Jan. 15 - The Austin Chronicle

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I’m a WM,Beginner or experienced, let mewith big appetite seeks singleking and pleasure for all. Kneeled31, 5’10”, 180, attractive, intelligent,please you any day of the week.to doctors and patients in places where treatment needs would otherwise go unmet.and ready to serve. ☎9834drug/disease free. ☎9833females and couples M/F and F/F for☎9831adult fun. ☎9821The anti-HIV medications themselves are the most obviously needed, especiallythe newer drugs (e.g., Viread, Sustiva, Emtriva, etc.), although the older compoundsGORGEOUS BLONDE SHEMALE,WRESTLING! LOOKING FORVERY ATTRACTIVE, BLACK30, fun transsexual to play with, forguys 20 - 55 who like to wrestle.NEED SEXUAL HEALING! SWM are also widely used (e.g., AZT or Combivir, Crixivan, etc.).married couple (he’s 31; she’s 29)in- shape playful men. “take a walkFreestyle, light sub., pro. Into abandoned by wife and in need ofNor does the need stop there. 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