the</strong> floor and doled out <strong>the</strong> obliga<strong>to</strong>ry hugs, I<br />

faced <strong>the</strong> realization that not only had I just been given<br />

<strong>the</strong> role of Aunt Sarah (which I unders<strong>to</strong>od as “crazy,<br />

single Aunt Sarah”), but this child was going <strong>to</strong> be very<br />

much a part of my life.<br />

Pregnancy does funny things <strong>to</strong> people. I think it made<br />

my sister temporarily blind. She began wearing maternity<br />

pants at 16 weeks because she “just couldn’t believe<br />

how <strong>com</strong>fortable <strong>the</strong>y were.” Never mind <strong>the</strong> front panel<br />

that nearly reached her chin or <strong>the</strong> expandable rear-end.<br />

In an attempt <strong>to</strong> save her from permanent fashion<br />

impairment, I s<strong>to</strong>pped by a pregnant lady s<strong>to</strong>re <strong>to</strong> buy a<br />

dress for her <strong>to</strong> wear when o<strong>the</strong>r people could actually<br />

tell she was pregnant. A very cheery (and very expectant)<br />

saleswoman greeted me at <strong>the</strong> door and helped me<br />

maneuver through a horde of protruding belly but<strong>to</strong>ns<br />

and swollen ankles <strong>to</strong> find what I was looking for.<br />

Somewhere between <strong>the</strong> booties and breast pumps,<br />

<strong>the</strong> saleswoman must have slipped me something.<br />

Before I realized what was<br />

happening, she was strapping<br />

a massive flesh-colored belly<br />

around my waist. I was <strong>the</strong>n instructed <strong>to</strong><br />

try on <strong>the</strong> dresses in order <strong>to</strong> ensure a proper fit for my<br />

similarly-built sister.<br />

My barefoot and pregnant reflection in that brown sun<br />

dress has been permanently emblazoned in <strong>the</strong> very<br />

deepest and darkest part of my mind.<br />

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“You’re glowing!” <strong>the</strong> saleswoman exclaimed.<br />

Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007 EXPOSED 9<br />

“I’m sweating.” I replied.<br />

In fact, forget mandating sex education in schools. Just<br />

strap one of those bellies on<strong>to</strong> high school girls, stuff<br />

<strong>the</strong>m in a sun dress, and force <strong>the</strong>m <strong>to</strong> contemplate <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

reflection in a three-way mirror. They’ll never <strong>to</strong>uch a<br />

boy again.<br />

Or better yet, have <strong>the</strong>m tag along <strong>to</strong> an OB/Gyn appointment.<br />

My sister’s seven month check-up happened <strong>to</strong> fall<br />

on my 23rd birthday. Because I was in <strong>to</strong>wn and had<br />

nothing better <strong>to</strong> do, I agreed <strong>to</strong> ac<strong>com</strong>pany her <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

appointment.<br />

An appointment I <strong>to</strong>tally lost interest in after <strong>the</strong> doc<strong>to</strong>r<br />

astutely remarked that Emily and I looked so much alike<br />

she could hardly tell which one of us was pregnant.<br />

Sou<strong>the</strong>rn Minnesota’s<br />

School of Choice<br />

Courses offered:<br />

• Cosme<strong>to</strong>logy<br />

• Esthiology (Skin Therapist)<br />

• Nail Technology<br />

That’s right, I said seven month check-up.<br />

The last month of Emily’s pregnancy happened <strong>to</strong> be an<br />

unusually busy time in my life. I was set <strong>to</strong> close on my<br />

first home purchase on <strong>the</strong> 16th of December and <strong>the</strong>n<br />

had a big holiday housewarming party planned for <strong>the</strong><br />

23rd.<br />

“Emily,” I said <strong>to</strong> her one November afternoon, “if you<br />

love me you won’t go in<strong>to</strong> labor on <strong>the</strong> 16th or 23rd.<br />

Seriously, just forget <strong>the</strong> cas<strong>to</strong>r oil and keep your legs<br />

crossed till Christmas.”<br />

Rivercenter Plaza<br />

1629 North Broadway Suite 7<br />

Rochester, MN 55906 • 507.280.6910<br />

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ENTERTAINING<br />

SUNDAY 10/7<br />

Music:<br />

7 Day Weekend – North Star Bar<br />

Mannheim Steamroller & Chip Davis – Taylor Arena. 7pm. (Tickets<br />

$40/$50) For more information call 507-287-2222<br />

Room for Gray – Rookies Sports Bar<br />

SUNDAY 10/14<br />

Music:<br />

Schizopathic – North Star Bar. 3pm<br />

Unnatural: Steve Rolbiecki Benefit – North Star Bar. 5pm<br />

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TUESDAY 10/9<br />

TUESDAY 10/16<br />

THURSDAY 10/4<br />

Events:<br />

Bar Bingo: Win Cash and Prizes - Rookies Sports Bar<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

Music:<br />

Larry Rysavy & The Out of Town Czech’s (Polka)<br />

Whistle Binkies on <strong>the</strong> Lake. 9pm<br />

FRIDAY 10/5<br />

Events:<br />

Martini Sunset Techno Night – Westfire Grille. 10pm<br />

5.01 Party – Strikers Corner, Stewartville<br />

Comedy:<br />

Chris Barnes & Michael Callahan – Goonies Comedy Club. 7:30<br />

& 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

7 Day Weekend – North Star Bar<br />

3 Days Later – Strikers Corner, Stewartville. 9pm – 1am<br />

Adam’s Eve – Mickey’s Irish Saloon. 9pm<br />

Inertia – CJ’s Mid<strong>to</strong>wn Lounge<br />

Rev. Raven and <strong>the</strong> Chain-Smokin’ Alter Boys (Blues) – Whiskey<br />

Bones Roadhouse. 9pm<br />

Sarah Morris (Folk/Country) – Dunn Bros: North.<br />

7 - 9:30pm<br />

Swing Inc. (Jazz/Swing) – Canadian Honker.<br />

7:30 – 11:30pm<br />

SATURDAY 10/6<br />

OCTOBER CALENDAR<br />

Events:<br />

Martini Sunset Techno Night – Westfire Grille. 10pm<br />

Oc<strong>to</strong>ber Birthday Bash – Strikers Corner, Stewartville. 7pm-close<br />

Comedy:<br />

Chris Barnes & Michael Callahan – Goonies Comedy Club. 7:30<br />

& 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

7 Day Weekend – North Star Bar<br />

3 Days Later – Strikers Corner, Stewartville. 9pm – 1am<br />

Annie Lawler & <strong>the</strong> Wheel House Band (Americano)<br />

Canadian Honker. 7:30 – 11:30pm<br />

Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) – Whistle Binkies on <strong>the</strong> Lake<br />

(South). 9pm<br />

Felix Derow – Rookies Sports Bar (no cover)<br />

John Berquist (Accordeon) – Dunn Bros: North.<br />

7 – 9:30pm<br />

Plan B – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse. 9pm<br />

Scott Holt Band - Kathy’s Pub. 9:30pm<br />

Events:<br />

Poker League – Westfire Grille 7 & 10pm<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

