October 2007 - Fenwick High School

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Top five songs to blast while driving Seniors Max Smith and Gywn Martin rock out in their car When in Elmhurst... by Anne Marie McLean Elmhurst: the eighth wonder of the world. We’ve all been to this town and some of us live there. But what makes Elmhurst so great, the envy of all other towns Here’s just a few of the town’s highlights to keep in mind for visits on weekends or breaks. First of all, everyone loves the York Theatre. What other theatre is so inexpensive (only $5.50 for students), newly remodeled, and right in the heart of shops and restaurants It is great for seeing movies the day they come out, and is rarely overcrowded. Also, while at the York Theatre, look no further than across the street for a place to hang out before viewing a film. It is here that the famed fountain of Elmhurst resides. It’s surrounded by places to eat, and in the winter it is lit up by an enormous Christmas tree. Still, Friars should beware of the 12-year-old Goth kids with capes who hang around that fountain. Another great aspect of Elmhurst is, of course, the food. If you’re thinking Italian, the best is Two Brothers from Italy, Lou Malnati’s and DiLeo’s. Otherwise there’s a great selection of Mexican, Chinese, Thai, and of course, American restaurants. Some great one’s are Silverado’s Grill, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Mr. G’s. Haven for root beer float fanatics and burgers fans, the legendary Hamburger Heaven is another great place to stop for a bite to eat. As for dessert, there’s basically everything under the sun, including the delicious Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. If you’re someone with a caffeine addiction, then you can visit Starbucks or Caribou Coffees. It might serve you well to also take a look at the new Jamba Juice that is being built next to the York. An additional high point of Elmhurst as a bustling By Beau Blakely Since it seems that summer refuses to die this year, we might as well embrace one of the aspects that makes summer seem so liberating - rolling down your windows and playing songs at chassis-shaking volumes. There is no better feeling than sonically assaulting the suit in the Mecedes next to you via your screaming car stereo. Here are some songs that are sure to turn heads. 1 - “Here I Come” - The Roots This song’s claim to fame is its cameo in SUPERBAD, but the its definitely worth another couple hundred listens. The one party song off The Roots’ socially conscious GAME THEORY, “Here I Come” is a fantastic showcase for The Roots, with Black Thought in his finest form in years, not to mention the triumphant return of former Root Malik B. But more important than the flow is the music, and as usual, The Roots deliver. uestlove is absolutely tremendous on this song and the rest of the band is perfectly locked in with him. Crank the bass up on this one and watch your car bounce. 2 - “Search & Destroy” - Iggy & the Stooges Actually, this might not be a good song for this list. The mixing on this song is so earth-shatteringly violent that if Iggy Pop’s crazed howls don’t send your speakers to speaker heaven, James Williamson’s frantic fretwork will. But if you are willing to risk a trip to your local auto-parts store, this song perfectly captures the sounds of a band in the midst of a total collapse. 3 - “Iron Tusk” - Mastodon With this song, Mastodon finally turned out a song that matched its namesake in heaviness. Everything from the strident riff that introduces the song to the snaking guitar interplay in the verses to the distorted vocals drips with agressiveness. And even better, the song’s visceral punch stings even more when when it is played LOUDLY. A crowd pleaser to say the least. 4 - “Since U Been Gone” - Kelly Clarkson Come on, admit it. As indie as you think you are, you crank this song whenever it comes on the radio. Miss Clarkson’s knack for nailing a hook is unsurpassed in Top 40 radio, and this song is her crowning achievement. The explosive chorus practically begs listener participation, and if you’re willing to draw attention by blasting music, you’d better be willing to embarrass yourself by shouting yourself hoarse to this song. Okay fine, the solo bites it, but what can you do Sing along, that’s what. 5 - “Bohemian Rhapsody” - Queen The mother of all car-blasting songs. Everything in this song, from the a capella beginning to the chimes at the end has been perfectly recorded for replay at potentially tinnitus-inducing levels of volume. An in-car sing-along to this song is akin to a spiritual experience. Freddie Mercury’s immaculate voice defies replication, but to those who have croaked and warbled their way through this song together, a bond has formed. They may never agree on anything else, but for that one moment, they are all united in paying homage to one of rock’s greatest acheivements. That and the head-banging part is pretty cool too. town is the shopping. Whether it’s clothes, jewelry, or books, it probably can be found in Elmhurst. Just head to Elmhurst City Centre, whose