22 SEREN October 2001 SPORT sport@seren.bangor.ac.ukWomen’s Hockey Firsts: Last year’s Gwynedd Tournament winners got off to a flying start in this year’s BUSA competition.BUSA ReportThe latest on <strong>Bangor</strong>’s performance in the BritishUniversities Sports Association championshipsReport byJON EWINGAU PresidentSEVENTEEN OF <strong>Bangor</strong>’s sportsclubs kicked of their BUSA seasonon Wednesday 17th October, withvarying degrees of success. Sure,some of our lads (and gals) tooksome pretty hefty beatings, butthere were some equally good victoriesfor <strong>Bangor</strong> to be proud of.We’ll start with Men’s Football,who have already doubled thenumber of BUSA wins achievedby last year’s bunch. The competitionin this tournament is fierce,and the second and fourth teamsdid well to emerge victorious—the seconds beating Keele fourthsin their own back yard 3-2, andthe fourths beating Warrington athome by the same score, helpedby a brace from Will Burgess. Thefirsts and thirds didn’t fare so well,losing away games to ManchesterMet. and Keele thirds respectively.The Badminton teams alsoposted a fifty percent success rate,with the Men’s team losing away toWarrington, but the Women’s teamenjoying a 6-3 win over N.E.W.I.Our Basketball girls continuedtheir good form of last season.Helped by top points scorer SusanRowland and a top class performancefrom Player of the MatchGrace Sexton, they cruised to a65-50 win away to a demoralisedChester team. The Men’s seasongets underway next week.Women’s Hockey got off to thebest possible start, with both teamsrecording victories. The firsts wonaway at Manchester Met. 2-1, withgoals from Cherie Daley and JoMontague helping them on theirway. Corrie Donkin scored the onlygoal of the game for the seconds,but that was enough to beat Chester1-0 at home. A goal from StuartMoreton wasn’t enough to preventthe Men’s Hockey firsts fromlosing to Crewe and Alsager 1-3,and the second team unfortunatelyalso went down to Central Lancs.The Netball firsts travelled toLancaster, where Player of theMatch Nicky Jackson was unableto prevent the team losing a closefought game. The seconds alsocame away from Edge Hill emptyhanded.There was no luck for ourLacrosse girls, nor our Rugby teams,but Men’s Tennis posted a whitewashvictory over their Lancasteropposites, beating them 6-0 to putthem top of their Merit League.There’s a heavy schedule in storefor all these teams in November,and I’m sure we all wish them wellon their travels.Toga partyA toga party in the Main Barwould involve foolhardy individualswrapping themselves in sheetsor towels to cross <strong>Bangor</strong> in aless than pleasant climate. That’sprobably why it hasn’t happenedbefore—until this year that is. Thisfundraising event organised by theCanoe Club attracted an insanenumber of people to the Students’Union, and the majority of themcame in the aforementioned attire.A good night was had by all, so congratulationsto the Canoe Club!Stars in TheirEyes nightThe AU’s Stars In Their Eyes night inFreshers’ Week started slowly, butaround four hundred people eventuallyrolled through the doors tobe entertained. An excellent renditionof “Keep On Moving” fromMen’s Hockey got the show underway,and many thanks go to theDance Club who performed threeacts at short notice. Congratulationsto Rich and Warren fromthe Men’s Rugby team, who stolethe show with their Ricky Martinimpressions and walked away withfirst prize.Nice ChoonsKeep coming to Nice Choonsnights in Main Bar on fortnightlyThursdays, and help your AU clubsmake some money, whilst having agood time yourself! The next NiceChoons night is on the 1st November,and it’s a Beach Party theme.So dust off those grass skirts andHawaiian shirts, and get down toMain Bar for some out of seasonentertainment.Basketball: another sport at which <strong>Bangor</strong> is taking on the nation’s Universities
sport@seren.bangor.ac.uk SPORTS SEREN October 2001 23Football fansreject 6.15pmkick-offsReport byJON EWINGAU PresidentWith any luck, by the time thisgoes to print, students at the GeneralMeeting on Thursday 25thOctober will have voted in favourof the “Anti-6.15 motion.” The Antiwhat? The “Anti–kick off at 6.15on a Sunday evening motion.” OK,I’ll give you some more detail. ITVSport has decided that NationwideLeague Football games should bescreened live on a Sunday at6.15pm, and on Thursday eveningsat eight. They’ve come to this decisionwithout consulting the verypeople who give English leaguegames such a fantastic atmosphere—thetravelling fans.True dedication is when anExeter City fan gets up at 5amon a Saturday (the traditional, andinternationally approved “matchday”) ready to make the long andarduous journey north to Carlisle.According to the trusty RAC RoutePlanner, that’s a six-hour journey(M6 traffic permitting) taking inover 350 miles to watch a fixturewhich surely only die-hard Exeteror Carlisle fans could possibly findentertaining. Our man from Exetercould expect to arrive back on hisdoorstep somewhere around midnightafter the game. A reasonablehour, I suppose, when you considerthat had he been watchinga home game he’d probably havebeen pissed up in some local winebar until the wee small hours.But what happens when thepowers that be (i.e. ITV Sport)decide that Carlisle versus ExeterCity would make excellent viewingon a Sunday evening? Okay,the chances are slim, I mean, noteven ITV could possibly imaginethat this