WEDNESDAY 10/10<br />

Events:<br />

KROC Ladies night with Host Megan Kennedy – Rookies Sports<br />

Bar (Ladies Drinks are $1.05)<br />

Films:<br />

iFilms: International and Independent Films – A drama from<br />

Germany/Switzerland. A s<strong>to</strong>ry of friendship among three women<br />

from Yugoslavia. Rochester Public Library. 6pm. (free).<br />

THURSDAY 10/11<br />

Events:<br />

Bar Bingo: Win Cash and Prizes - Rookies Sports Bar<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

Music:<br />

The Chub’s – Mickey’s Irish Saloon. 9pm<br />

Jagged Easy – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse. 9pm<br />

FRIDAY 10/12<br />

Events:<br />

Rush for Rushford with Six Mile Grove – All proceeds<br />

go <strong>to</strong> Rushford flood victims – Rookies Sports Bar.<br />

(Donations at door)<br />

Comedy:<br />

Christine Stedman & Jeremy Greenburg – Goonies Comedy Club.<br />

7:30 & 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

Annie Lawler & Chris Young – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse<br />

Bakkus – North Star Bar. 9:30pm.<br />

Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) – Whistle Binkies North. 9pm<br />

Booker & Friends (Folk/Classic Rock) – Canadian Honker. 7:30<br />

– 11:30pm.<br />

Chris Young (winner of Nashville Star) – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse.<br />

9pm<br />

Fancy Bastard – Kathy’s Pub<br />

Next 2 Nothing – Striker’s Corner, Stewartville. 9:30pm<br />

The Chub’s – Mickey’s Irish Saloon. 9pm<br />

SATURDAY 10/13<br />

Comedy:<br />

Christine Stedman & Jeremy Greenburg – Goonies Comedy Club.<br />

7:30 & 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

Bakkus – North Star. 9:30pm<br />

Innocent Reggae Band – Whistle Binkies on <strong>the</strong> Lake. 9pm<br />

Long Lost Folk (Folk Trio) – Dunn Bros: North. 7 – 9:30pm<br />

Miles Johnson Jazz Quartet - Canadian Honker.<br />

7:30 – 11:30pm<br />

Moses Oakland – Kathy’s Pub<br />

Next 2 Nothing – Striker’s Corner, Stewartville. 9:30pm<br />

Events:<br />

Poker League – Westfire Grille 7 & 10pm<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

WEDNESDAY 10/17<br />

Events:<br />

KROC Ladies night with Host Megan Kennedy – Rookies (Ladies<br />

Drinks are $1.05)<br />

THURSDAY 10/18<br />

Events:<br />

Bar Bingo: Win Cash and Prizes - Rookies<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

Music:<br />

Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) – Whistle Binkies on <strong>the</strong> Lake<br />

(South). 8pm<br />

Ross William Perry – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse. 9pm<br />

FRIDAY 10/19<br />

Comedy:<br />

The Midnight Swinger & Joe Tyler – Goonies Comedy Club. 7:30<br />

& 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

2 Birds (Classic Rock) - Canadian Honker. 7:30 – 11:30pm.<br />

Gel – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

Gold Standard: CD Release Party - Kathy’s Pub<br />

Jack Knife and The Sharps – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse<br />

Juke Box Heroes (Classic Rock) – Whistle Binkies on <strong>the</strong> Lake<br />

(South). 9pm<br />

Peter Solo & <strong>the</strong> D’Sievers (Jazz) – Dunn Bros: North.<br />

7 – 9:30pm<br />

Ship of Fools – Mickey’s Irish Saloon. 9pm<br />

Smokin’ Coyotes – Striker’s Corner, Stewartville.<br />

Tim Mahoney – Rookies Sports Bar<br />

SATURDAY 10/20<br />

Comedy:<br />

The Midnight Swinger & Joe Tyler – Goonies Comedy Club. 7:30<br />

& 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

10,000 Days (Tool Tribute Band) – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

High Contrast - Canadian Honker. 8 – 11:30pm.<br />

Larry Meyer (Folk) – Whistle Binkies North. 9pm<br />

Orange Whip – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse<br />

Shoveldance – Westfire Grille. 8pm<br />

Smokin’ Coyotes – Striker’s Corner, Stewartville.<br />

Trevor Marty (Folk/Bluegrass) – Dunn Bros, North.<br />

7 – 9:30pm<br />

Undone – Kathy’s Pub<br />

TUESDAY 10/23<br />

Events:<br />

Poker League – Westfire Grille 7 & 10pm<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

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WEDNESDAY 10/24<br />

Events:<br />

KROC Ladies night with Host Megan Kennedy – Rookies<br />

(Ladies Drinks are $1.05)<br />

THURSDAY 10/25<br />

Events:<br />

Bar Bingo: Win Cash and Prizes – Rookies Sports Bar<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

Music:<br />

Radia<strong>to</strong>rs– Whiskey Bones Roadhouse.<br />

Theater:<br />

RENT (Broadway Musical) – Taylor Arena. 8pm.<br />

Tickets $55/$45/$39.50/$29/50/$20*.<br />

For more information call: 507-287-2222.<br />

FRIDAY 10/26<br />

Comedy:<br />

David Graham & Danny Browning – Goonies Comedy<br />

Club. 7:30 & 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

2 O’ Clock Jump (Jazz/Blues/Swing) - Canadian Honker.<br />

7:30 – 11:30pm.<br />

Annie Lawler & Wheelhouse – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse<br />

Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) – Whistle Binkies North. 9pm<br />

Big Bro<strong>the</strong>r Bad – Kathy’s Pub. 9:30pm<br />

DJ Bro<strong>the</strong>r Jules – Westfire Grille. 10pm<br />

Jesse & Mark Diedrich (Folk Rock) – Dunn Bros, North.<br />

7 – 9:30pm<br />

Next 2 Nothing – Pine Island Pool & Pins.<br />

Tim Fast (Acoustic/Folk/Americana) – Redwood Room.<br />

7pm<br />

Unnatural – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

SATURDAY 10/27<br />

Events:<br />

All Hallow’s Eve Drag Show – Rookies Sports Bar ($10 at<br />

<strong>the</strong> door, $2 off with costume – All proceeds <strong>to</strong> AIDS Walk)<br />

Halloween Costume Contest – Westfire Grille. 10pm-2am.<br />

(No Cover)<br />

Comedy:<br />

David Graham & Danny Browning – Goonies Comedy<br />

Club. 7:30 & 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

Big Wu & special guest – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse.<br />

Bruce Bungum Band (Classic Rock) – Whistle Binkies on<br />

<strong>the</strong> Lake (South). 9pm<br />

Incogni<strong>to</strong> – Strikers Corner, Stewartville<br />

Next 2 Nothing – Pine Island Pool & Pins.<br />

Peter Solo & <strong>the</strong> Dsievers (Classic Jazz) - Canadian Honker.<br />