motto is “good finds, good times.” One great place is the Dick Pond Athletics for all your sporting needs. Another cool shop is Enzee Boutique, though it is slightly pricey. Here’s the one last lure of Elmhurst: the Prairie Path. For running, walking, or biking, it’s a wonderful place to get exercise and work off that sundae from Oberweis. The people are friendly, the path is scenic, and the price is right: totally free. If all of these reasons aren’t enough to convince you that it is a great town, Halloween is approaching and what better way to spend it than in Elmhurst If you are looking for a safe, fun place to go trick-or-treating, Elmhurst is the town The York Theatre in downtown Elmhurst is a very popular source of entertainment. Photo by Gary Mitchell to beat. Get your friends or siblings, find a makeshift costume and pillowcase candy bag, and then you’ll be all set to trick-or-treat in the residential or even downtown areas of Elmhurst. Besides the unusual candy, Elmhurstians have been known to give out cereal, chips, toothpaste, and even money (only a dollar - don’t get too excited.) However, if you are in downtown Elmhurst by the fountain of Halloween, remember the creepy emo kids, they aren’t in costume. All right, so now you are thoroughly enlightened in the wonders of Elmhurst and it is time to experience them for yourself. Take a break from studying, watch out for those funny one-way streets, and take a visit to Elmhurst. You may find that you never want to leave. A new twist on Cymbeline By Neala Barron Shakespeare weaves a dark fairy tale in the Chicago Shakespeare Theatre’s rendition of Cymbeline, running this October and November. The performance combines heartfelt theatrics with superior staging and acting, making it tops on many audience lists for the beginnings of the 2007-2008 theatre season in Chicago. The story follows that of Posthumous, a man of low birth but exceeding personal merit, and his secret marriage to Imogen, daughter of King Cymbeline. Cymbeline, outraged at this diversion from his personal wants, banishes Posthumus from the kingdom, and the rest of the events follow this catalytic event. There are numerous side plots and which add to the multifaceted complexity of the play. It has a taste of every character: the evil and entertaining Iachimo, the chaste Imogen, hopeless romantic Posthumous, kings, Frenchmen, even Jupiter makes an appearance from Mount Olympus midperformance. Chicago Shakespeare is not a theatre to let an audience down with their productions, and Cymbeline is certainly no exception. The quality of acting was vivid, each player having the same tenacity and energy as the next. Their refined talent was complemented by visual spectacle in the staging, sets, and costumes, which really knew no bounds. The ceilings of the theatre seemed to open up as Jupiter descended from above in a wave of cloud and dust during a scene. The show has a little of everything for everyone; quality acting, grand visual detail, and an interesting story to be told. Be warned: although entertaining, Cymbeline is almost one hundred percent based in plot, and relies very little on character development. It does take some active brain power to keep track of characters, motives, and advancements and is for the audience member that is ready and willing to think. If the convoluted, tangled plot is kept straight however, the audience is greatly rewarded with a play that is intellectually, and aesthetically stimulating. Cymbeline plays that the Chicago Shakespeare through November 11th and is surely a show worth checking out.
Important Halloween Safety Tips! Continued from pg. 1 At twilight and later in the evening, watch for children in dark clothing. Anyone else is probably just a cat burglar. Walk on sidewalks, not in the street. This rule usually makes children disappointed and angry, as they realize they will not be allowed to trick-or-treat at the houses that are sitting smack dab in the middle of the road. Establish a return time. This will prevent your 6-year-old from skipping town and heading for Mexico for some tequila… Do not enter homes or apartments without adult supervision. However, if the creep with the axe says it’s OK, then go right in. Insist that treats be brought home for inspection before anything is eaten. If the candy is poisonous, the child will only then be short one parent. When buying special Halloween makeup, check for packages containing ingredients that are labeled “Non-Toxic.” The ones labeled “Toxic” just never seem to work By Shelly Janevicius Homecoming Dance: Dos and Don’ts By Christina Honan As all the students are well aware, this year the administration is cracking down on “dirty dancing,” targeting moves that include bumping AND/OR grinding in any way, shape or form. For the general good of the students, I have compiled a list of moves that should also be illegalized. The Lip Bite: No move is ever intense enough to necessitate a lip bite. You’re not that good. Just don’t. Now, make sure to remember that these safety guidelines aren’t just ones to be blown off or laughed at. Halloween is a