Dirty Little Secrets Appetite for Seduction This is a ... - Shattered Glam
Dirty Little Secrets Appetite for Seduction This is a ... - Shattered Glam
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... flirting <strong>for</strong> fitness page 44<br />
A Better Body<br />
Whether it <strong>is</strong> the hot guy on the treadmill, or the too–cute<br />
outfit you just bought, it all comes together with you looking<br />
and feeling better than be<strong>for</strong>e. Just getting out and going to<br />
the gym to look around <strong>is</strong> beneficial, because getting there <strong>is</strong><br />
the first step.<br />
Check out the tanning salon; a few minutes of light can<br />
brighten the dreariest of days. V<strong>is</strong>it the snack bar and try an<br />
extra healthy, yet oh–so tasty fruit smoothie or a specialty sandwich.<br />
It easily becomes habit to climb in your car after work, drive<br />
home and celebrate your long day by eating your dinner while<br />
watching the marathon of addicting telev<strong>is</strong>ion shows. But it can<br />
be so exciting to rebel against your own routine … even if you<br />
are watching those same shows while on the treadmill at the<br />
gym.<br />
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green thumbs, there are plenty of other quick fixes to th<strong>is</strong> social<br />
faux pas that you may have readily available. Bad breath stems<br />
from your tongue, so a good idea in the future <strong>is</strong> to have a<br />
tongue scraper (sold at many locations, such as Target) on hand<br />
and some good mouthwash. Using the scraper, scrape your<br />
tongue gently. Afterwards, rinse with mouthwash. The best remedy<br />
would be to spare the two minutes it would take to brush your<br />
teeth hastily first. If none of these solutions are plausible given<br />
how insanely late or lazy you are, there’s a relatively new product<br />
that can prevent you from offending the rest of society with your<br />
post–martini–night binge–breath. There are individually wrapped<br />
finger toothbrushes that you slide on to your finger to brush over<br />
your teeth <strong>for</strong> a fast clean feeling. They are completely d<strong>is</strong>posable,<br />
and cost about three dollars a pack at local retailers.<br />
Secret # 5: Checking your final appearance in the mirror, you<br />
notice you’re your complexion <strong>is</strong> a little too shiny; Billy Blanks–<br />
shiny. It’s too late to wash your face with your favorite cleanser,<br />
so what alternative <strong>is</strong> there?<br />
Your solution: If you had paid attention to Mrs. Receding–<br />
Hairline in biology class, you would have learned that skin <strong>is</strong> oily<br />
from the sebaceous glands overproducing oil. Thank the deities<br />
that modern civilization has brought us rice powder paper t<strong>is</strong>sues.<br />
The organic rice used in these double–sided sheets absorbs<br />
oil while being gentle to the skin. It doesn’t mess up your make–<br />
up and <strong>is</strong> completely hypoallergenic, unless you are allergic to<br />
rice, which would be quite un<strong>for</strong>tunate. No worries, though, we<br />
respect our rice–allergy–stricken femme–fetales. For you, there<br />
are Boscia Blotting Linens. They are made from 100% natural<br />
linen, and come in a pack perfect <strong>for</strong> your purse. After blotting<br />
with either the rice t<strong>is</strong>sues or linens, you’ll be pleasantly oil–free<br />
and ready to take on whatever task you are heinously late in<br />
fulfilling.<br />
shattered<br />
Not <strong>for</strong> the Jane Plain <br />
shattered<br />
Not <strong>for</strong> the Jane Plain <br />
Amanda<br />
tequila makes me naked<br />
CHRISTINA LEVITZ<br />
I<br />
don’t consider myself a bitch. I’m a pretty nice<br />
person all around. I do favors <strong>for</strong> people. I<br />
l<strong>is</strong>ten to them when they have problems they<br />
want to talk about. But sometimes, it’s like they<br />
don’t have any common sense and I get a little<br />
tired of hearing about it.<br />
Take my friend Courtney. I love the girl to death,<br />
but she can be pretty thick sometimes. She came<br />
to me tonight in tears.<br />
Apparently the girl just had her first one night<br />
stand. I can relate. I’ve had a few of those myself.<br />
I knew what was going through her head. So<br />
I turned to her, “Oh honey, maybe sometimes you<br />
want the relationship to work, but really… Do you<br />
really think the guy <strong>is</strong> going to call if you do him<br />
right away?”<br />
“But he was sooo nice!” she protested.<br />
“And you were wasted, weren’t you?”<br />
“Well, I only drank five Red Bull–vodkas…” she<br />
paused.<br />
“Courtney! You know what those do to you,<br />
when you drink… Shit happens.”<br />
“I know, but I really liked him...” she trailed off.<br />
“Let me tell you a story,” I responded.<br />
“OK,” she sniffled.<br />
“The first thing you have to know <strong>is</strong> your limit.<br />
I’ve made some dec<strong>is</strong>ions when I’m drinking;<br />
not saying that I meant <strong>for</strong> things to happen––but<br />
here’s the thing; <strong>for</strong> me, tequila <strong>is</strong> a problem. Not<br />
in the, ‘I want to drink it, it’s a wonderful thing,<br />
let’s never stop’ way, but I’ve come to know, tequila<br />
makes me naked. I drink it and I always wind<br />
up naked. Maybe it’s the worm in it or something;<br />
I just never make good dec<strong>is</strong>ions when I drink it.<br />
“I used to be crazy in college. I was the girl that<br />
you saw dancing on the table at parties. I wasn’t in<br />
a sorority, because I thought those girls were sluts.<br />
If that <strong>is</strong>n’t the crotch calling the armpit smelly, I<br />
don’t know what <strong>is</strong>. Actually, I was a slut. And, I<br />
learned from it, and made m<strong>is</strong>takes.”<br />
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