7:30 – 11:30pm.<br />

The Feelin Band – Kathy’s Pub. 9pm-2am<br />

Tim Fast (Acoustic/Folk/Americana) – Redwood Room.<br />

7pm<br />

Unnatural (Halloween Show) – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

Dancing:<br />

37th Street Gold (Live Big Band Music) – Blue Moon<br />

Ballroom. Lesson 7:30-8pm, Dancing 8-11pm, DJ music<br />

11-midnight.<br />

SUNDAY 10/28<br />

Music:<br />

Mercy Me (Contemporary Christian) Taylor Arena. 6pm.<br />

(Tickets $18-28) For more information call 507-287-2222.<br />

Tim Fast (Acoustic/Folk/Americana) – Redwood Room.<br />

7pm<br />

TUESDAY 10/30<br />

Events:<br />

PA & Dubay Show (Guest appearances by Vikings<br />

players-TBD) – Westfire Grille. 9am-noon<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

Poker League – Westfire Grille 7 & 10pm<br />

WEDNESDAY 10/31<br />

Events:<br />

KROC Ladies Night and Costume Contest – Rookies Sports<br />

Bar (Ladies Drinks are $1.05)<br />

Dancing:<br />

Halloween Costume Party – Blue Moon Ballroom. Lesson<br />

7-7:30pm, Dancing 7:30-10pm ($8)<br />

Music:<br />

Jason Ricci & costume contest – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse<br />

THURSDAY 11/1<br />

Events:<br />

Bar Bingo: Win Cash and Prizes - Rookies<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

FRIDAY 11/2<br />

Comedy:<br />

Bob & Tom Comedy All Stars – Mayo Civic Center. 7:30pm.<br />

(Tickets $28.50) For more info call: 507-287-2222.<br />

Demetrius Nicodemus & Ken Schultz – Goonies Comedy<br />

Club. 7:30 & 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

3 Days Later – CJ’s Mid<strong>to</strong>wn Lounge. 9pm – 1am<br />

Icon – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

Petit Blues Band – Whiskey Bones Roadhouse. 9pm<br />

The Chubs – Strikers Corner Stewartville<br />

SATURDAY 11/3<br />

Events:<br />

Men of Vegas Dancers<br />

Rookies Sports Bar ($1.05)<br />

Comedy:<br />

Demetrius Nicodemus &<br />

Ken Schultz – Goonies Comedy<br />

Club. 7:30 & 10pm. ($12<br />

in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

3 Days Later – CJ’s Mid<strong>to</strong>wn<br />

Lounge. 9pm – 1am<br />

Hames Thomas (Acoustic<br />

Rock) – Whistle Binkies on<br />

<strong>the</strong> Lake (South). 9pm<br />

Stir – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

The Chubs – Strikers Corner,<br />

Stewartville<br />

The Herbert Wiser Band<br />

Kathy’s Pub<br />

TUESDAY 11/6<br />

Events:<br />

Poker League<br />

North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

Poker League<br />

Westfire Grille 7 & 10pm<br />

WEDNESDAY 11/7<br />

Events:<br />

KROC Ladies night with<br />

Host Megan Kennedy<br />

Rookies Sports Bar<br />

(Ladies Drinks are $1.05)<br />

Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007 EXPOSED 11<br />

Music:<br />

Larry Rysavy & The Out of Town Czech’s (Polka)<br />

Whistle Binkies on <strong>the</strong> Lake. 7pm<br />

THURSDAY 11/8<br />

Events:<br />

Bar Bingo: Win Cash and Prizes – Rookies Sports Bar<br />

Poker League – North Star Bar. 7 & 10pm<br />

Music:<br />

Larry Rysavy & The Out of Town Czech’s (Polka)<br />

Whistle Binkies on <strong>the</strong> Lake. 7pm<br />

FRIDAY 11/9<br />

Comedy:<br />

Pat Godwin & Ian G<strong>to</strong>skie<br />

Goonies Comedy Club<br />

7:30 & 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

Geoff Elvee – Strikers Corner, Stewartville<br />

Next 2 Nothing – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

Ross William Perry – Kathy’s Pub<br />

The Chub’s – Mickey’s Irish Saloon. 9pm<br />

SATURDAY 11/10<br />

Comedy:<br />

Pat Godwin & Ian G<strong>to</strong>skie – Goonies Comedy Club.<br />

7:30 & 10pm. ($12 in advance, $15 at <strong>the</strong> door)<br />

Music:<br />

3 Days Later – The Sandtrap. 8:30pm – 12:30am<br />

Christine Ca<strong>the</strong>rine – Blue Moon Ballroom. 8pm<br />

Geoff Elvee – Strikers Corner, Stewartville<br />

Little Marsh Overflow – Kathy’s Pub<br />

Next 2 Nothing – North Star Bar. 9:30pm<br />

WEDNESDAY NIGHTS<br />

KROC Ladies’ Night with Host Megan Kennedy<br />

Ladies’ drinks are $1.05<br />

THURSDAY NIGHTS<br />

OCTOBER 12<br />

Rush for Rushford – All proceeds go <strong>to</strong> Rushford flood<br />

victims – Donation at Door<br />

Band – Six Mile Grove<br />

OCTOBER 13<br />

Room for Gray – No Cover<br />

OCTOBER 19<br />

Tim Mahoney (featured in Rolling S<strong>to</strong>ne)<br />

Bar Bingo - Win cash and prizes!<br />

FRIDAY NIGHT<br />

Felix Derow – No Cover<br />

OCTOBER 20<br />

Deuces Wild Dualing Pianos<br />

OCTOBER 27<br />

All Hallows Eve Drag Show – all proceed<br />

will go <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> AIDS Walk-$10 at <strong>the</strong> door<br />

and $2 off with costume<br />

OCTOBER 31<br />

KROC Ladies night Rookies Costume Contest<br />

NOVEMBER 3<br />

Men of Vegas Dancers<br />

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Julie, Kathy, Anne & Kelly<br />

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Wes & Sarah<br />

Jess & Travis<br />

Vanessa, Becky & her little friend<br />

“Hello. We are just ‘chillin’ with our ‘homies’!”<br />

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Women do like a sense of humor! –Mike, Moe, Amy & Vicky<br />

Such a night! – Dan & Keri<br />

Want <strong>to</strong> be EXPOSED ‘In A Flash’<br />

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Deadline for pho<strong>to</strong>s is <strong>the</strong> 27th of each month.<br />

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Nov. 7th<br />

Czech Dinner Special -Beginsat5:00PM<br />

Czech Beer Special - Good All Day<br />

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10/12 - Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) 9 PM<br />

10/20 - Larry Meyer (Folk) 9 PM<br />

10/26 - Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) 9 PM<br />

11/07 - Larry Rysavy & The Out of Town Czech’s<br />

(Polka) 7 PM<br />

Whistle Binkies<br />

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Nov. 8th<br />

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10/04 - Larry Rysavy & The Out of Town Czech’s<br />

