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My Awards Go Jingle Jangle Jingle<br />
by Gerhardt von Nordflammen<br />
tune: My Spurs go Jungle Jangle Jingle<br />
Chorus:<br />
My awards go jingle jangle jingle<br />
As I go strutting pompously along.<br />
Oh I see you've only got a single,<br />
If you think that I'll talk to you, you're wrong.<br />
Oh I'm a peer,<br />
Yes I'm a peer.<br />
If you don't outrank me don't come near<br />
But if you do,<br />
Yes if you do,<br />
And you give me something, I'll love you.<br />
Chorus<br />
Oh there's the Queen,<br />
Yes there's the Queen.<br />
I'll run up to her ass and lick it clean<br />
And there's the King,<br />
Yes there's the King.<br />
Let me put my lips around his thing.<br />
Chorus<br />
And there's the Dukes.<br />
Yes there's the Dukes.<br />
I'll go fawn upon them 'till they puke.<br />
And there's the earls.<br />
Yes there's the earls.<br />
But we mighty peers don't talk to churls.<br />
Chorus<br />
I've got a leaf.<br />
A laurel too.<br />
And if you don't have one, then fuck you.<br />
I've got a QOG,<br />
And a pelican.<br />
And I'll be an Arts King when I can.<br />
Chorus<br />
Oh I don't fight.<br />
Or come to blows.<br />
But if I did I would be the best god knows.<br />
I'll take a shield,<br />
I'll take a sword,<br />
When just touching them will take awards.<br />
Chorus<br />
At the grand march,<br />
Now don't forget.<br />
Announce my name and then half the alphabet.<br />
My greatest joy:<br />
Titles and name,<br />
Take heralds half an hour to declaim<br />
Chorus<br />
Awards aren't cheap.<br />
Buzz off you creep.<br />
There's no more room at the top of the heap.<br />
Now I've got mine,<br />
'Tis my design<br />
To make all you bozos stand in line.<br />
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