Rotary Club of Adelaide East - Rotary Adelaide East

Rotary Club of Adelaide EastMeets at the Public Schools Club—207 East Terrace, Adelaide SA—12:30 for 1PM TuesdaysBoard Composition2008-2009PRESIDENTTony LutfiVICE-PRESIDENTEric NicollePresident-ElectJanine KitsonSecretaryDavid ParkinsonTreasurerNeil SheridanDirectors:Rick HarcourtIan SwanJohn McBeathRichard LovellHelen NichollsYou are cordially invited to ourAnnual Inter-Club Fellowship BBQTo be held on Tuesday 13 th January, 2009, from 12.30 p.m.AT THE NEW VENUEWOODVILLE SOUTH FOOTBALL CLUBLedger Road, Woodville SouthThe event can be held either outside or insideto suit the weather on the day.Cost will be $15.00 per person for food and drinks will be available at the Bar at Happy Hour Prices.and we will have the usual Best Hat, Best Shirt and Best Story Competition.Contacts:PresidentTony Lutfi0412 501 199SecretaryDavid Parkinson0417 807 227To apologise for nonattendancering BryanHennig by Mondayprior to meeting0414 821 836WOODVILLE SOUTH FOOTBALL CLUBLedger Road, Woodville SouthFor Meeting13/01/09 www.rotaryae.org.au

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