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Clams to Cash: How to Make and Sell Giant Clam Shell ... - eXtension

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<strong><strong>Clam</strong>s</strong> <strong>to</strong> <strong>Cash</strong>: <strong>How</strong> <strong>to</strong> <strong>Make</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Sell</strong> <strong>Giant</strong> <strong>Clam</strong> <strong>Shell</strong> ProductsPage 22Ash TraysUsing a lovely giant clam shell <strong>to</strong> hold cigarette ashes seems a shameful desecration.For this reason, the MMDC gift shop never sold clam shells specifically for use as ashtrays.Even the idea of a restaurant having clam shells filled with mouth-watering sashimialongside similar shells filled with cigarette ashes is unappetizing. Yuck!Sadly, smokers are everywhere in the Asia-Pacific region. It is truly a region ofpuffers. And they are an inventive lot, capable of turning just about anything—coffee cups,beer cans, sinks, newly waxed floors, the palms of their own h<strong>and</strong>s, <strong>and</strong> yes, even giant clamshells—in<strong>to</strong> ashtrays.Smokers patronizing the MMDC gift shop frequently <strong>and</strong> quite shamelessly boughtgiant clam salad bowls, soap dishes, wasabi dishes, planters <strong>and</strong> even c<strong>and</strong>lestick holderswith the specific objective of using them not for their intended purpose but for ashtrays! Thefollowing conversation, or some variation of it, <strong>to</strong>ok place many times in the MMDC giftshop.Cus<strong>to</strong>mer: ”What’s this?”Salesclerk:”It’s a salad bowl made from a giant clam shell. Of course, youcould use it for serving sashimi, sauces, c<strong>and</strong>y, or any other type offood.”Cus<strong>to</strong>mer: “Hmmm, that would make a great ashtray. Ethel, let’s get a coupleof these ashtrays.”Because this manual gives instructions for crafting most of the shell products thatmight conceivably be used for ashtrays, the issue need not be belabored by repeating thetechniques. If you would like <strong>to</strong> be in the ash tray business, just use giant clam shells <strong>to</strong> makevirtually anything resembling a dish or bowl <strong>and</strong> label it “ashtray.” Trust us: someone willbuy it.June 1996

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