Chapter Res Gestae 2007–<strong>2008</strong> (Continued)Maryland, <strong>College</strong> Park, held its annualinitiation on March 6. We welcomed sixnew regular members, three associatemembers, and two honorary members. Theceremony was followed by a reception formembers and guests, and by a lecture on“The Seduction of Rhetoric” by one ofMaryland’s own M.A. graduates, E. DelChrol, who has gone on to earn a Ph.D.from USC and now teaches at MarshallUniversity in West Virginia.On April 26, members of chapter ZetaNu organized a special activity as part ofthe University’s outreach event, MarylandDay. Chapter members joined their advisor,Professor Lillian Doherty, in writingthe names of visitors in Greek characters.We made Greek name tags for about 200people!Zeta Xi at Iowa State UniversityAt the end of the year, the Zeta Xi chapterof Eta Sigma Phi at Iowa State Universitystands with the following student officers:President Bethany J Mathes, VicePresident, Mattias P Gassman, TreasurerKatharine J Collins, Director of DiversityMatthew P Caffrey,, Secretary LauraA Schrader. Our Faculty Advisor is Dr.Rachel Meyers.Our events over the year have includedinitiation for our new members, classicallythemed movie nights, and we sponsoredour active club members who attendedIowa State University’s “A Funny ThingHappened on the way to the Forum.”At our annual awards ceremony,we welcomed David Hansen, RachaelShimek, Aaron Cronk, Darin Hayne, andAnna DaSilva as new members.Next year we say good bye to many ofour active members and they are graduating,transferring, or studying abroad. Welook forward the opportunities that nextyear will bring to welcome new membersinto our society, and hope to continue tofoster brotherhood among our membersthrough continued efforts at gathering toenjoy movies, plays, and fun.Zeta Chi at Xavier UniversityIn September, our Zeta Chi chapter heldparty to welcome prospective inducteeswith a classically-themed movie night (AFunny Thing Happened on the Way to theForum). In October members met as part ofa larger student group with several facultymembers to discuss the book MountainsBeyond Mountains by Tracy Kidder; wereflected upon its themes of compassionand service. We ended 2007 with a Saturnaliaparty that included pizza, games, anda raffle featuring classically-themed prizes(donated by the faculty from various tripsto Europe). An unexpected snowstormin February forced us to cancel plans todiscuss Tracy Simmons’ book ClimbingParnassus and our visit to the CincinnatiArt Museum (we will reschedule the ArtMuseum trip next year; a new book hasbeen chosen for our common reading inthe fall). Our year ended with an inductionof seven new members and a pizza party,with more faculty-supplied prizes raffled off(April 25). Zeta Chi is especially pleasedthat we were able to send a representativeto the Eta Sigma Phi national conventionat the end of March: this is the first timesince the chapter was founded that ourchapter was represented. Hopefully, we willsend more students next year (but don’tconflict with the University of Miami’sUndergraduate Conference in Classics!).Eta Delta at Hillsdale <strong>College</strong>Eta Delta chapter started the year offonce again by working on the DictionaryProject. In our fifth year of the project,over 30 members volunteered to distributedictionaries, generously paid for by thelocal Kiwanis Club, to over 500 thirdgradersin every elementary school in thecounty. In presenting the dictionaries,our members explained to the studentswhat the study of the Classics entails andgave them a timeline to show how old thethings we study are. We also taught themthe Greek alphabet and how to transliteratetheir names into Greek characters, andfinally we taught them various etymologiesand Greek and Latin word roots.We expanded the number of studenttutors at Hillsdale Preparatory Schoolto six, covering all of the students in theschool ranging from Kindergarten throughthe eighth grade. This year we are incorporatingafter-school tutoring to students atthe school who need additional help. <strong>No</strong>win their second year of Latin study, studentsat Hillsdale Prep were in need of addi-tional textbooks and activity books whichwe provided for them. Student tutorsand other members of Eta Sigma Phi soldLatin Valentine’s Day cards hand-madeby the children in order to defray some ofthe costs of the books. In the last week ofMarch, several members of the honorarywent to the school to watch their musicalproduction of The Odyssey, which includedthe entire student body in the cast.In addition to tutoring elementary andjunior-high students, Eta Sigma Phi alsostaffed a peer tutoring room available eachsemester to students of Greek and Latin intheir first two years of language study.In February Eta Delta Chapter hostedthe ninth annual Honorama charity bowla-thonin which the Classics honorarychallenges all other honoraries on campusto bowl for honor, for glory, and for charity.Eta Sigma Phi is currently experiencing