characters played by guys like Humphrey Bogart try to sift through lies and deceit andlong-buried skeletons in <strong>the</strong> closet. I had no idea that I was about to become thatdetective.In 1987, when I was in <strong>my</strong> late twenties and running <strong>my</strong> telemarketing business and<strong>my</strong> SportsBu gun and collectible shows, I was watching boxing matches on TV. Morethan anything, I couldn’t help noticing <strong>the</strong> man announcing those ghts. From <strong>time</strong> to<strong>time</strong>, <strong>the</strong>y printed his name on <strong>the</strong> screen.He was tall, handsome, and debonair. That tuxedo <strong>of</strong> his gave him a James Bond look.Every <strong>time</strong> <strong>the</strong>y flashed his name on <strong>the</strong> screen, I felt chills run through me.The guy’s name was Michael Buffer.Now, big deal, you say. What’s in a name? But you see, all <strong>of</strong> us have a sense <strong>of</strong> howcommon our names are. If your name is John Smith, you don’t blink an eye when youmeet ano<strong>the</strong>r Smith. Dana White is not going to freak if a fan comes up to him,hysterically saying, “Dude, you’re never gonna believe this! My last name is White,too!”But in all <strong>my</strong> life I’d never met anyone named Buer. Believe me, by <strong>the</strong> <strong>time</strong> I was in<strong>my</strong> mid-twenties I’d traveled enough, looked in plenty <strong>of</strong> phone books, and had alwayscome up empty. And now <strong>my</strong> friends and everyone in <strong>my</strong> oce were asking me, “Hey,is that boxing announcer guy your bro<strong>the</strong>r?”At <strong>the</strong> <strong>time</strong>, Michael and I did share certain facial similarities. That and <strong>the</strong> namewere enough to pique <strong>my</strong> interest. From <strong>the</strong>n on, whenever I got a chance, I’d make apoint <strong>of</strong> watching <strong>the</strong> ghts and paying special attention to Michael Buer’smannerisms.Every <strong>time</strong>, I’d get <strong>the</strong> same feeling in <strong>the</strong> pit <strong>of</strong> <strong>my</strong> stomach.Something’s going on, I thought. I don’t know what it is.I didn’t know how to bring this up with <strong>my</strong> parents, so I squelched it. Buried it. Triedto put it out <strong>of</strong> <strong>my</strong> mind. But that didn’t work. If you liked <strong>the</strong> ghts, as I did, you weregoing to keep seeing Michael Buffer.A couple <strong>of</strong> years passed. I was taking a long road trip with <strong>my</strong> dad to check out somegun collections for his own collection or <strong>the</strong> business. We were having a great <strong>time</strong>,hanging out, talking our heads o about everything under <strong>the</strong> sun. My job, sports, <strong>the</strong>fights.We were on a part <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> drive where <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r had <strong>the</strong> wheel. I gured, what <strong>the</strong>hell.“You know,” I said to him, “a lot <strong>of</strong> people have been saying that that ghtannouncer guy must be <strong>my</strong> bro<strong>the</strong>r. We look a little alike and we have <strong>the</strong> same lastname.”My fa<strong>the</strong>r was stone-faced.“Isn’t that funny?” I said, kind <strong>of</strong> hoping to lead him out but prepared to shut up now.Silence.The man who rarely talked about his past surprised <strong>the</strong> hell out <strong>of</strong> me. He lookedaway from <strong>the</strong> road and eyed me quietly for a second.Thinking.
Then he looked back at <strong>the</strong> road.Finally he said six words that changed <strong>my</strong> life: “I think that is your bro<strong>the</strong>r.”You gotta be fucking kidding me! I thought.As we made our way north, he began to tell me his story. Once upon a <strong>time</strong>, he’d meta girl and fallen in love. They were young, and married hastily, <strong>the</strong> way so many youngpeople <strong>of</strong> that generation did. My fa<strong>the</strong>r went to war, and when he returned home hewas greeted by his wife and his bouncing baby boy. But <strong>the</strong> marriage, which had cometoge<strong>the</strong>r in a hurry, fell apart. The young couple had split, and she’d taken <strong>the</strong>ir son.From what I could decipher over <strong>the</strong> years, <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r saw Michael last when <strong>the</strong> boywas two and a half years old. After that, <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r never saw ei<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong> boy or hismo<strong>the</strong>r again. Shockingly, <strong>my</strong> mo<strong>the</strong>r had known all along about this relationship—and<strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r’s firstborn son—but had never brea<strong>the</strong>d a word <strong>of</strong> it to us.Not just one but both <strong>of</strong> <strong>my</strong> parents had kept this secret from Brian and me.I was stunned. I was glad that <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r was driving or I probably would have drivenus <strong>of</strong>f <strong>the</strong> road.How do you like that? I had ano<strong>the</strong>r bro<strong>the</strong>r. He was out <strong>the</strong>re in <strong>the</strong> world, on TV,making a name for himself. And he knew next to nothing about us.“Would you ever want to meet him?” I asked <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r.He shrugged it o, suddenly awkward and uncomfortable. I knew <strong>the</strong> conversationhad run into a brick wall.But I didn’t let it die. Toge<strong>the</strong>r, <strong>my</strong> bro<strong>the</strong>r Brian and I pressed <strong>the</strong> issue. Some<strong>time</strong>later, we had a more serious conversation with <strong>my</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r and he admitted that he hadlong wondered how his o<strong>the</strong>r son had turned out. He was proud <strong>of</strong> Michael’s success, bu<strong>the</strong> was torn. He didn’t know if his son, who was now in his early forties, was interestedin hearing from him after all <strong>the</strong>se years.“Don’t worry about him,” we told him. “Think about you. Are you open to meetinghim?”“Yes,” he said.I began working <strong>the</strong> phones to nd out more about Michael. At one point I evencalled <strong>the</strong> oces <strong>of</strong> Don King, <strong>the</strong> great boxing promoter, to track down Michael. Andone night a few months later, Michael was announcing a ght at <strong>the</strong> Country Club inReseda, where <strong>the</strong>y lmed <strong>the</strong> opening club scene in <strong>the</strong> lm Boogie Nights. It’s just over<strong>the</strong> hill from our home in Malibu. The show was live, and we were watching in <strong>my</strong> dad’shome.“Look,” we told him, “he’s here in town right now. Why don’t you call him?”We handed him <strong>the</strong> number <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> venue.My fa<strong>the</strong>r got up and walked to <strong>the</strong> phone. A short <strong>time</strong> later he was talking withMichael, who was open to meeting him for lunch. I found out later that Michael had arefreshingly open attitude about <strong>the</strong> whole thing. A lot <strong>of</strong> people would have held agrudge after all that <strong>time</strong>. But not Michael. He probably gured, Look, let me go meet <strong>the</strong>guy. If he’s nice, great. I’ll have two fa<strong>the</strong>rs: <strong>the</strong> man who raised me and <strong>my</strong> biological fa<strong>the</strong>r.If I don’t get along with Joe Buffer, no harm done. I never have to see <strong>the</strong> guy again.The two met for <strong>the</strong> rst <strong>time</strong> at a restaurant in Century City. I’m happy to report
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