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“I’d rather drive a Red Truck on Earth than drink 1865 Lafite in Hell.”<br />
Chimed in Dr. Chaptal, “Being dead is really quite a bugger,<br />
But, let’s not on these grave matters dwell.<br />
“Veuve, be a doll and give your daddy-doctor some sugar.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> very thought of a coupling of two decrepit necrophiles…<br />
Yet I tried hard to remain a non-judgmental onlooker.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y were both consenting (if dead) seniors acting juvenile.<br />
“Live and let live,” ironically proposed Jacob Schram.<br />
“We’re all a little hot and bothered down here,” he ventured with a smile.<br />
Schram continued, “In fact, I would not myself have any qualms<br />
Nor fear appearing to be the least bit kooky,<br />
In proposing the following to my friend, Gustave Niebaum:<br />
“Why don’t we essay to score a little Inglenookie?”<br />
I was heartened to know that wine’s great pros<br />
Despite their reduced circs still hoped to quote, unquote “get lucky.”<br />
Noblet gestured to me that it was soon time to go.<br />
But I could not leave without seeing to it<br />
That I bid one last adieu to M. Emile Peynaud.<br />
And leave best wishes for the brilliant Lee Stewart. 16<br />
It was raining pennies 17 from Heaven (or Hell) perhaps,<br />
When I was saluted by the great Max Schubert.<br />
And before I left I had to inquire, “What were the haps?”<br />
In greeting Baron Philippe Rothschild,<br />
Dr. Thanisch, J.J. Prüm, and several other noteworthy chaps.<br />
“<strong>The</strong>se men led a life in wine rather than had a wine ‘life-style.’<br />
You may call them vinachronisms, hopelessly démodé.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y were (Baron R. excepted) humble, modest, low-profile.<br />
“Unlike the enormous swollen heads one observes today<br />
Before the cult of ‘wine personality’ and the practice of wine ‘branding.’”<br />
My guide was rather insistent this particular point to convey.<br />
“Lest there be no gross misunderstanding,<br />
<strong>The</strong> Great Ones remain classiques even in death,<br />
<strong>The</strong> fact they were unrated notwithstanding.”<br />
A squat, beetle-browed figure, puffing mightily, out of breath,<br />
In a cloud of billowy smoke he hovered, eyes ablaze.<br />
It could have only been the legendary Tchelistcheff.<br />
It was well before the popular film, “Sideways”<br />
That André made California’s greatest pinot noir. 18<br />
We bid farewell and strode onward into the gathering haze.<br />
(to be continued)<br />
16 Greatly beloved founder and winemaker of Chateau Souverain during the ‘40s and ‘50s.<br />
17 Penfold’s Wine Pty Limited, (now subsumed by the corporate giant, Southcorp Inc.), the company for whom Max Schubert<br />
invented “Grange Hermitage,” was sometimes referred to as Pennies, by its many growers in South Australia, typically in the<br />
context of, “So d’ya reckon that Pennies will pay anything for shee-raz grapes this yee-ah?”<br />
18 Beaulieu <strong>Vineyard</strong>’s legendary 1946 Napa Pinot Noir, the elegant likes of which have not been tasted again.