abit of a drought; we handily won the firstthree challenges, but have been unableto recapture the hotly-contested teamtrophy, though individual competitorshave brought home several of the topthree individual trophies, and continuesto retain the philanthropy trophy. Thisyear Honorama raised over $500 for thelocal chapter of Circle-K, a college-levelmember of Kiwanis International, an organizationdedicated to serving the childrenof the world.Our own February fundraiser was ourfourth annual Date Infliction Auction, anevent where Eta Sigma Phi puts its finestspecimens up on the auction block andpeople bid for the privilege of inflicting thegeeky awkwardness of the typical Classicsnerd upon an unsuspecting victim.You would be surprised how much peoplewould pay not to date a Classics major.The auction culminates each year in theepitome of Schadenfreude, The CheeseBall. This year our theme is “Big Hair, Bad80s,” where we brought back the wall ofbangs and leg warmers an all of us wishedthat they had Jessie’s Girl as we did theSafety Dance.Our first attempt at a Classics movienight ran into technical difficulties, asthe library’s antiquated VHS copy of “AFunny Thing Happened on the Way to theForum” remarkably would not fit into thenew classroom building’s DVD player.38
Left, Stanley Lombardo reads at event sponsored by Eta Muat the University of California DavisBelow, Comedy Review at Eta Mu’s Classics DayOn the scholarly side, in the secondweek of April, the Classics Departmenthosted a dinner, followed by talk by Dr.John Pedley of the University of Michiganentitled, “Julius Caesar, Cleopatra, and theConquest of Egypt.”Our final function of the year was ourannual Floralia, which featured Romanstyledining, a student-produced play,and the ritual assassination of the outgoingpresident and the installation of theincoming officers.Eta Zeta at Truman State UniversityThe Eta Zeta Chapter at Truman StateUniversity held several events during the2007-<strong>2008</strong> academic year. In Septemberwe participated in a Classics Quiz Bowl, awelcome event for new Classics students.In October we discussed study abroadopportunities in Greece and Italy; thehighlight of the evening was a presentationby Josie Grillas, a senior Classics major,who showed slides and spoke about hersummer 2007 experience with <strong>College</strong> Yearin Athens. We also held a campus-wideHomerathon in which students invokedthe spirit of Homer by reading aloud onthe Quad from an English translation ofthe Odyssey. In <strong>No</strong>vember we hosted aGreek Dinner for students and faculty.Our five senior Classics majors presentedtheir research projects at the annualClassics Capstone Symposium. In earlyDecember, faculty and students gatheredtogether to read Book 6 of the Iliad aloudin Greek. Throughout the fall and into thespring, we held monthly showings of theHBO series Rome.During the spring, the Eta Zeta chaptervisited the “Mythological Subjects”exhibition at the Nelson-Atkins Museumin Kansas City, MO. In February severalof us participated in the Eta SigmaPhi translation contests. We celebratedNational Latin Teacher RecruitmentWeek in March with testimonials fromTruman alumni about their experiencesteaching Latin at middle and high schools.April was a busy month. Dr. Eric Ross, aguest speaker from Iowa State University,presented a lecture entitled “Hecuba’sRevenge: Gender, Rhetoric, and Justicein a Time of War.” We initiated eight newmembers into the organization and, followingthe initiation ceremony, we hostedour annual Italian Dinner for facultyand students. Several participants fromthe study abroad course “Sacred Sites inGreece” presented their research projectsat Truman’s Student Research Conference.We held another campus-wide Homerathon,reading aloud on the Quad froman English translation of the Iliad. Oursemester ended in May with the CatullusCantoria, during which faculty andstudents met one last time to read Catullus64 aloud in Latin.Eta Iota at the Univesity of ArizonaThe Eta Iota chapter has had a veryactive year. The chapter has welcomedover a dozen new members. The eventsbegan with a mosaic workshop for clubmembers who now present this workshopto classes of sixth grade students in localschools. Each student makes their ownmosaic and learns about the historicaland cultural roles of this art form in theclassical tradition. The annual LatinValentine’s Day card sale on the mall wasvery popular again this year. The chaptertook a trip to the Getty Villa in Malibuat the end of April, and volunteered forthe CAMWS conference hosted at theUniversity of Arizona from April 16-19,<strong>2008</strong>.Eta Mu at the University of California,DavisEta Mu, the University of California atDavis [UCD] Eta Sigma Phi chapter, hasworked vigorously over the past year toensure that students who study classics areactively involved on campus. The chapteris devoted to spreading the traditionsof classics on campus and allowing openaccess for any who wish to learn more. Our39