Ok<strong>to</strong>berfest (Polka) 7 PM<br />

10/06 - Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) 9 PM<br />

10/13 - Innocent Reggae Band (Reggae) 9 PM<br />

10/18 - Ben Olsen (Acoustic Rock) 8 PM<br />

10/19 - Juke Box Heroes (Classic Rock) 9 PM<br />

10/27 - Bruce Bungum Band (Classic Rock) 9 PM<br />

11/03 - James Thomas (Acoustic Rock) 9 PM<br />

11/08 - Larry Rysavy & The Out of Town Czech’s<br />

Czech Fest (Polka) 7 PM<br />

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Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007 EXPOSED 15<br />

‘Everything has a meaning <strong>to</strong> it’<br />

By Renee Berg<br />

Brian Grover has caffeine at <strong>the</strong> ready, heavy metal blaring and a needle in his hand.<br />

It’s a crisp, sunny Saturday afternoon and at Infinity Tat<strong>to</strong>oing cus<strong>to</strong>mers are <strong>com</strong>ing<br />

in one after ano<strong>the</strong>r, just as <strong>the</strong>y did <strong>the</strong> previous night and as <strong>the</strong>y do pretty<br />

much every day or evening of any week.<br />

Perhaps it’s <strong>the</strong> influence of reality TV shows such as Miami Ink or <strong>the</strong> Angelina Jolies<br />

of <strong>the</strong> world sporting visible tat<strong>to</strong>os. Or maybe tat<strong>to</strong>oists are finally getting <strong>the</strong><br />

recognition <strong>the</strong>y’ve long deserved as genuine, bona fide artists. Whatever <strong>the</strong> cause,<br />

<strong>the</strong> result is that area needle wizards are busy.<br />

In Grover’s chair is Etienne Nkoghet of Austin, with girlfriend Ana Douangmala at<br />

his side. She went first, having her beau’s name tat<strong>to</strong>oed near her hip, and now it’s<br />

Etienne’s turn –- her name is being inked in<strong>to</strong> his forearm.<br />

“It’s perfect, it’s just what I wanted,” Nkoghet glows when Grover finishes. It’s his<br />

first tat<strong>to</strong>o, but Douangmala is a veteran – she has her name tat<strong>to</strong>oed on her upper<br />

arm and a butterfly and tiger adorn her back.


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Some people – such as Javan Drugg of Rochester<br />

– choose <strong>the</strong>ir tat<strong>to</strong>os based primarily on aes<strong>the</strong>tics.<br />

Meaning <strong>the</strong>y look cool. Drugg has got a nearly full<br />

sleeve – tat<strong>to</strong>o speak for having his entire arm covered<br />

– on his left arm, ink across his shoulders, on his upper<br />

right arm and a tat on his leg.<br />

Drugg’s girlfriend Jessica Nelson has four, and most<br />

are related <strong>to</strong> her family. “Everything has a meaning <strong>to</strong><br />

it,” she says, showcasing <strong>the</strong> <strong>letters</strong> representing family<br />

members incorporated in<strong>to</strong> her foot tat<strong>to</strong>o.<br />

Tat<strong>to</strong>os usually tell a s<strong>to</strong>ry and it’s that personal aspect<br />

of <strong>the</strong> trade that Grover likes. He specializes in portrait<br />

tat<strong>to</strong>os and inks everything from people’s deceased<br />

loved ones <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir beloved pets or favorite musician.<br />

One woman <strong>com</strong>es in<strong>to</strong> Infinity this fall afternoon<br />

saying she’s considering getting her first tat<strong>to</strong>o. “I’ve<br />

watched a lot of Miami Ink,” she tells Grover, asking<br />

if he can do portraits similar <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> ones she’s seen<br />

featured on <strong>the</strong> show. He tells her <strong>to</strong> bring in pictures<br />

and he’ll get <strong>to</strong> work.<br />

“Miami Ink brought her <strong>to</strong> me,” he remarks outside<br />

<strong>the</strong> shop, taking a smoke break between clients. Earlier,<br />

he’d said some tat<strong>to</strong>oists fear that reality TV shows will<br />

<strong>com</strong>mercialize and, thus, ruin tat<strong>to</strong>oing. He disagrees.<br />

“If it’s going <strong>to</strong> create an awareness about cus<strong>to</strong>m tat<strong>to</strong>oing,<br />

<strong>the</strong>n good,” he says. “Before shows like Miami<br />

Ink, I don’t think people realized it was possible that<br />

you could get something that looks this real.”<br />

On Grover’s forearm is a portrait of a hard-core rocker<br />

who died in a car crash. He’s done portraits of people’s kids<br />

and grandkids. Clients include grandmas, cops, surgeons<br />

and soldiers; gone are <strong>the</strong> days when only musicians and<br />

construction workers plopped in<strong>to</strong> a tat<strong>to</strong>oist’s chair.<br />

Typically, <strong>the</strong> process starts with someone calling or <strong>com</strong>ing<br />

in <strong>to</strong> talk about <strong>the</strong>ir idea. Paging through a tat<strong>to</strong>oist’s<br />

portfolio should be <strong>the</strong> next thing prospective clients do,<br />

tat<strong>to</strong>oists say, because no two artists turn out <strong>the</strong> same<br />

work. Once <strong>the</strong> idea is hashed over, an artist will sketch it<br />

out on <strong>the</strong> spot or have <strong>the</strong> cus<strong>to</strong>mer return <strong>to</strong> look over<br />

<strong>the</strong> sketch.<br />

Some tat<strong>to</strong>os, like Ana’s and Etienne’s names, are quickies,<br />

done in 15 minutes. O<strong>the</strong>rs require multiple visits, such as<br />

<strong>the</strong> full back tat<strong>to</strong>o Grover spent four hours on one day,<br />

arranging <strong>to</strong> continue ano<strong>the</strong>r.<br />

Drugg’s full sleeve has had him <strong>com</strong>ing in for several visits<br />

with Patrick Brittan, <strong>the</strong> owner of Infinity Tat<strong>to</strong>oing and a<br />

15-year veteran of <strong>the</strong> trade. He has a book portfolio showcasing<br />

his work, but Drugg is a walking one with multiple<br />

Brittan tat<strong>to</strong>os.<br />

“Most times people have thought long and hard (about<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir tat<strong>to</strong>o),” Brittan says. “I like giving <strong>the</strong>m something<br />

<strong>the</strong>y’ve been wanting.”<br />

Cus<strong>to</strong>m tat<strong>to</strong>os account for about 90 percent of Infinity’s<br />

business. But cus<strong>to</strong>mers can consult hundreds of tat<strong>to</strong>o designs<br />

