March 23, 2010
March 23, 2010
March 23, 2010
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The Second Instalment of the Seinfeld Quiz<br />
by Rob Whillans and Mike Huynh (Law III)<br />
Match quotes on the left with the appropriate legal issue on the right – and yes, there’s only one<br />
“most important legal issue”.<br />
Kramer: Is that a Titleist<br />
Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's<br />
flouting society's conventions!<br />
Jerry: Well if it isn't Shakey the Mohel! [...]<br />
Mohel: You flinched!<br />
Kramer: No, no, no. Give it to her. I'd rather it belonged to another than see it destroyed. Newman,<br />
give it to her, I beg you.<br />
Kramer: It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, and screwed you back all<br />
together, and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite.<br />
Kramer: It’s killing me, I can't eat, I can't sleep, all I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a<br />
chicken.<br />
Elaine: That's not really a meal Jerry. I mean if he had gotten Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, or<br />
Mushroom Barley. Then I would agree with you. Those are very hearty soups.<br />
Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O"<br />
goes with it.<br />
“As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment<br />
which may or may not contain a chicken.”<br />
Jerry: They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.<br />
Lloyd Braun: Serenity now. Insanity later.<br />
Kramer: But it’s Festivus! … You know you’re infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays.<br />
“For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a<br />
clean look at his face, but he's become my 'white whale'.”<br />
“… yadda yadda yadda … ”<br />
a) Obiter<br />
b) Res ipsa loquitur<br />
c) Contempt of court<br />
d) Transfer of ownership/Filiation<br />
e) Ambiguity – non-concurrence of parties’ internal wills<br />
f) Right to collective bargaining<br />
g) Gross negligence on the part of the bailee<br />
h) One’s image as the object of property<br />
i) Consideration<br />
j) Capacity to contract<br />
k) Causa sine qua non<br />
l) Sole proprietorship<br />
m) Nuisance<br />
n) Contributory negligence<br />
Questions and concerns should be directed to Rob, accolades to Mike.<br />
You can send your answers to trivializinglaw@gmail.com.<br />
MARCH <strong>23</strong>RD, <strong>2010</strong><br />
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