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The Scrivener - University Liggett School

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or YouTube, should be allowed. What the students do during lunch orfree period should be up to them because they are old enough to managetheir time. If they want to spend their time looking up new videosor seeing who wrote on their wall, let them do it. If computers are tooloud, then we could possibly bring in headphones so that the volumein the computer lab is not crazy. Also, let students talk in the computerlab at least a bit more. During any sort of free time, it seems like thereis a ton of people congesting the halls. This is really annoying. I maybe saying it because I am a senior, but I have also heard faculty sayHaiku By DrewBy Drew AmatoChristmas is coming,But there isn’t any snow.It will be so cold.things along the lines of “move it.” So let some students hang out inthe computer lab. If it gets too loud, just tell us to “Shush,” and if thatdoes not work, just kick out the kids making unnecessary noise for alittle bit. <strong>The</strong> golden age of the computer lab is gone, and a trace of itmust return.Senioritis MDBy Alex BollMD Internal Highschoolacis DiseaseicusAuthors Note: Diagnosed with a severe case of senioritismyself, I considered not typing this article due to my illness, butafter Mr. Mock bugged me for a week, I turned it in…late.What is Senioritis?Senioritis is a point in a senior’s life when they no longer feelthe urge to care or get their work done and have the mindset of“I am done with high school and into college and all I want to dois hibernate.”What is the cause of senioritis?<strong>The</strong> negative result of anticipation for graduation and the freedomof college and witnessing how much fun the past seniorclass had their second semester senior year.When do you get senioritis?As for some of us slackers, senioritis kicked in on September6th, 2005, the first day of our freshmen year. For most seniorsit appears during the 2nd semester upon completion of collegeapplications.What are the symptoms?Excessive sleeping in classMany zeros on assignmentsFailing quizzes and testsConstantly staring at the clock anticipating the end of classSkipping classesExtreme partyingApathy when it comes to educationProcrastination and exhaustion due to lack of sleepHow do you cure it?<strong>The</strong> only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.Do I have senioritis?1. Do you skip class?2. Do you party on weeknights?3. Did you give up on studying?4. Do you leave your backpack in your car between 8am-3-pm?5. Are you lazy in general?6. Do you come up with any excuse to leave the ULS campus?If you answered yes to more than one of these questions it islikely that you have contracted senioritis.

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