– known as flashes – or an artist’s portfolio if <strong>the</strong>y’re<br />

searching for inspiration.<br />

“I hardly ever do flashes,” says Thomas Titus, owner of<br />

Top Cat Tat<strong>to</strong>o down <strong>the</strong> drag from Infinity on Broadway<br />

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Avenue. “If people don’t know what <strong>the</strong>y want,<br />

I’ll help <strong>the</strong>m decide but I won’t pick it.”<br />

Titus likes doing landscape tat<strong>to</strong>os. Brittan<br />

favors wildlife and scenery. Most tat<strong>to</strong>oists have<br />

a niche and a background in art of ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />

medium. Many started tat<strong>to</strong>oing <strong>the</strong>ir friends,<br />

<strong>the</strong>n landed an apprentice post in a tat<strong>to</strong>o shop<br />

before be<strong>com</strong>ing a tat<strong>to</strong>oist and making a name for<br />

<strong>the</strong>mselves.<br />

“I like <strong>the</strong> permanency of it,” says Grover, in his<br />

seventh year as a tat<strong>to</strong>oist. “I like <strong>to</strong> be able <strong>to</strong> work<br />

with people. To give <strong>the</strong>m something that was just<br />

an idea and <strong>the</strong>n it’s reality, that’s cool.”<br />

Tat<strong>to</strong>o low-down<br />

Price points<br />

Base price is usually $50, and fees can run up<br />

<strong>to</strong> several hundred dollars for large pieces that<br />

take several hours <strong>to</strong> finish.<br />

Keep yourself safe<br />

Olmsted County doesn’t regulate tat<strong>to</strong>o shops,<br />

but reputable ones use sanitary equipment<br />

(this shouldn’t involve <strong>the</strong> tat<strong>to</strong>oist passing a<br />

lighter under <strong>the</strong> needle). Ask about <strong>the</strong> shop’s<br />

procedures and listen for <strong>the</strong> word “au<strong>to</strong>clave,”<br />

which is a machine used for sterilization. And<br />

obviously your tat<strong>to</strong>oist should wear gloves.<br />

Consider <strong>the</strong> pain<br />

People describe it as an irritant or similar <strong>to</strong><br />

getting a deep scratch. Some spots are tenderer<br />

than o<strong>the</strong>rs – such as <strong>the</strong> foot, wrist and ribs<br />

– though tat<strong>to</strong>oists advise getting a tat<strong>to</strong>o<br />

where you most want it ra<strong>the</strong>r than where it<br />

will hurt <strong>the</strong> least.<br />

Think ahead<br />

Tat<strong>to</strong>os can be removed or gone over with new<br />

ink, but it’s still best <strong>to</strong> approach it as a for-life<br />

feature. So consider whe<strong>the</strong>r – or not -- you’ll<br />

be loving 50 Cent three decades onward.<br />

Find a professional<br />

Tat<strong>to</strong>oists aren’t licensed in Olmsted County,<br />

but many take <strong>the</strong>ir trade seriously. They can be<br />

members of <strong>the</strong> Alliance of Professional Tat<strong>to</strong>oists.<br />

They should definitely have a portfolio of<br />

<strong>the</strong>ir work.<br />

Shop around<br />

Every tat<strong>to</strong>oist has a different take on how <strong>to</strong><br />

design a cus<strong>to</strong>m piece. Bring your idea <strong>to</strong> a few<br />

shops and see what<br />

<strong>the</strong> artists<br />

sketch<br />

out.


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18 EXPOSED Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007<br />

4 IMMEDIATE<br />

Gold Standard <strong>to</strong> Play<br />

Gold Standard’s particular brand of funkedup<br />

Jazz groove rock may be new <strong>to</strong> festivals<br />

and clubs of <strong>the</strong> Midwest, but any devotee of<br />

1970s horn bands like Average White Band<br />

and Chicago will recognize <strong>the</strong> influences<br />

immediately. At least <strong>the</strong>y’ll think <strong>the</strong>y do,<br />

until <strong>the</strong> song takes a hard left turn and<br />

plunges haphazardly through <strong>the</strong> depths of<br />

vintage prog-rock while guitar or sax take a<br />

blazing solo flight, pushing <strong>the</strong> band <strong>to</strong> ever<br />

greater heights of volume and intensity<br />

before arriving breathlessly, but safely, at <strong>the</strong><br />

hooky sing-along chorus.<br />

After a scant two years <strong>to</strong>ge<strong>the</strong>r as a band,<br />

Gold Standard has crafted a slick, unique<br />

style that is as instantly recognizable as it<br />

is infectious, and <strong>the</strong>ir debut album “Swap<br />

Meet” deftly captures <strong>the</strong> essence of <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

myriad talent and <strong>com</strong>presses it in<strong>to</strong> a highly<br />

listenable, always changing musical<br />

experience. Gold Standard is quickly be<strong>com</strong>ing<br />

one of <strong>the</strong> premier Midwest bands. Packing<br />

clubs all around <strong>the</strong> Midwest, Gold Standard<br />

is melting faces everywhere <strong>the</strong>y go and not a<br />

single audience member has left a show<br />

disappointed.<br />

Gold Standard has performed at 10,000 Lakes<br />

Festival, Harvest Fest (Wookiefoot), at The<br />

Cabooze (mpls), The MN Zoo Amphi<strong>the</strong>atre<br />

and countless o<strong>the</strong>r venues in Minneapolis.<br />

GS has opened for such acts as Michael<br />

Franti and Spearhead, Melvin Seals and <strong>the</strong><br />

Jerry Garcia Band, Karl Denson, Wookiefoot,<br />

Trampled by Turtles, <strong>the</strong> White Iron Band and<br />

many more. GS has also <strong>to</strong>ured through<br />

Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota and<br />

all over Minnesota with sold out shows on<br />

many occasions.<br />

Gold Standard is set <strong>to</strong> release <strong>the</strong>ir second<br />

all-original album, “Haircut”, Oc<strong>to</strong>ber 19th at<br />

Kathy’s Pub with a party of epic proportions,<br />

including: door prizes, drink specials, Bad<br />

Haircut Contest (<strong>com</strong>e with awful hair and win<br />

stuff) and unforeseen <strong>to</strong>nsorial wackiness will<br />

abound at <strong>the</strong> Gold Standard CD Release Party.<br />

EVENT INFORMATION:<br />

Date: Friday, Oc<strong>to</strong>ber 19th, 9:45pm<br />

Place: Kathy’s Pub (307 South Broadway)<br />

Phone: 507-252-8355<br />

Website: www.goldstandardband.<strong>com</strong>.<br />

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Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007 EXPOSED 19<br />

