Dear Diary: - Good Morning Sunshine.ca

www.goodmorningsunshine.ca Page 3Quite the matchmakerBarbie, a waitress, decided to puther matchmaking skills to the test withour mutual friend Mike. She figuredthat Sandy, another customer whoseemed to have much in commonwith Mike, would be an ideal date.One day Mike came into therestaurant when Sandy was alsothere. Barbie dragged Mike over toSandy's table and introduced the two.Then she watched, in amazement, asMike put his arm around the youngwoman and said in his best mockseductivevoice, "Hellooooh, Sandy.""You guys know each other?"Barbie asked."We sure do," said Mike. "She's mysister."It’s called a ThermosCletus goes to work and seesthat one of his co-workers has aThermos.He asks him what it does,and the co-worker responds, "Itkeeps hot things hot and coldthings cold."Cletus is amazed, and whenhe gets home, he immediatelygoes out and buys one. The nextday he goes to work and is proudthat he has this wonderful object.The same co-worker realizeshe has a thermos and says,"What do you have in it?"He very proudly says, "Soupand ice cream!"Honest, it’s really a giftAfter spending 3-1/2 hoursenduring the long lines , surly clerksand insane regulations at theDepartment of Motor Vehicles, Istopped at a toy store to pick up a giftfor my son.I brought my selection - a baseballbat - to the cash register."Cash or charge?" the clerk asked."Cash," I snapped. Thenapologizing for my rudeness , Iexplained ,"I've spent the afternoon at themotor-vehicle bureau.""Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerkasked sweetly. "Or are you goingback there?"