onto a Yamaha 600 XJ6(a bit more knowledge now), what a difference, much easier to change straightand better balance I felt. Rob took us, yes there was one other, all around Gloucester and into rural gears<strong>of</strong> Gloucestershire over a couple <strong>of</strong> days to learn all that I landscapeto pass the tests. Test day came for Module 1, the slow riding , figure <strong>of</strong> eight, cones and the neededswerve test. Swerve Test, since when do you swerve into on……………..sorry sore point, dreadedlet it go. Anyway, the lad who was with me mustfirst, had been riding in very good weather all the time, and today it was cloudy, very cloudy, the cloud wentclouds your vision and ability see. Well he was out there for half hour, did it all, had 2 goes at the thattest, later found out had not swervegood, emergency stop……………..perfect. <strong>The</strong>n it started, splat………splat, speedsplat, splat, yep, in was raining, Here I am first time on Bike test First time in rain, and it splat,………..splat,getting worse. Got the u turn out the way then wasthe swerve test, all going well so I set the bike up had it on kilometres as European say that you cameto be going more than 50k (33mph), coming round top sweeping corner, rain moderate, line haveperfect, throttle still open, getting speed(trying, those who know me, upfeel sorry for bike) hit the speed trap, quick shift handle bars to swerve around cone, set up wouldcone square to stop in, perfect. Not so perfect, was out speed 47kph. forsecond chance. It opened, the Okgot up to speed on first attempt. He Passed. I went out, started my slow riding, clouds that is. I could not see out <strong>of</strong>nailed it. Went on run for emergency visor, so had to lift it going roundstop, came around top corner, corner one handed, leaning bike, full throttle, determined to get speed. As I finished the corner wind was driving rain horizontal, I was determined to<strong>Journal</strong> <strong>of</strong> the <strong>Severn</strong> <strong>Advanced</strong> Motorcyclists 35 <strong>Journal</strong> <strong>of</strong> the <strong>Severn</strong> <strong>Advanced</strong> Motorcyclists 36
it right, gritted teeth focused on speed trap then cone to swerve around, passed thru speed trap meetcone saw cone square to stop in, the brakes, locked released, hit the brakes again this roundedheld on as there was no way I was going to get another chance, a timemeter straight slide into box, stopped, front wheel half <strong>of</strong> it was out <strong>of</strong> box I got failed for that, tenwas in total control and apparently one <strong>of</strong> the longest if not the longest. “hang on a minute I say, skidthe highway code it states that I should double my distance when In“Sorry but rules are rules you went out <strong>of</strong> the box”. “Einstein states that a moving mass, wet”.this is a mega moving mass at speed wet impossible to stop in the given distance, I am not a andare all bikes, with lightweight,and passed, unfortunately, my partner in crime failed his second part for not getting up to speed weathercarriage way, yet he was always told to beware <strong>of</strong> his speed, amazing what test conditions do to duelMy ride was spot , I was given my DSA pass 21May09. people.home, straight onto Ebay to see what bikes were available for Honda Pan European ST1300, BMW GotYamaha FJR 1300. <strong>The</strong> reason for these bikes was I had no idea <strong>of</strong> what I required to take a 1159RT,and loads <strong>of</strong> luggage I intend to tour, so touring bike was pillioncriteria. Why not start on a small bike I hear some say, answer don’t waste or loose money getting to theyou need. Two weeks later 06June09 <strong>The</strong> Pan European was bought. Richmond was the journey whatpick the bike up, took a train trip, t<strong>of</strong>rom Richmond then onto the A66 over the Pennines, stunning, the M6 welcome to motorway riding, CornerM5, I survived but I need to learn to ride a bike. On computer, typed advanced riding, looked at ontothen I.A.M. I looked at the local home sites for both, <strong>The</strong> SAM Rospalooked more appealing and informative, mug shots were good, loads <strong>of</strong> smiles. I Joined I.A.M after siteto Peter Craddock, happy bloke, informative and enthusiastic, speakinghis approach felt welcome. I.A.M Associate 17 June 09. Will continue if interested in next liked<strong>Journal</strong>, tasters Observer rides, broke bike, met sammers for first time, bike safe etc. and met month<strong>Advanced</strong> biker. Criticized and partial edited, verbally youtubes’and GBH <strong>of</strong> ear by Pillion Lynn slapped, Clinton King Regardsis taking trust just too far… This<strong>Journal</strong> <strong>of</strong> the <strong>Severn</strong> varying size people able to stop in that exact given distance”, I was wasting my time. He Failed me anyway.extra £10<strong>Advanced</strong>got me first class(freeMotorcyclistsdrink and eats was37worth about £30). With leathers, boots, gloves from brother-in-law, new helmet I was ready for first proper solo ride <strong>of</strong> my life, what a ride it was. To Scotch better with all it thru went test, my rebooked had I week Following<strong>Journal</strong> <strong>of</strong> the <strong>Severn</strong> <strong>Advanced</strong> Motorcyclists 38