MY DEAL<br />

By Jeffrey Johnson<br />

Persistence Payin’ Off<br />

A One-on-one Interview<br />

with Kendra Olevson, New Co-lead Singer<br />

of <strong>the</strong> Rochester Band Next 2 Nothing<br />

About a month ago my friend <strong>to</strong>ld me that<br />

<strong>the</strong>re was a new female singer singing<br />

for Next 2 Nothing. I was guessing some<br />

woman would just get up and sing some ‘girly song’<br />

with Dennis (Thompson), <strong>the</strong> lead singer. I’ve<br />

always liked Next 2 Nothing, but I wasn’t actually<br />

planning on going out that night. Then my friend<br />

called me up <strong>to</strong> go out. After some coaxing, I agreed<br />

and ended up standing in front of Next 2 Nothing<br />

and Kendra Olevson.<br />

As I felt <strong>the</strong> excitement of <strong>the</strong> performance, Kendra<br />

was standing right in from of me. I couldn’t do<br />

anything except get out of that ‘rock goddess’s’ way.<br />

After collecting myself, I thought I should tell her<br />

how incredible she was. Through a few short<br />

conversations, I finally asked her if I could interview<br />

her for Exposed. Her answer was, “Sure!”<br />

Jeffrey: So you were saying that you’ll actually<br />

be singing more. Do you consider yourself a<br />

co-lead singer<br />

Kendra: Yeah, pretty much. I don’t know exactly<br />

how many songs we’re doing (a night), but I’d<br />

like <strong>to</strong> do five or six songs, and I’d be fine with<br />

it. We have a <strong>to</strong>n of stuff, and <strong>to</strong> try <strong>to</strong> fit it in<strong>to</strong><br />

one night (is hard)... I would really like <strong>to</strong> do<br />

more duets with Dennis – like Evanescence-type<br />

tunes, something like that.<br />

J: What do you listen <strong>to</strong> that’s popular now<br />

K: I still honestly love country, and I try <strong>to</strong> get<br />

a little bit of it in <strong>the</strong>re. I think Chris (Janvrin)<br />

is okay with that, but I don’t know about <strong>the</strong><br />

o<strong>the</strong>r guys (in <strong>the</strong> band)! My current favorite<br />

artist is Miranda Lambert. I would love <strong>to</strong> do<br />

some harder country - it doesn’t really sound<br />

like country, but, you know, she’s country...<br />

J: What are some of <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r bands or songs<br />

from female singers that you look at and go<br />

‘I want <strong>to</strong> do that song’<br />

K: I like a lot of Sheryl Crow, and especially<br />

Evanescence, like “Freak on a Leash” (with Korn<br />

frontman Jonathan Davis)- I think that would<br />

be amazing <strong>to</strong> do that, like in <strong>the</strong> acoustic style.<br />

J: You mean like when <strong>the</strong>y did that on MTV<br />

UnPlugged<br />

K: Yeah. And I like See<strong>the</strong>r...<br />

J: That’s cool that you mention See<strong>the</strong>r and<br />

bands like that. I want <strong>to</strong> show that <strong>the</strong>re’s a lot<br />

of Rochester bands doing modern rock stuff<br />

like Linkin Park and Green Day. Bands doing<br />

new stuff along with <strong>the</strong> old.<br />

K: Exactly. We do a lot of <strong>the</strong> new stuff, <strong>to</strong>o.<br />

J: You did a great job on Pictures. You looked<br />

very <strong>com</strong>fortable doing such a new song.<br />

K: Thanks.<br />

J: So, I’m thinking - Lita Ford and Ozzy<br />

Osbourne<br />

K: Yeah - I think that would be cool, but...<br />

I don’t know. I would like <strong>to</strong> do more<br />

unpredictable stuff.<br />

J: Good point.<br />

K: Stuff that people wouldn’t think, ‘Oh, wow -<br />

I don’t like that song’ or ‘I’ve heard that song...’<br />

I don’t want <strong>to</strong> do a lot of ’80s stuff, you know<br />

I think more new stuff would be cool.<br />

J: You sing Pictures – what else<br />

K: Well, now I do Bring Me To Life by<br />

Evanescence, with Dennis, and <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong> Pink<br />

song U + Ur Hand. I also do a lot of back up.<br />

Chris asked me <strong>to</strong> do back up on Purple Rain<br />

and stuff like that... I try <strong>to</strong> get up <strong>the</strong>re and do<br />

<strong>the</strong> higher stuff. I do Some Kind of Wonderful<br />

and I Hate Myself for Lovin’ You...<br />

J: Cool! I love Joan Jett! Okay, so Dennis is <strong>the</strong><br />

o<strong>the</strong>r lead. Who else is in <strong>the</strong> band<br />

K: There’s Pat Whalen on drums, <strong>the</strong> new guitar<br />

player Jeff Lien, <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong>re’s <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r guitar<br />

player Teddy Filoteo... and Chris Janvrin on bass.<br />

J: How did you meet up with <strong>the</strong>se guys<br />

K: It’s kind of a long s<strong>to</strong>ry – I actually went <strong>to</strong><br />

high school with Chris, and hadn’t seen him<br />

forever, but I was in <strong>the</strong> Karaoke contest once,<br />

and he was one of <strong>the</strong> judges. I remember a<br />

couple of my friends always wanting <strong>to</strong> go see<br />

his band. I was like ‘I think <strong>the</strong>y’re just <strong>to</strong>o hard.’<br />

I like a lot of different songs, a lot of variety, and<br />

I just thought <strong>the</strong>y were <strong>to</strong>o hardcore. Then I<br />

went <strong>to</strong> see <strong>the</strong>m, and I was like ‘Wow, <strong>the</strong>y’re<br />

really talented!’<br />

So <strong>the</strong>n I e-mailed him a lot. I swear it was<br />

like a year or so... finally, he e-mailed me and<br />

said, ‘Okay, we’re ready... I have a very good<br />

feeling. You’re pretty persistent... let’s try this.’<br />

Finally I tried it. I remember being extremely<br />

intimidated because <strong>the</strong>y were so focused. All<br />

<strong>the</strong> guys were having a great time, but <strong>the</strong>y all<br />

were every focused and not distracted. I think<br />

that shows <strong>the</strong>ir dedication. When I sang, <strong>the</strong>y<br />

were like, ‘Yeah, pretty good, pretty good...’<br />

And <strong>the</strong>n <strong>the</strong>y went on <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> next song. It was<br />

kinda weird.<br />

J: So you had <strong>to</strong> go sit down and wait for <strong>the</strong>m<br />

