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Call Toll Free 1-800-ROMANCE ext. 8276.free will astrologyby Rob Brezsnyfor the week of Jan. 9 - Jan. 15CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your symbol for the week is a sparrow flying low to theground. Not an eagle soaring high over the treetops, not a hawk gliding on updrafts, but asmall, humble bird whizzing along just inches above the turf. In other words, Capricorn, seektranscendence even as you remain down to earth. Be light, airy, and swift, but don’t put yourselfabove the fray. Declare your independence from the more oppressive aspects of the lawof gravity, but stay near the same level as the heavy, plodding creatures.AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I can’t find nobody as crazy as me,” mourns bluegrass singerAlison Krauss in her song “Crazy as Me.” You may have had that thought yourself on occasion,Aquarius, especially lately. But you don’t have to feel that way anymore. More than oneunusual character is hovering at the outskirts of your world. Say the word, and they will venturecloser, raising your level of unpredictable experiences. That would mostly be a goodthing, though not completely free of harrowing brushes with comic weirdness. Your watchwordfor the coming weeks comes from another singer, Thalia Zedek: “Trust not those ... withoutsome touch of madness.”PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It’s time for your coming-out party, Pisces. Please schedule thistenderly shocking passage for sometime in the next three weeks: your emergence from theshadows, your escape from the past, your repudiation of volunteer slavery, your graduationfrom the amateur ranks, or your liberation from a persona that doesn’t suit you any more. Doit with a sly and artful ritual of transgression or do it with an exuberant burst of joyful release,but do it. The future is calling you too loudly to resist any longer.ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will probably have to reiterate an old argument this week;you’ll have to return to a familiar problem and reprise a good fight you’ve fought before. Forbest results, don’t betray any peeved impatience. Act as if you’re offering your reasonableappeal for the very first time. On behalf of the universe, I apologize for sending you this maddeningtest. History is threatening to repeat itself in a distinctly unproductive way, and onlyyour good-natured, enlightened use of force can stop it.TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Even if it’s cold where you live, I highly recommend that youspend quality time outdoors. Lovingly observe the behavior of animals and familiarize yourselfwith the rhythms of the moon; watch a river flow at night and take deep inhalations ofthe earth’s aroma; learn the names of the different kinds of clouds and trees; sing a song tothe sun. Simple acts of reverence like these will bring you into close alignment with mysteriouslybeneficent forces. Your luck and intuition will improve, as will your sense of timing.Why? The astrological omens say that nature wants you to get to know her better so she canpour more of her magic into you.GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Last October I crammed all the fallen leaves from my mulberrytree into a garbage can, which I then hauled to a spot behind the garage and forgot about.Recently I rediscovered it. Though the temperature outside was in the 40s, the leaves insidethe can were positively warm from the chemical changes going on as they rotted. Believe it ornot, I immediately thought of you, Gemini. Metaphorically speaking, there is something similargoing on in your life. The decay of the old stuff that you shed a few months ago is nowgenerating a lot of energy. Can you somehow make use of it?CANCER (June 21-July 22): Renowned German philosopher Arthur Schopenhaueradmired the not-very-famous aphorist G.C. Lichtenberg. Schopenhauer referred to him asa “Selbstdenker,” a German term for an independent spirit who truly thinks for himself.Your assignment in the coming weeks, Cancerian, is to aggressively cultivate your ownskills as a Selbstdenker. To get started, I suggest you temporarily suspend your disbeliefin ideas you’ve always considered exotic or outlandish, even as you suspend your beliefin your most unquestioned dogmas. During this trial period, be skeptical about everyinfluence you’ve regarded as authoritative, especially the cynical and skeptical ones.Keep in mind Lichtenberg’s wise counsel: “The most dangerous of all falsehoods is aslightly distorted truth.”LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A giant Wal-Mart now stands within a mile of the ancient Pyramid ofthe Sun in Teotihuacán, Mexico. A KFC restaurant emits a steady surge of fried chicken fumesvery close to Egypt’s Sphinx. Meanwhile, near the most sacred place in your heart, Leo, thereis a mound of psychic garbage. You can’t do anything about the desecration of the first twoplaces I mentioned, but you can about the third. I recommend that you take care of this littleproblem in the coming week. In addition to acts of cleansing and purification, I suggest youmake a ritual atonement or two.VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The Nike swoosh is a trademark symbol that has been imprintedon the subconscious minds of hordes of consumers, helping the company suck hundreds ofmillions of dollars into its coffers. A college student created it in 1971, charging Nike a mere$35. I think you may be in a somewhat comparable position, Virgo: on the verge of generatingan idea or service or product that will ultimately yield bigger results and have greatervalue than you can imagine right now. Don’t underestimate it; refuse to sell yourself short.LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Joe Gibbs has captured three Super Bowl victories as coach offootball’s Washington Redskins and won the Daytona 500 and Winston Cup as the owner ofa NASCAR racing team. He has demonstrated considerable expertise in rousing the drive forexcellence in his employees. According to him, there are three main things that motivate peoplein any business: fear, money, and sugar. What’s your current proportion of each of those,Libra? The coming months will be an excellent time for you to revise your formula. Start now.Take both subtle and drastic steps to cut back on your levels of fear and pump up your levelsof sugar.SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Around the age of 17, students in Denmark take a standardizedtest that determines their educational fate and, ultimately, their career path. In an article inNational Geographic, raconteur Garrison Keillor noted that teens who earn the very highestscores are eligible for the most prestigious occupations in Danish society: doctor, psychologist,and midwife. I urge you to remember the latter fact throughout 2005, Scorpio, becauseit will serve as a mnemonic device for my big prediction, which goes as follows: You will growsmarter in the coming year whenever you cultivate your power to heal, whenever you expandyour understanding of the nature of the soul, and whenever you help birth the dormantpotential in yourself and those you love.SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “You can be the most intelligent, well-read, diligent personin the world and work at your poetry for 20 years and still be no good at it.” That’s what poetAugust Kleinzahler told the East Bay Express. He discourages his students from becomingpoets; he says it’s not so much a career as a disease. On the other hand, Sagittarius, I’d liketo remind you that most other pursuits do reward hard work and dogged devotion. And it’s aperfect moment for you to meditate on that fact, since you now have extraordinary power tomake long-term commitments to good intentions. Is there any labor of love that the ambitiouspart of you can imagine spending the next 10 years perfecting?Call Rob Brezsny for your expanded weekly horoscope at 900/950-7700.$1.99/min • 18 and over • Touch-tone phone requiredCheck out Rob’s Web site at www.freewillastrology.com.JANUARY 7, 2005 | THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE | 123