OSHO The God Conspiracy - Baytallaah.com

I said, "I learn only by watching. I don't want any teacher ever!"
He said, "But it is dangerous! A bicycle was okay. At the most you could have hurt yourself or
one other, and not much. But a car is a dangerous thing."
I said, "I am a dangerous man. You just drive it slowly and tell me everything about where is the
pedal, where is the accelerator, where is the brake... you just tell me. And then you slowly
move, and I will be walking by your side, just watching what you are doing."
He said, "If you want it this way, I can do it, but I am very much afraid. If you do the same thing
with the car as you have done with the bicycle..."
I said, "That's why I am trying to watch more closely." And once I got the idea I told him to get
out. And I did the same thing as I had done with the bicycle.
I went so fast. Majid, my teacher, was running behind me, shouting, "Not that fast!" And in that
city there was no limit on speed, because in Indian streets you cannot go above fifty-five. There
is no need to put a sign every where that the speed limit is fifty-five miles per hour, you cannot
go above fifty-five anyway.
But that poor fellow was very much afraid. He came running after me. He was a very tall man, a
champion runner, there was every possibility that he could have become champion of the whole
of India, and he might perhaps someday have participated in the Olympics. He tried hard to
follow me, but soon I disappeared from his vision.
When I came back, he was praying under a tree, praying to God for my safety. And when I
stopped by his side, so close that he jumped, he forgot all the prayer.
I said, "Don't be worried. I have learned the whole thing. What were you doing here"
He said, "I followed you, but soon you disappeared. Then I thought, the only thing is to pray to
God to help him, because he knows nothing about driving. He is sitting in the driver's seat for
the first time, and he has gone nobody knows where. How did you turn Where did you turn
back"
I said, "I had no idea how to turn, because you were just moving straight and I was walking by
your side. So I had to go around the city. I had no idea how to turn, what signals to give, because
you had not given any signals. But I managed. I went round the whole city so fast, the traffic was
simply giving way. And I came back."
And he said, "KHUDA HAFIZ." It means, "God saved you."
I said, "Don't bring God in."