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The Second Instalment of the Seinfeld Quiz<br />

by Rob Whillans and Mike Huynh (Law III)<br />

Match quotes on the left with the appropriate legal issue on the right – and yes, there’s only one<br />

“most important legal issue”.<br />

Kramer: Is that a Titleist<br />

Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's<br />

flouting society's conventions!<br />

Jerry: Well if it isn't Shakey the Mohel! [...]<br />

Mohel: You flinched!<br />

Kramer: No, no, no. Give it to her. I'd rather it belonged to another than see it destroyed. Newman,<br />

give it to her, I beg you.<br />

Kramer: It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, and screwed you back all<br />

together, and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite.<br />

Kramer: It’s killing me, I can't eat, I can't sleep, all I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a<br />

chicken.<br />

Elaine: That's not really a meal Jerry. I mean if he had gotten Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, or<br />

Mushroom Barley. Then I would agree with you. Those are very hearty soups.<br />

Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O"<br />

goes with it.<br />

“As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment<br />

which may or may not contain a chicken.”<br />

Jerry: They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.<br />

Lloyd Braun: Serenity now. Insanity later.<br />

Kramer: But it’s Festivus! … You know you’re infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays.<br />

“For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a<br />

clean look at his face, but he's become my 'white whale'.”<br />

“… yadda yadda yadda … ”<br />

a) Obiter<br />

b) Res ipsa loquitur<br />

c) Contempt of court<br />

d) Transfer of ownership/Filiation<br />

e) Ambiguity – non-concurrence of parties’ internal wills<br />

f) Right to collective bargaining<br />

g) Gross negligence on the part of the bailee<br />

h) One’s image as the object of property<br />

i) Consideration<br />

j) Capacity to contract<br />

k) Causa sine qua non<br />

l) Sole proprietorship<br />

m) Nuisance<br />

n) Contributory negligence<br />

Questions and concerns should be directed to Rob, accolades to Mike.<br />

You can send your answers to trivializinglaw@gmail.com.<br />

MARCH <strong>23</strong>RD, <strong>2010</strong><br />

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