leave now.”The teenager who had spoken was me, and I was plenty pissed.I’m sorry, I don’t care what <strong>the</strong> situation is. In <strong>my</strong> book, a man does not hit a woman,much less his girlfriend or his wife. Ever. Even a wimp tends to have more power than<strong>the</strong> girl he’s dating. And this guy was no wimp. He was a 225-pound monster. Think <strong>of</strong> aguy <strong>the</strong> size <strong>of</strong> Tito Ortiz or Randy Couture, but with none <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir class or brains.The guy looked at me. “Fuck you, boy. This is none <strong>of</strong> your business.”“No, fuck you,” I said. “You’re leaving now!”The kids around us loved this. Two kids from two dierent high schools were about t<strong>of</strong>ace o against each o<strong>the</strong>r. That was cool. At least, this is what <strong>the</strong>y thought in <strong>the</strong>iradolescent minds. Some <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>m started chanting, “Fight! Fight! Fight!”More people came running over and ga<strong>the</strong>red around, just like in <strong>the</strong> movies.That did not help matters much. I didn’t want to touch this guy. I had no idea wherethis would lead. He was bigger than I was, but that wasn’t <strong>the</strong> issue. I felt sorry for him.He was too stupid to know that it was wrong to punch a girl in <strong>the</strong> face.Back <strong>the</strong>n, I was not an unknown entity in high school. I was pretty built for a senior.I worked out. I practiced martial arts. I was a lifeguard. I was <strong>the</strong> guy who madejewelry. I had started for both <strong>the</strong> Santa Monica High water polo and swim teams fortwo years, and although I elected not to compete in <strong>my</strong> senior year, I was in top shapeand ready to ght if I had to. But as far as this mea<strong>the</strong>ad was concerned, I was anobody.I told him again, “Just go now, and leave <strong>the</strong>m alone.”A bunch <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> kids started chanting, “Buff! Buff! Buff!”The big kid yelled “Fuck you!” and threw a wild right hook.As I blocked it, I punched him full force, right between <strong>the</strong> eyes. He went back butrecovered, and <strong>the</strong>n swarmed me like a football player. He picked me up and droppedme to <strong>the</strong> sand and started throwing punches. I managed to work <strong>my</strong> way on top andup to <strong>the</strong> mount. Though I didn’t know <strong>the</strong> term <strong>the</strong>n, I ground-and-pounded him intobloody submission.“Fight over due to strikes,” or a KO, as we would say in <strong>the</strong> Octagon.When I was done with him, he was not a pretty sight. His blood was everywhere—in<strong>the</strong> sand, on <strong>my</strong> clo<strong>the</strong>s. My new Pendleton shirt was ripped to pieces and hanging from<strong>my</strong> shoulders.The crowd was cheering, but <strong>the</strong>re was no glory in it for me. I didn’t ask for this. Buta glimmer <strong>of</strong> wisdom in <strong>my</strong> head said, No, but he did.When I saw that he wasn’t getting up, I grabbed <strong>my</strong> girlfriend and left. I knew it wasalso <strong>time</strong> for me to leave.I wasn’t thinking too clearly when I got home late that night. I only knew I had to getout <strong>of</strong> those clo<strong>the</strong>s, which were torn and covered with <strong>the</strong> guy’s blood. I left everythingon <strong>the</strong> washing machine, washed <strong>my</strong> face and hands, and crashed in <strong>my</strong> bed.The next morning, when I came down for breakfast, <strong>my</strong> parents were waiting for me.Their eyes were heavy with concern. My mo<strong>the</strong>r held what was left <strong>of</strong> <strong>my</strong> shirt, nowstiff with dried blood.
“What happened, Bruce?”I could never lie to <strong>my</strong> parents. It just wasn’t in me. They were such straightforward,honest people; lying didn’t make sense in our house. I told <strong>the</strong>m <strong>the</strong> truth. I didn’t likewhat had unfolded, but I felt like I didn’t have any o<strong>the</strong>r choice.My mo<strong>the</strong>r was shocked but not surprised, as this was hardly <strong>my</strong> rst rodeo. She cameover to shower me with love.My fa<strong>the</strong>r, on <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r hand, was ecstatic. You’d think he’d just won <strong>the</strong> lottery. Hewas so proud his son had fought <strong>the</strong> good ght, defended a woman’s honor, and taughta brute a lesson.The phone rang. My fa<strong>the</strong>r went to take it. I heard him talking to one <strong>of</strong> <strong>my</strong> friends in<strong>the</strong> next room. I didn’t hear much <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> conversation, but only a few highlights.“Yeah?” he said. “Yeah? Okay … you let <strong>the</strong>m know. We’ll be <strong>the</strong>re in twenty minutes.”When he reappeared in <strong>the</strong> kitchen, he was sticking a snub-nosed Colt .38 DetectiveSpecial revolver into his waistband. He looked at me and nodded. “You,” he said. “Getdressed. We’re going out.”“Where are we going?” I said.“That was Bob Ryan. The kid you beat up last night is looking for payback. But hedoesn’t know where you live. Him and his loser friends pulled a knife on Bob in back <strong>of</strong><strong>the</strong> supermarket where he works in downtown Malibu. They know Bob knows where welive. So we’re going into town and we’re going to settle this, once and for all.”My mo<strong>the</strong>r said, “Joe, please, why—”“Quiet,” <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r said. “You heard me. Get dressed.”“What’s with <strong>the</strong> gun, Dad?”“Simple,” <strong>my</strong> old man said, “You’re going to ght this guy in <strong>the</strong> parking lot, whereeveryone can see that you beat him again, fair and square.”“Yeah, but what’s with <strong>the</strong> gun?”“I’m gonna hold <strong>of</strong>f all his friends while you take care <strong>of</strong> business,” he said.“Are you fucking crazy?” I said. “No way.”Something similar to this had happened once before. When I was only fteen yearsold, I was at <strong>the</strong> movies with <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r when a group <strong>of</strong> four young thugs broke into <strong>the</strong><strong>the</strong>ater exit door. My fa<strong>the</strong>r hated that someone would just knowingly out <strong>the</strong> law likethat. He hated how morality was going to hell in a handbasket in this country. He sawhimself as one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> last true White Knights, although a bit crazy at <strong>time</strong>s.When <strong>the</strong> gang broke in, <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r told me to wrap <strong>my</strong> belt around <strong>my</strong> st with <strong>the</strong>large buckle dangling down as a weapon. He instructed me to stand behind him andback him up if things went south. Then he marched over to <strong>the</strong> gang and confronted<strong>the</strong>m, ordering <strong>the</strong>m to leave. Not a single person in <strong>the</strong> <strong>the</strong>ater got up to help us. It wasfour potentially armed gang kids against <strong>the</strong> two <strong>of</strong> us.But, <strong>of</strong> course, <strong>the</strong>y left.And <strong>the</strong> day we were supposed to meet <strong>the</strong> linebacker in <strong>the</strong> parking lot, I’m happy tosay that showdown never took place. When we got down to <strong>the</strong> appointed spot by <strong>the</strong>beach, <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r guys were nowhere to be found. The guy never bo<strong>the</strong>red me again.That was <strong>the</strong> end <strong>of</strong> that, except for one thing: I now knew just how far <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r was
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He whacked me loud and hard. I went
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see played on the World Series of P
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of my old girlfriends, a beautiful
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Ken, who was pissed at something Ti
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lot of the ghters, because he train
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Brian and my VP, Kristen, have both
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All I’m trying to do is get some
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wonderful “team”: Chris, Henry,