fixture would draw ina TV audience of more than afew hundred, but it could happen.Mr. Exeter won’t be crawling inbeside Mrs. Exeter until around3am Monday morning. This pissesoff several people. Mrs. Exeterdoesn’t get the attention shedeserves from her football lovingfella, who, in turn doesn’t get hisfill for the night, and Mr. Exeter’sboss is displeased at the work rateof his employee who’s only hadfour hours (at best) sleep the previousnight.It doesn’t even have to be afixture as obscure as Carlisle andExeter—supporters who have torely on public transport face analmost impossible task of travellinghome after the game (whichfinishes after 8pm), whatever thefixture. So ITV are, in effect,squeezing those without their ownform of transport out of the game.Also at a loose end are the youngerfans, the future of the game, whowill be unable to attend due toschool commitments. These arethe grass roots of the English gameand the very fans that we shouldbe trying to encourage to keepturning up at the turnstiles.By making this decision, it’s clearthat ITV Sport has produced footballfor the subscriber, not the supporter.Only two groups of peoplebenefit from showing games atthese times—fat cat TV bossesand fans that would rather stayat home and watch football fromtheir armchairs. And there doesn’tappear to be too many people whofit into that second category—apaltry 1,500 armchair fans tunedin for the game between NottinghamForest and Bradford City lastmonth. Surely ITV Sport are shootingthemselves in the foot hereas they can’t be making a profit.Another “huge” audience of 2,000tuned in to watch a recent Celticmatch on ITV Digital, swelling thefat cat coffers to an even greaterextent. Whilst Celtic, and otherScottish clubs are not directlyrelated to this motion, it’s anotherclear indication that people simplyaren’t, and hopefully never will be,ready for pay-per-view TV footballmatches.Incidentally, 1,500 is the samenumber of people who signed apetition demanding that “ITV givesfar greater consideration to theneeds of paying, travelling supporterswhen scheduling matches forlive transmission.” This petition wastabled by the football supporters’group, “Blind, Stupid and Desperate,”and if the “Anti-6.15” motionis passed, the Students’ Union willally our efforts with this group andpromote their campaign.Football is a beautiful game andan honest sport, but one that’sunfortunately being taken over bycommercialism and greed. It’s timeto do something about it.“Slaughter in the water” as two Octopush players race for the puckOctopush NationalChampionshipsChris Wheeler reports on one of the AthleticUnions’ more obscure sportsSaturday 10th March saw the<strong>Bangor</strong> <strong>University</strong>’s intrepid Octopushteam travel to Liverpool forthe National Octopush Championships.Starting at 3.15pm andfinishing a little after 9.30pm,<strong>Bangor</strong> bravely pitted their skillsagainst six other <strong>University</strong> teamsfrom around the country.Now, for those of you that area bit baffled by this strange gamecalled Octopush, let me give youa brief introduction. Basically, twoteams of six with four rolling substitutesplay on the bottom of aswimming pool and, with the aidof small sticks (called “pushers”),attempt to push what can onlybe described as a lump of plastic-coatedlead the shape of anice hockey puck into the opposition’sgoal. Sounds easy, doesn’tit? Well think again. Octopushis a game that requires fish-likelungs, sprinter-sized thighs andsteel reinforced fingers acquiredby training on a Sunday eveningbetween 7pm and 8pm at <strong>Bangor</strong>pool.The tournament itself saw thepredicted favourites Aberdeenstroll away with the trophy, andthen proceed to march around Liverpoolin their bloody kilts cryingshameless lines from Braveheart. Iwas really sorry to hear that theirvan was broken into and theirlaptop stolen. Honest.As for <strong>Bangor</strong>, two teams wentOctopush is agame thatrequires fish-likelungs, sprintersizedthighs andsteel-reinforcedfingers.up and both represented the <strong>University</strong>valiantly. <strong>Bangor</strong> “B” teamcame in at an unfortunate seventhplace, though they were certainlynot seen as “whipping boys.” Awell-organised team, under theleadership of club captain Reggie,came very close to offering up afew upsets: however, Lady Luckwas not on their side. Nor, for thatmatter, was the referee.<strong>Bangor</strong>’s “A” team fared a littlebit better, finishing fifth, thoughthis could quite easily have beenthird. Johnny Marriage’s team producedsome exceptional performancesbut in the end training foronly one hour a week took its toll.Chris Wheeler’s three goals frommidfield were well taken, the finalone being a full length run beatingfour players as he went through.Everyone involved had a greattime, though being dragged outfor a few beverages afterwardswas a bit annoying, but someonehad to drink it. Liverpool werealso good enough to feed all ofthe teams and so our thanks goesto them.What lessons can we learn fromour experience? Firstly, any awaytrip is a good one. Secondly, with abit of practice anyone can becomean alright Octopush player, andfinally (and most importantly), werealised that Octopush really doeslive up to its motto—”slaughterin the water.”If you’re interested in playingOctopush, training is held onSunday evenings from 7pm at<strong>Bangor</strong> pool. The first session isfree.