<strong>to</strong> call you back up for your next song<br />

K: Yeah - Dennis has his own studio in his<br />

garage, so I just sat and watched, and waited.<br />

I just listened and learned, and tried <strong>to</strong> figure<br />

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J: So more of <strong>the</strong> intimidation<br />

part, was just <strong>the</strong> fact of <strong>the</strong><br />

band, playing <strong>the</strong> songs <strong>the</strong>y play<br />

and knowing what <strong>the</strong>y’re doing<br />

K: I think it’s that, and just<br />

<strong>com</strong>ing in <strong>to</strong> it. I’ve sung with<br />

quite a few bands, but I’ve never<br />

been ‘part’ of a band, so you<br />

know, I had a lot <strong>to</strong> learn.<br />

J: Not <strong>the</strong> fact that it’s all males<br />

in <strong>the</strong> band<br />

K: Oh, no, not at all.<br />

J: I think that you’re one of <strong>the</strong><br />

few female lead singers in<br />

Rochester.<br />

K: Yeah, <strong>the</strong>re aren’t many.<br />

J: How did you figure out that<br />

you can sing, or that you wanted<br />

<strong>to</strong> sing<br />

K: Oh, since I was four. I always<br />

wanted <strong>to</strong> be in a band. Always!<br />

I just never did anything with it.<br />

I had kids, and I was a mom, and<br />

I just never did it. And I always<br />

wanted <strong>to</strong> be a cop, <strong>to</strong>o - since<br />

I was eighteen. I don’t know -<br />

I just thought, ‘Okay, I gotta do<br />

this band thing, ‘cause if I’m<br />

<strong>to</strong>o much older, people aren’t<br />

going <strong>to</strong> want <strong>to</strong> watch a fifty-year-old, standing<br />

up <strong>the</strong>re! So I don’t care, whatever it takes, I’m<br />

just gonna find a band, and try <strong>to</strong> make it work<br />

and see where it goes...’<br />

J: So, you started singing when you were a kid... <br />

K: Yeah, just in choir, and I was in a couple of<br />

school plays, musicals. I would enter every single<br />

contest. Not <strong>to</strong> try <strong>to</strong> win a prize, but <strong>to</strong> sing in<br />

front of people. So I practiced a lot.<br />

When <strong>the</strong>re’s a smaller crowd, I get more<br />

intimidated, but when I sing at Mardi Gras in<br />

South Dakota, it’s unbelievable. When you<br />

can’t see <strong>the</strong> floor at all, only faces.<br />

That’s <strong>the</strong> best – hundreds and<br />

hundreds of people.<br />

J: What’s this South Dakota Mardi<br />

Gras thing Is it in <strong>the</strong> style of<br />

New Orleans<br />

K: Kind of. (They celebrate Mardi<br />

Gras) in Deadwood, South<br />

Dakota. It’s in <strong>the</strong> middle of<br />

nowhere, and it’s a casino <strong>to</strong>wn.<br />

They have parades with floats and<br />

stuff, it’s great.<br />

J: So you were in a bar band <strong>the</strong>re<br />

K: No, not really. This was my<br />

fifth year. I thought <strong>the</strong>y (<strong>the</strong><br />

band) were really good, and I<br />

always wanted <strong>to</strong> sing with <strong>the</strong>m,<br />

and people said, ‘You should go ask ‘em!’ So I<br />

did one year, and every year since <strong>the</strong>n, <strong>the</strong>y ask<br />

‘Are you going <strong>to</strong> sing with us this year’<br />

J: You said earlier that you’re pretty much an<br />

open book. Do you look at being on stage as<br />

a job or work, and do you keep your personal<br />

stuff out of it<br />

K: I do keep everything personal out of it, but<br />

I don’t think of it as a job, I just think of it as<br />

you’re here in a bar and people are drinking...<br />

I think of it more as fun but I also want <strong>to</strong> be<br />

good at what I do and set <strong>the</strong> standard high.<br />

left <strong>to</strong> right: Pat Whalen, Chris Janvrin, Dennis Thompson, Jeff Lien,<br />

Kendra Olevson, Manager Paul Greene, and Teddy Filoteo<br />

J: The cop thing: you’re going<br />

back <strong>to</strong> school<br />

K: No - I started last year, just<br />

part-time. But now I’m going<br />

full-time. I hope <strong>to</strong> be done<br />

within a year. It’s two years, but<br />

I still have skills like shooting...<br />

and all <strong>the</strong> statutes, and all that.<br />

J: What would you like <strong>to</strong> do in<br />

<strong>the</strong> police force<br />

K: I would like <strong>to</strong> be an<br />

investiga<strong>to</strong>r and I’d like <strong>to</strong> be<br />

on <strong>the</strong> SWAT team. I like <strong>to</strong> do<br />

things under pressure, so that’d<br />

be ideal.<br />

J: Do you go <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> shooting<br />

range What kind of gun do<br />

you shoot<br />

K: Yes, I’m using a Glock 22.<br />

J: Sweet! Is that standard<br />

K: Yes. It’s got a good kick -<br />

I’ve got <strong>to</strong> practice.<br />

J: So, when do you think you’ll<br />

be a cop<br />

K: Hopefully next year.<br />

J: Are you going <strong>to</strong> ‘rock’ <strong>to</strong>o<br />

K: Everybody’s asking, ‘Are you<br />

still going <strong>to</strong> be up on stage goofing around and<br />

be a cop And I think I will, because I think you<br />

can separate it. I think it’ll be cool.<br />

J: You can still be respected and act decent and<br />

whatever, but you can still have a profession<br />

during <strong>the</strong> day.<br />

K: Right... I’ll be <strong>the</strong> ‘cool’ cop, you know (laughs)<br />

J: Do you work somewhere else<br />

K: Yeah - I work at <strong>the</strong> airport in grounds<br />

operations.<br />

J: That’s got <strong>to</strong> be crazy. A job with cop school<br />

full-time, <strong>the</strong> band and you said you had kids<br />

K: Yes - I have two - thirteen and<br />

eleven. My son’s jealous. It’s not<br />

that he sings, but he plays guitar,<br />

and he wants <strong>to</strong> be in a band – and<br />

he’s just eleven. It’s difficult <strong>to</strong> keep<br />

all of my priorities in line but I<br />

try <strong>to</strong> put my family first and<br />

career and school second, while<br />

keeping my dreams in clear view!<br />

J: I really think that’s something.<br />

Even at <strong>the</strong> point that you were<br />

eighteen and decided you wanted<br />

<strong>to</strong> be a cop, and you wanted <strong>to</strong> be<br />

in a band, but you had your o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

responsibilities. Now it’s your<br />

time <strong>to</strong> do what you want <strong>to</strong> do.<br />

I think that’s incredible!<br />

MY DEAL<br />

An Acoustic Aside<br />

“Ya know that country song that goes...,” I sang<br />

<strong>the</strong> beginning of this song <strong>to</strong> my friend. “There<br />

are stars in <strong>the</strong> Sou<strong>the</strong>rn sky.” Yeah–I can sing.<br />

