Vol 7-18-Nov 14 - Katanning Rotary Club

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T 1W 2ROTARY CALENDAR OF EVENTS - 2011/12NOVEMBER 11 DECEMBER 11T 3 1F 4 2S 5 3S 6 PEPS Training 4M 7 FELLOWSHIP 5 FAMILY REMEMBRANCE DAYT 8 6W 9 7T 10 8F 11 KOJONUP QUIZ NIGHT 9S 12 SENIOR’S BUS TRIP 10S 13 11Monday, 14 November, 2011JUST FOR A LAFF!Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthywidower, shows up at the Country Clubwith a breathtakingly beautiful and verysexy 25-year-old blonde-haired womanwho knocks everyone's socks off withher youthful sex appeal and charm andwho hangs over Bob's arm and listensintently to his every word.. His buddiesat the club are all aghast. At the veryfirst chance, they corner him and ask,'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She'smy wife!' They are knocked over, butcontinue to ask. 'So, how'd youpersuade her to marry you?' 'I liedabout my age,' Bob replies. 'What, didyou tell her you were only 50?' Bobsmiles and says, 'No, I told her I was90.'M 14 BILLIE O’HALLORANGROUP STUDY EXCHANGET 15 13W 16 14T 17 15F 18 16S 19 1712 FELLOWSHIPS 20 18 PRESIDENT’SCHRISTMAS PARTYM 21 VOCATIONALRAY FORD SIGNST 22 20W 23 21T 24 22F 25 23S 26 2419 NO MEETINGS 27 25 CHRISTMAS DAYM 28 HARRY CAVOLI 26 NO MEETINGBOXING DAYT 29 27W 30 28T 29F 30S 31 NEW YEAR’S EVEPage 14BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, anAmerican, and a Blonde were talking oneday. The Russian said, "We were the firstin space!" The American said, "We werethe first on the moon!" The Blonde said,"So what we blonde’s are going to be thefirst on the sun!" The Russian and theAmerican looked at each other and shooktheir heads. "You can't land on the sun, youidiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. Towhich the Blonde replied, "We're notstupid, you know. We're going at night!"A little girl asked her mother, "How did thehuman race come about?"The Mother answered, "God made Adam andEve; they had children and, so all mankindwas made."A few days later, the little girl asked herfather the same question. The fatheranswered, "Many years ago there weremonkeys, and we developed from them."The confused girl returns to her mother andsays, "Mom, how is it possible that you toldme that the human race was created by God,and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is verysimple. I told you about the origin of my sideof the family, and your father told you abouthis side."Rotary Club of Katanning
MEMBERS CONTACT DETAILSMonday, 14 November, 2011Rotarian Home Work Mobile EmailPRESIDENTWayne (Sandra) Sergeant 9821 1890 9821 2379 0409 103 801 sergeant@wn.com.auCLUB SERVICEDavid (Charmaine) Meyer 9824 1236 9824 1236 0417 178 387 dlm@katel.net.auArthur (Pauline) Todd 9821 2019 0429 100 084 aptodd@bigpond.net.auGreg Ramm 9821 1718 9821 1718 0427 974 452 gvramm@wn.com.auKeith (Angela) Ohlsen 9821 4141 9821 3200 0427 817 008 kohlsen@agric.wa.gov.auMarlene (Des) Shackley 9822 8040 9822 8040 0428 683 601 shackley@activ8.net.auCOMMUNITY SERVICEIian Woods 98448649 0428 915 815 Iian.woods@elders.com.auDoug (Anne) Hepworth 9821 2228 0418 924 610 hepwdna@bigpond.net.auJulie (Tim) Brown 9823 1115 9821 9800 0408 590 006 juliebrown62@bigpond.comMarianne Perrie 9822 8036 0467 657 064 m.perrie@iinet.net.auRob Smithson9821 1888robertandsonia6390@bigpond.comINTERNATIONAL SERVICENigel (Christine) Aitken 9821 1690 9821 2000nigel.aitken@bigpond.comBrent (Elizabeth) Ladyman 9821 0030 9821 0030 0427 968 533 b.e.ladyman@bigpond.comMichael (Jenny) Hobley 9821 4797 9821 4797 0428 214 794 mejhobley@activ8.net.auAdrian (Barbara) Edwards 9821 4383 9821 2388 0427 212 388 edw@katel.net.auGeoff (Helen) Beeck 9821 4333 9821 4333 0417 966 802 summerfield1892@bigpond.comVOCATIONAL SERVICERussel (Margaret) Thomson 9823 1549 9823 1549 0419 950 217 kunmallup@bigpond.comRay (Julie) Ford 9821 2483 9821 1172rfsigns@katel.net.auPeter (Christine) Molinari 9821 1673 9821 1933pmolinari@tnmlawyers.com.auPeter (Deanne) Caldwell 9823 5016 9823 5016 0428 235 006 diesel14@bigpond.comPeter (Daphne) Kerin 9821 1858 9821 1858 0427 208 878 peteranddaphne@sctelco.net.auNEW GENERATIONSJacqueline Stade 9821 1558 j.stade@bigpond.comKevin (Rachelle) Newman 9821 1404 9821 1111 044 8211 102 kevin@farmerscentre1978.com.auLesley (Morris) Trimming 98211827 0407 423 495 lesleytrimming@bigpond.comDanny (Julie Forest) McGrath 9821 8697 9821 1836 0427 876 117 premiersmash@westnet.com.auPP Danielle (David Hislop) Perrie 9822 8030 9861 2222 0428 231 506 dandave@activ8.net.auAndrew Pritchard 9821 1241 9821 2340 0417 904 057 ajp@myboomerang.com.auRotary Club of Katanning Page 15
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