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Just for FunDear Tech Support,A few years ago I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow downin overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewellery applications, which operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many othervaluable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and PersonalAttention 6.5, and then installed undesirableprograms such as Car racing 5.0, Computer3.0 and TV Watching 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed, Desperate.DEAR DESPERATE,First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an EntertainmentPackage, while Husband 1.0 is an operatingsystem.application can cause Husband 1.0 to defaultto Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0, or Beer and Wine 6.1.Please note that Beer and Wine 6.1 is avery bad program that will download theFarting and Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstancesinstall Mother-In-Law 1.0 (itruns a virus in the background that willeventually seize control of all your systemresources.)In addition, please do not attempt to reinstallthe Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is anunsupported application and will crashHusband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,but it does have limited memory andcannot learn new applications quickly. Youmight consider buying additional softwareto improve memory and performance. Werecommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie7.7.Good Luck! Tech SupportPlease enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do notforget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.If those applications work as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.However, remember, overuse of the abovePREMIER MOTORSVOLVONEW VOLVO SALESUSED VOLVO SALESVOLVO SERVICESVOLVO PARTSTO VIEW THE COMPLETE RANGE OF EXCITING NEW VOL-VOS CONTACT PERTH’S No1 VOLVO DEALERPremier Motors393 Scarborough Beach Rd,Osborne Park. Ph: 9443Page: 10