I’ve heard <strong>the</strong> song forever but I never really<br />

cared about it until now. I also had no idea<br />

who sang it originally. “Southward as you go,”<br />

my friend continued. Then he cut me with<br />

“It’s The Eagles, Seven Bridges Road.” “Damn!”<br />

I blurted out–I frickin’ hate The Eagles. But<br />

<strong>the</strong>n I had <strong>to</strong> explain. Next 2 Nothing did <strong>the</strong><br />

song Friday night, and <strong>the</strong>y did it great. “I even<br />

forgot it was a country song,” I <strong>to</strong>ld him. Yes, it<br />

is a country song!<br />

But even that is pretty cool. Next 2 Nothing can<br />

do anything. And do anything well. I was in<br />

awe. I heard <strong>the</strong>ir harmonizing on many o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

songs earlier that night, but this one really<br />

showed me why Next 2 Nothing is so popular,<br />

and so good!<br />

When I interviewed Kendra Olevson for my<br />

main article, she <strong>to</strong>ld me about <strong>the</strong> acoustic<br />

set that Next 2 Nothing will be performing. I<br />

heard something about it earlier, but when she<br />

<strong>to</strong>ld me <strong>the</strong> actual time and encouraged me <strong>to</strong><br />

check it out, I definitely couldn’t miss it.<br />

When <strong>the</strong> boys hit <strong>the</strong> stage and began with<br />

Drive by Incubus – what a great start. Then<br />

with Blue on Black by Kenny Wayne Sheppard,<br />

Push by Matchbox Twenty and If You Could<br />

Only See by Tonic, you could see that Next 2<br />

Nothing thought about every song and how<br />

<strong>the</strong>y would ‘play’ in <strong>the</strong>ir new and approved<br />

acoustic set.<br />

You don’t see <strong>to</strong>o many rock bands doing<br />

acoustic – which is a shame. Acoustic can give<br />

<strong>the</strong> audience a good chance <strong>to</strong> hear great vocals<br />

and a cleaner musical sound. Don’t get me<br />

wrong, <strong>the</strong>re’s nothing better than a rocker<br />

whamming hard on an electric, but Next 2<br />

Nothing’s acoustic set was one of <strong>the</strong> best<br />

things I’ve seen and heard since I heard Kendra<br />

and Dennis singing Pictures a month or so ago.<br />

What’s new and different in <strong>the</strong> Rochester<br />

night life is what’s new and different in<br />

Next 2 Nothing. Next 2 Nothing, by itself,<br />

is very good. But <strong>the</strong>ir willingness <strong>to</strong> take<br />

risks and <strong>the</strong>ir willingness <strong>to</strong> change makes<br />

<strong>the</strong> band great. You definitely need <strong>to</strong> check<br />

out <strong>the</strong> new form of <strong>the</strong> band and make<br />

sure you get <strong>the</strong>re early when you hear that<br />

<strong>the</strong>y’re doing an acoustic set.<br />

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Who:<br />

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Location:<br />

Jed was in New York and<br />

Sarah Shonyo was sitting at<br />

her desk at home in her PJs<br />

(phone interview)<br />

E: So, do you ever google yourself<br />

JR: I’ve been known <strong>to</strong> submit <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> guiltiness of selfgoogling.<br />

And do you know what I’ve discovered There are<br />

people with <strong>the</strong> same name as me! At least 2 that I know of<br />

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are o<strong>the</strong>r people named Jed Resnick.<br />

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JR: Oh. You’re right. Can I change my answer<br />

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your performance as Mark Cohen, is it safe <strong>to</strong> assume<br />

that you have some groupies out <strong>the</strong>re<br />

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not sure if any of <strong>the</strong>m specifically follow me. At least, I<br />

don’t have anyone around for <strong>the</strong> sole purpose of carrying<br />

my bags.<br />

E: Anthony Rapp is Broadway’s original Mark Cohen. Do<br />

you feel pressure <strong>to</strong> fill his shoes<br />

JR: Anthony Rapp’s performance is iconic. Ultimately<br />

I realized that I can’t recreate what he did for RENT, but<br />

<strong>to</strong> create my own Mark by bringing out <strong>the</strong> truth in <strong>the</strong><br />

character and text. Anthony is amazing, though.<br />

E: Can you tell me <strong>the</strong> names of his 3 cats<br />

JR: Oh my God. Should I know this<br />

E: I hate <strong>to</strong> tell you, but none of <strong>the</strong>m are named Jed.<br />

The names are Emma, Sebastian and Spike.<br />

JR: Sebastian Like <strong>the</strong> crab from <strong>the</strong> Little Mermaid<br />

E: Yeah, sure. So, have you ever been <strong>to</strong> Rochester Or will<br />

<strong>the</strong> performance in Oc<strong>to</strong>ber be your first time<br />

JR: Nope. Never been <strong>to</strong> Rochester. What’s <strong>the</strong> name of <strong>the</strong><br />

college <strong>the</strong>re Carl<strong>to</strong>n, right<br />

E: Actually, it’s Rochester Community and Technical College.<br />

But close enough. Do you know <strong>the</strong> name of <strong>the</strong> worldfamous<br />

clinic here<br />

JR: I should know this. Can you give me a hint<br />

E: Think of a condiment.<br />

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JR: Heinz!<br />

E: You’re bad at this game. It’s Mayo. Speaking of, what do<br />

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JR: Ketchup. Definitely ketchup.<br />

E: Wrong answer. Try again.<br />

JR: Honey. I like dipping my fries in honey, <strong>to</strong>o.<br />

E: The correct response was barbecue sauce. On a slightly<br />

less important note, you just graduated from Brown. What<br />

was your major<br />

JR: Actually, I was a double major.<br />

E: Good idea. Something <strong>to</strong> fall back on in case <strong>the</strong> whole<br />

singing thing doesn’t work out<br />

JR: Well, my degrees are in Theater and Classics. I love <strong>the</strong><br />

study of ancient cultures and <strong>the</strong> Latin language.<br />

E: So you’re really banking on this <strong>the</strong>ater thing working out,<br />

<strong>the</strong>n<br />

JR: (laughs) Or I could rake in <strong>the</strong> big bucks by be<strong>com</strong>ing a<br />

Latin tu<strong>to</strong>r.<br />

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JR: Micah.<br />

E: Oh. Who’s older<br />

JR: He is by one minute. We are fraternal twins, we look<br />

nothing alike. Well, maybe we look like bro<strong>the</strong>rs.<br />

E: Does he sing as well as you<br />

JR: He probably sings as much as I do… Loudly and in<br />

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heart.<br />

E: So he’s really bad<br />

JR: (pause) He’s got his own talents.<br />

E: How are your karaoke skills<br />

JR: Terrible! I get really nervous. I know that doesn’t make<br />

any sense.<br />

E: You need <strong>to</strong> get over that. I have big plans <strong>to</strong> enter you<br />

in<strong>to</strong> some karaoke <strong>com</strong>petitions. You’d sing songs from<br />

RENT, of course. We’d make a killing.<br />

JR: That’s not a bad idea.<br />

E: Finally, I have <strong>to</strong> ask: Daylights, sunsets, midnights, cups<br />

of coffee, inches, miles, laughter or strife. How do you measure<br />

a year<br />

JR: Love, of course.<br />

E: That’s <strong>to</strong>uching. But love wasn’t an option.<br />

JR: Oh, right. Cups of diet coke<br />

E: (silence)<br />

JR: Ok, fine. Laughter. Laughter is really important.<br />

E: Good job. Did you like that RENT reference I could be<br />

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