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March 27, 2009 - The Austin Chronicle

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C ALE N D AR ( COMMUNITY SPORTS ARTS FILM MUSIC) L I STI NGSclosely to Craven’s original, but the act of morallyrepugnant retribution that drives the story, whileessentially timeless, seems devoid of meaningin our modern age of torture imagery. Goldwynand Potter are well-cast as the vengeful parentsof a girl (Paxton) who is brutally raped and thenleft for dead by a quartet of psychopathic killers.Well shot throughout and edited with an eye onthe clock as opposed to the body count, <strong>The</strong> LastHouse on the Left is perfectly adequate as a contemporaryhome-life-invasion film but also utterlydevoid of the gag-inducing visceral sadism of theoriginal, a film that was very much of its time.(03/20/<strong>2009</strong>) – Marc Savlov★★■Barton Creek Square, Southpark Meadows,Tinseltown North, Tinseltown SouthPAUL BLART: MALL COP D: SteveCarr; with Kevin James, Jayma Mays, Shirley Knight,Raini Rodriguez, Keir O’Donnell, Stephen Rannazzisi, BobbyCannavale, Peter Gerety, Adam Ferrara. (PG, 87 min.)With this film, comedian James graduates fromsecond banana to leading man. From the premiseonward, Paul Blart: Mall Cop revels in fat jokes andthe gunless impotency of mall security guards. <strong>The</strong>movie presumes the image of a fat mall cop patrollinghis cathedral of commerce on a little Segway tobe endlessly hilarious. Give the character a goofyname like Blart and a dopey-looking mustache,and what more does a movie need to do to hit ahome run? <strong>The</strong> film provides James with ampleopportunity for knockabout physical humor, at whichSTARTS FRIDAY, MARCH <strong>27</strong> AT THESE THEATRESAMCBarton CreekCINEMARKTinseltown USACINEMARKCedar ParkREGAL CINEMASGateway Stadium 16CINEMARKHill Country GalleriaREGAL CINEMASLakeline Mall 9CINEMARKSouthparkREGAL CINEMASWestgate Stadium 11CINEMARKTinseltown PflugervilleGALAXYHighland 10“HUGELY ENJOYABLE.PAUL RUDD AND JASON SEGEL ARE HOWLINGLY FUNNY. ”Peter Travers“ONE OFTHE FUNNIESTMOVIES OFTHE DECADE. ”Steve Oldfield, FOX-TV“THE SMARTESTCOMEDY OFTHE YEAR! ”Liam Mayclem, CBS-TV“IT’S THEREAL DEAL –A HILARIOUS,FOUL-MOUTHED,BIG-HEARTEDSURPRISE.”Stephen Rebello, PLAYBOYNOW SHOWING AT THEATRES EVERYWHERECHECK LOCAL LISTING FOR THEATRES AND SHOWTIMESSPECIAL ENGAGEMENTS NO PASSES OR DISCOUNT TICKETS ACCEPTEDText Best Man to 48211 for movie updates and free downloads from Paramount!Special ADVANCE ScreeningWednesday, April 1, 7:30pmTo sign up for a chance to win apass to this screening, go toaustinchronicle.com/contests byMonday, <strong>March</strong> 30No purchase necessary. Passes are limited and available on a first-come,first-served basis. Seating is limited. Passes do not guarantee admission.In <strong>The</strong>aters April 3austinchronicle.coma u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m MARCH <strong>27</strong>, <strong>2009</strong> T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 83

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