March 27, 2009 - The Austin Chronicle

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Bella34, 35, , #126130MALE BODY LOVERLooking for a “friend” not just ahook-up. Someone who is outgoing,an outdoor lover, intelligent andmaybe a bit of a nerd. rockett2222,35, , #124473WILDERNESSGIRL SEEKSTRANS/CROSSBig Titty, blue eyes, pretty nicelooks. Wilderness girl is back intown seeking fun with cross dresser,transexual, and into role playing. Anaccent is a plus and turnon. pleime,43, #122521IT’S PLAYTIME BOYSI’m looking for a man that’s sweetand caring but i get bored easily sohe needs to be full of surprises sothat i never get bored. austinpartygurl1985,23, , #119045DISCRETE FUNSBF seeking a discrete, mutuallybeneficial relationship with agenerous, professional gentleman.Funtimes01, 30, #117862HORNY NEED MORE!29 yr old married HF. seekingdiscreet sex partner for occasionalromps in the sack. you must bediscreet.26-35 hispanic male. no longterm relationships.speak spanish.2noty2bnice, 32, , #114844BREAK THE SHELL!!hey wassup looking for some funkindah of a shy guy looking for someoneto explore my sexuality with!!!eddiATX, 27, , #129405 these ads andmore online for . your ownprofile for . by e-maildirectly through our sitewith a membership.DP INTERESTShe is bi curious and enjoys that dpvideo just open to new things andwnating to chat/mingle with people.loadedlara, 32, , #128950HOT MARRIED CHICKHi! 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We are looking for afemale (or couple) that is heightñweight proportionate (few extrapounds is good). damonhunkins, 33,, #116307 SENSATIVE TOUCH DESIREDLooking for that “touch” that sendsshivers up my spine ... tender ...feather like ... carressing! I’m lookingfor women who Play discreetly!Imagination is a Good Starting place!No2L, 61, , #129655BIG ONEWant a woman friend. She is prettyfor me and nice on top of me. Havea burning. I’m at the river. Lezbeeun-Sazkwach, 83, , #129642SEEKING SWITCH PARTNERYou-looking for fun above all withno pre-conceived expectations.US:Average people looking for anabove average fun ;) Prefer bi-sf, couplesok. Inexperienced welcomed.Honesty refreshing. Bifemaustincpl,33, , , #121712FUN KINKY DISCREETI need to be spoiled I’m into all kindsof play. No lovemaking and can bedifficult to keep interested. So if youthink you can, let the games begin.sugar_baby_69_lover, 23, #128304RAINMAKING TRUTHSEEKERI am an attractive nineteen-year-oldbisexual female. 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Want sexyfemale playmates or maybe couples.AustinDiablo, 31, , #129621HEYJust looking for fun or who knows.I’m very shy at first but will lightenup. Roy20000, 22, , #129603EAGER TO PLEASELaid back but playful here, lookingfor the same. I tend to be drawnto older women, but that is not arequirement. FunLovingRomance,27, , #129439IWANNAPLAYTOOI’m the FNG around here looking forsomeone outside the box. I’m notlooking for a wholesome midwesterngirl. I wanna play. I down for anythingthat catches my imagination. Sweet-Sexyness, 28, , #129394UNINHIBITED DISCRETE FUN!successful professional, strongsex drive and desire to explore hot,naughty, uninhibited fun with theright woman or couple. fit and attractive,nice and respectful. love togive pleasure. discretepleasure, 34,, #129194NICENBIGhave loads of fun sex and hang out.I’m only into women.girls not pickylike to meet older women 25-36serious no serious as long as no lies.latin_daddy, 20, , , #129106EASY STREET7 day pass ........................ $20.0030 day pass ...................... $30.0090 day pass ...................... $60.00Each pass gives you all-access, unlimitedsearching, browsing, e-mailing,calling, and responding.MagdalenaI can be strong-willed, but you should be stronger.Comfort with implements a plus (both leather and silicone).In exchange, I am constantly craving to pushmy limits, and have been told I am irreplaceable.MAGDALENA’or THE LUV DOCLoud music and shitty beer: Over it. You probably also feel the sameabout lukewarm catered barbecue, nutrition bars, and sickly sweetenergy drinks – at least until your plane goes down in the Andes. Thenagain, offered the choice, you might actually opt for frozen human flesh.Morality aside, it would surely be the healthiest way to go. If you’rethinking you could survive off Red Bull, think again. You might as welljust have the other remaining passengers pee in your mouth. At leastyou’d stay warmer that way, and if you actually do make it out alive,you’ll have a fetish skill that might earn you a little income on the side.Act indignant if you want, but in these hard economic times, it’s good tohave a fall-back plan. Hopefully you didn’t spend a lot of money at Southby Southwest. You need to stay flush for the lean months ahead. Besides,you’re supposed to leave the heavy spending to the out-of-towners.SXSW rule of thumb: Always let the guy with the bleached highlightsand the square-tipped shoes pay for dinner. He wants you to believe herolls like that even if he lives in the backseat of his leased BMW. It’s OKif you dropped a 10 spot on a CD by some perky Canadian pop band,but if you blew a few large at the Levi’s Fader Fort on jeans that fit reallygreat until the first wash, you’re fucking up SXSW’s economic impactestimates. Besides, Austin deserves a reach-around for the sheer, relentlesscacophony of SXSW – all the dueling parking-lot showcases withpegged amps, crashing symbols, and farting, cone blowing bass lines.Your auditory nerve endings are so trashed that you just want to curlup in a little ball in your bedroom all week and listen to Iron and Wine… on low. We’re also due a little payback for the litter of promotionalmaterials: posters, flyers, handbills, stickers, and business cards – a virginrain forest worth of wasted marketing salted by the sick, desperatesweat of frenetic fame-seekers. It’s a good thing you walked around forthree days with that colorful, glossy Japanese music showcase postcardflapping out of your back pocket, otherwise you might have forgottena week later (when you pulled it out of your Maytag’s filter) that youforgot about that Japanese showcase and went to Kanye West. Listenclosely. Somewhere in the Amazon, a Yanomami tribesman is revvingup his chainsaw … then again, maybe you’re just having a death metalshowcase flashback. It’s a fortunate thing for your central nervoussystem that Austin isn’t a one-trick pony, artistically speaking. We havemusicians, artists, filmmakers, and actors, and the latter three only geton your nerves at cocktail parties, otherwise, they’re pretty quiet. If youwant to tone it down a bit this weekend, check out Holy Cross Sucks!at the the Vortex this weekend. Holy Cross Sucks! is an award-winningone-man comedy performed by Austin’s own Rob Nash that exploresbeing in high school in the Eighties. If you made the rounds last week,you know that the Eighties are back in a big way. Exciting times indeed.Don’t worry; If this theatre thing doesn’t work out, the loud music andshitty beer will still be waiting for you.Get THE LUV DOC all up in your inbox every week! Go toaustinchronicle.com/luvdoclist and get on the list.a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m MARCH 27, 2009 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 125