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Miguel Piñero
The latter two roles should be played by the oldest dude in the cast.
The first voice in the play should be male, and the second voice should
be female and motherly. The dance scene should be contemporary
dancing.
HECTOR: Hurry, hurry, step right up and see the baddest show in
town for only fifty cents.
MALO: Hi, I’m Malo the Merchant. I see anything and everything.
Anyone care to buy a watch . . . cheap?
NILSA: Hey, mira, Malo, ¿quieres comprar un television brand new?
I just liberated it.
MALO: No.
NILSA: Come on, man . . . my jones is coming down . . . it’s brand
new . . .
MALO: Brand new! Are you crazy? What you think I am, a sap? Shit,
this thing has a broken antenna . . . channel button is missing . . .
NILSA: How much you give me?
MALO: Twenty dollars.
NILSA: Twenty dollars? Man, come on, Malo, don’t be like that.
MALO: Man, I ain’t gonna make the market scene with you, brother.
Twenty dollars, take it or leave it.
NILSA: I’ll take it . . . later, Malo.
MALO: Later.
TUTU: What’s happening, people? I’m Tutu. I deal smoke and I do it
for a living . . . and this here is my woman, China. She young girl
. . . but she cool . . .
CHINA: I’m China, Tutu’s woman. He’s a good man. I hold his
smoke . . . sometimes I help him make a play or run a game.
MALO: Hey, Tutu, wanna buy a T.V. set . . . brand new? Brotherman,
dig this here . . . P-a-n-a-s-o-n-i-c and it’s got this new antenna . . .
you dig . . . short ones so they ain’t all over the place getting in
your way and shit like that . . .
TUTU: Okay, Malo, cut the shit short, bro. We need one for the bathroom,
anyway.
MALO: Hey, man, that’s cool. This way you don’t miss out on the
soap opera when you take a shit.
CHINA: Funny! Why don’t you talk that foul fuckin’ language somewhere
else.
TUTU: Yeah, like, be cool, motherfucker.
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