terrifyingly dangerous night that would never be as successful as it is without these safety rules. After all, everyone knows that the holiday wasn’t nearly as fun or exciting in the past when people weren’t lucky enough to have these dozens of websites instructing them. It’s a wonder that the safety-lacking Halloweens of yesterday weren’t just filled with people running through the streets, with arms flailing, screaming in confused terror. Because without these safety rules, that’s all Halloween would be: chaos. So, thank you Halloween safety websites and public service announcements…for keeping us alive and well for one day out of the year. Freshman-Senior Lookalikes Miniature Versions of Our Beloved Seniors The Shoplifter, The Sprinkler (grabbing your head and ankle and writhing around like you’re on fire doesn’t remind me of a sprinkler, by the way), The Lawn Mower, The Fishing Guy who reels someone in, and other such mediocre choreographed dances that don’t go with any song at all. The Moonwalk: This is for all the people who gained a false sense of confidence after making it out of the awkward picture party alive, with a date at their side. As impressive as that is, you still can’t moonwalk. At all. The same goes for break dancing. Few are blessed with such gifts. Cha-Cha Slide: I’m pretty sure this is just to make the freshmen feel less awkward because every move is spelled out, but this is the five minutes when 80% of the student body gets the sudden urge to make a bathroom break or grab a cookie. The YMCA: There is no reason that one should use the extremities to spell out a four letter acronym sung by the Village People at any time. The chances that you will hit someone greatly outweigh the possibility of you looking like a good dancer, no matter how well you thought you did with that moonwalk of yours. From Left: Freshmen Maciy Jollowski, Jan Concepcion, and Sean Higgins By Rebecca Orr Think you’re seeing double Well maybe you are! This year’s freshmen class has given Fenwick several sets of twins...freshmen and senior twins to be exact. Are these Froshies just copying the good looks of the class of 2008, or are there really some identical friars roaming the halls From Left: Seniors John Bellaire, Albert Galang, and Evan Martinez Mistimed Ballin’ Dance: It’s just embarrassing when the group of musically challenged kids throw up the fake shooting-a-basket move at the wrong time in the song. Just put “We Fly High” on a continuous repeat that Friday before the dance and you should be fine with this one. Chicken Noodle Soup: What even is this Any kind of interpretive or cultural dance. Just please, no. The Bump & Grind: The one that started it all! This awkward and offensive jostling of students will result in a shimmy of shame to juke jail. Acceptable Dances include… Leaning and/or rocking with it (leaning like a cholo, optional) Pop, locking, dropping (Note: the drop can make or break the initial pop and lock) The Awkward Slow Dance (you know the one I mean. Don’t look directly at their face for more than a few seconds; ask if they’re having fun, giggle nervously when feet are stepped on, look around “furiously” to see which of the 600 couples just bumped into you, etc.) I know it’s unbearable, but it’s too funny to let go of just yet. Crank That: Don’t even bother to hit the dance floor if your unsure of your “crank that” dance skills. When this song comes on, you better be hidden away in the bathroom if you don’t know it. YouTube it, buy the iTunes video, find a trustworthy friend that wouldn’t set you up for embarrassment of epic proportions, anything. Just learn the dance. Unacceptable Halloween Treats By Sarah Boyle Every year, millions of kids go out on one night with one goal in mind: to collect as much candy as is humanly possible. By their very nature, all children have a certain unstoppable drive for candy. Something with genetics. When kids go out on Halloween, they expect to collect candy and nothing else. When they don’t get said candy, well... you’ve seen the reaction. Any child that receives a non-sugary “treat” will throw it aside pitilessly, and move on to gather more of the thousands of tooth-decaying prizes to be had on the very same block. Over the years I have heard of many non candy items that kids have collected. Here is a list of the top ten, so that you can realize when you are being gypped and throw them away. 10. Small games - does anybody play these 9. Whistle - in most cases, too high-pitched to hear anyways. 8. Popcorn - is this Halloween or Cinemax 7. Pencil - at 99 cents for 12, if you’re this cheap just go all the way and give out pennies. 6. Penny - it was a joke! 5. Eraser - this is a double-whammy, because it assumes you’ve already gotten at least one pencil. 4. Ruler - useful for measuring.... nope, there’s no purpose at all for this one. 3. Notebook - someone had a big night at Office Depot. 2. Fruit - a cruel interpretation of “sugary.” You know that’s not what we meant. 1. Toothbrush - if we were big on dental hygiene, we wouldn’t celebrate Halloween.
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