Those Who Suffer Much, Know Much 2010 - User Control Panel

the pool is waiting ... you get to go into the water now. Only it's not water ... it's Jell-O, and the Jell-O has setup, strange, even though it's set up, it's still warm? hmmm.Well, the pool is only about 5 to 6 feet wide, and it's a mile long. You have to wade from this end to the otheras quickly as you can. Added treat, the pool is slanted at a downward angle, and once in awhile, it might beslanted upwards quickly. As you start off, remember to keep your balance as every so often, the pool isgoing to tip to the right, or the left rather quickly.Another point to remember is NOT to turn your head very fast, for if you do ... the entire pool will SPINaround in a circle at about a million miles an hour and come screeching to a halt, leaving you holding on byyour eye teeth, and wondering what in the blue blazes just happened. This is normal. As you go along yourmerry way, it seems you're walking in an arc. Me, I walked from the right, slowly to the left, like everythingsloped that way.What was I thinking...the fun, oh yeah! Have to add in all the little props that will make this a memorable littlejourney for you. :-)We're going to attach weights (100lbs each) to your arms, and your legs. Probably around the wrists andankles so you'll get the full effect. Ahhh, forgot, the 100 pound sack of flour or rice, (your choice) that goes ontop of your head ... that way you'll understand how the neck feels trying to hold your head up!!! We'llprobably tie a big line around your middle and attach it to a diesel locomotive for you to drag through the poolwith you. Don't worry; this is done by others on a daily basis.Now it's going to get really interesting ...Thumbscrews of a type that are large enough to fit over the top of your head and go into your temples. Nicetouch. ... If you feel like you've got a splitting headache, it's because of the axe that's embedded in your skull.Now the eyeballs...we'll just take them out, and rub them down with some heavy grit sandpaper and put themback in. Good effect there.Vision...woo hoo, let's make you wear glasses, and we'll put wax paper over one side, and rub the other sidewith Vaseline. (This lasted a week for me, before it went away.)Now the cognitive issues ... as they say, no brain, no pain. Well, maybe that part about the pain ain't true.But you sure feel like your melon is quite empty. Wife and I were having a discussion at the table ... I heldmy hand up for her to stop...all the words seemed to be in a foreign language - huh???A major portion of the time, if she asked me to do something, I forgot as soon as she said it. No ladies, thiswasn't to get out of anything. Just a case of missing grey matter. Seemed like it at the time. No focus, nomemory. 2 plus 2 could be five, I don't know. Guess what??? I'm married!!! Don't remember gettingmarried, sure it ain't a mistake?? 33 years now??? Wow, and your name is??? Quite embarrassingwhen you don't remember people you've know and associated with all your life.OOPS!!! Forgot all the fun things ... fun fun fun. ... At any given moment, you'll have a pain. It can be aminor one, or...a major one. It can be very brief, it can come and go, it can last ALL DAY! How bout a niceice pick into the back of your arms, or thighs. Cramps, how did you know? They don't call me chucky fornothing ... here's another Charlie horse for you. How bout a nice migraine huh, I had one that went on fortwo and half years. Everyday! Sometimes the pain was literally blinding. Every seen a grown man cry, wantto??? Hold up there, don't go running off ... we are not through here ... more to come.Ever burn yourself?? Scald yourself?? Imagine that's what has just happened to your body, different places,and different intensities ... know what a raccoon is, right? Imagine you have a mask just like it ... only it's aburning sensation like hot coals dropped on you. Guess what, sometimes, it moves ... my right side was likethat, only my right foot felt like it was in a bucket of ice?? Go figure. Hmm. Now, we will hook up theelectrodes, and know the old saying about how a frog's leg will "jump" in a hot fryin' pan?? That’s what'sgoing to happen to you.You get to be your very own sideshow. Just a twitchin' and a' jumpin' - legs and arms. How bout the head,let's do something with it as well. Make it shake a bit, just enough to bother you when you're trying to watchTV. Nice. Maybe bounce without control. What fun. Case Health Pty LtdRevised – July 2007, July 2008, July 2009, July 2010Page 37/433